Peter Solarz
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Claire Keane
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Sade Olutola
trying on a metaphor
occasionally subtle
Janaina Medeiros
if i look back, i am lost
shark vs the universe
taylor price
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
sheepfilms
dirt enthusiast
Sweet Seals For You, Always
JBB: An Artblog!
noise dept.
NASA
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
ojovivo
seen from Romania
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seen from Malaysia
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@scary--terry
I crumbled and paid for Prime video to watch good omens but what this really means is now I can just re-watch the exorcist and the terror on repeat until I go insane
Never have I felt SO seen. I tried branching out now that I have it for a month, but I just cannot escape these repressed men.
ladies……. please, allow me. *immediately fucks it up*
me: [thinks about doing domestic things like cooking and decorating for holidays with a boy]
me:
Honestly why would you hide this in the notes
Why must there be ‘A PLOT’? Why can’t it just be Dad!Mando flying around the galaxy taking odd jobs for food and gas money so he can take care of his tiny green baby? Why does there need to be MORE isn’t watching Mando kick ass and Baby Yoda occasionally trying to use the Force ENOUGH????????
you know what time it is
Ah yes the three eras of American history. Puritan… Regency… Joth clown…
jo t h c l o w n
#can people stop hiring paul bettany to be ice cold and whispery #and hire him again to be A HYPER CON ARTIST STAND-UP EMCEE AGAIN #pls and thnk u
#TOOODAY #you find yourselves EQUALS #for you are all equally blessed #for I have the pride #the PRIVILEGE #NAY!!! #the PLEASURE #of introducing to you…… a knight….. SIRED by knights #A knight who can trace his lineage back……… before Charlemagne. #I first met him on a mountaintop pRAYING TO GOD #asking for forgiveness! #for the Saracen blood split by his sword. NEXT #he amazed me still futher #in Italy! #when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishings of her DREADFUL TURKISH UNCLE #[dramatic pause] #He spent a year #……in silence……. #just to better understand the sound……… of a whisper? #AND SO #without any further gilding of the lily and with no more ado #I give you the Seeker of Serenity! #the Protector of Italian Virginity #the Enforcer of our Lord God #the One #the Only #SIR UUUUUUUUUUURLICH VON LICHTENSTEIN
some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/
Everyone can go home, this is the greatest tiktok that is or will ever be
im so emotional rn
First episode - last episode
my favourite thing about breath of the wild is that it forces you to fish like an insane person
actual ways to fish in botw:
-shooting the fish with a bow and arrow (this is the only actual irl fishing method in the entire game)
-bombs
-creating pillars of ice beneath the fish and then picking them up as they flop around
-swimming really fast and grabbing them presumably with your bare hands and/or teeth
-swimming really fast and chasing them until they beach themselves and then picking them up
-electrocuting the water with magic weapons
-wearing rubber armour and metal equipment and sitting in the water and waiting for lightning
not actual ways to fish in botw:
-rod and line
-a net
i dont always post on snapchat, but when i do
If you don’t know if you want to get into Welcome To Night Vale, listen to this clip, it does a perfect job of summing up the entire experience.
this is quite legitimately one of my favorite things that’s happened in the entire show.
If you haven’t listened to Night Vale yet, take 50 seconds to consider it. Please.
Cecil, in a serious and grave tone: “Old Woman Josie has not called, but, intern Dana said that Josie updated her Facebook page with an Instagram of some rune stones. Dana has been furiously translating these symbols and her best guess is that they say ‘They come in twos. You and come in twos. You and You. Kill your double.’ Cecil, continuing in a tone most people use to talk about cute cats: “There’s also a link to this amazing cat that keeps jumping in and out of boxes! And oh my god that is the cutest thing I have ever seen! Dana! You have got to post that on my wall. Oh my god, he loves those boxes so much!”
The bastard himself
L E G E N D
Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster
One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that
Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”
dishonored really has the sexiest aesthetic ever. there’s assassins. there’s witches. there’s whales. there’s steampunk tech and shit. a beating heart that tells you peoples darkest secrets. a spooky-looking twink that won’t let you sleep. swarms of rats. it’s just undeniably sexy.
#a disgraced dilf with an incredible ass
