Paranoia Posts

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[crabgirlfriend]

@ganondorf

[pitbolshevik]

"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion

[abortionado]

this might've been twitter but i'd like to remind everyone of the subsequent 400 IQ take, "you should ask people for consent before masturbating to the thought of them"

[pitbolshevik]

WHAT

[brainscrewz]

i think i saw that tweet actually! they said specifically that witchy and spiritual people KNOW you're getting off to them and you should ask first lmao. if that's not projecting idk what is

[pitbolshevik]

this is making my brain short circuit

[subconscious-realm]

No. Yes we do know, i receive nasty disturbing visions out of nowhere and when i walk past them again i instantly know as well as them from their facial language. but if they are hot then yes i enjoy it and its not really bad but You Should At Least Ask Psychic Permission beforehand please.....

[pitbolshevik]

i would love to study you

[letmefixthatforyou]

I mean from a witchy perspective, if you know someone has fantasised about you just from walking past them, then that's your fault for not erecting proper psychic wards. It's not some random stranger's responsibility to deal with you projecting your psyche everywhere

[pitbolshevik]

how did this post turn into this what the fuck is happening

[taningia]

[normal-horoscopes]

[We pass each other on the street and my overwhelming psychic power smashes your wards like an egg. You are unable to resist my erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court.]

[gay-jesus-probably]

...okay cancel the rest of this post please elaborate on wtf you mean by erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court

because this image is like a barren void of sex appeal and now i’m both horrified and fascinated

[yakotta]

Why is your Supreme Court Santas?

[gay-jesus-probably]

why wouldn’t our supreme court involve mandatory santa cosplay

[mayjorlin]

This post has everything

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

[by-any-other]

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[twilightofthesandwiches]

What if we got Ralsei all wrong? What if he’s not trying to hide information from people for either sinister or sympathetic reasons? What if he legit just never explains shit because he assumes everyone knows as much as he does already and there’s no need and it’ll be rude to mention it.

Like at some point Susie’s gonna make some Remark that kinda sounds like it’s about the Player and Ralsei takes her aside like “Susie, please, we all know that Kris is possessed by an amoral time god but we need to be sensitive about it” and Susie’s just “WE ALL KNOW WHAT??????”

[snoutcam]

[astraldemise]

supermarket has a sign on the shelf display asking "wizards to not cast any spells within the premises" fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you im going to eldritch blast the self checkout machine

[unclefather]

see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice

[judgejudyofficial]

Gay

[unclefather]

that’s his snail

[jankybones]

Heres an old comic I never uploaded with my Spinel OC! I sort of changed up the "canon" for these Spinels, that the more common purple ones were made for things other than what the movie's Spinel was made for.

Anyway, I drew this in a sketchbook a ways back before the movie, and just stumbled upon it again!

[jankybones]

HEY guys! If you wanted to read my old Spinel comic (from like four-five years ago) you can now see it in full right here! (cw: violence, possession)

So a lot has changed since I drew this comic! But a few people have brought it up, so why not just repost it lol

I actually never finished it! But came really, really close. Anyway, tons has changed story and design (AND art skill) wise since I made this! Spinel only has one gem now, and her backstory is a bit different. She’s still a totally wild rogue gem out to destroy the Crystal Gems for vengeance, though!

If y’all have any questions don’t be afraid to send me an ask :P

[tamamita]

[bumbleshark]

[lan-lantern-light]

[foxes-in-love]

[ostolero]

people use their blinkers at the last second as if it lets you parry a hit like street fighter

[aviculor]

yes thank you for signaling. but it’s also a meaningless gesture when you’re weaving through traffic like you’re fighting Sans

[valenttines]

Shit that’s happened at my job because my manager Steve has immense amounts of chaotic energy

-an alarm on a toner was placed so bad and Steve said “that’s some 200 iq bullshit someone’s mother needs to be slapped”

-threw alpha boxes at the wall then said “damn these things are durable”

-found a workout band and shot it across the store. Proceeded to lean out of the door and look at me “you saw nothing.”

-threw said workout band at Tuan yelling “NINJA!”

-when we closed and all were leaving to the back he got up and yelled “alright who wants to get hit” and readied the band. He had a lot of fun with that

-Holton over the radio “it’s quiet” Steve replies “I know” then SCREAMS and said “better?”

-when I finished my training really fast he said I did a “good ol fashioned Nintendo speedrun”

-I asked Tuan for help, he did so, then said “if you need anything else let me know” Steve cheekily said “he said that to all the girls” then they started fighting which divulged into them jokingly threatening to kill each other

-on my first day of work Steve came to the counter and pretended to be an angry customer yelling about paper being the wrong price saying shit like “Dont fuck with me bro, dont fuck with me”

-Antoine was vacuuming the floor and sucked up a straw. He sucked it up on accident. I walked over to the office to ask a question as this happened and Steve just yelled “CHEW HIM OUT KRIS” and I was like “oh god what did he do.” “Jackass sucked up a straw” he brought him in the office and sarcastically showed him he can take out the bottom part to get the straw out, he didn’t need to cut it out. So Antoine went back to vacuuming and you could hear him suck up something large again and Steve screamed “ANTOINE YOU FUCKING DUMBASS. I CAN HEAR THAT SHIT”

[campyvillain]

omg look who finally arrived

[campyvillain]

[meeyahmaya]

me as soon as i become a homeowner