if i look back, i am lost
Kiana Khansmith
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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Keni
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
izzy's playlists!
#extradirty
styofa doing anything
NASA
RMH
Claire Keane
Sade Olutola
Kaledo Art
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Xuebing Du
ellievsbear
we're not kids anymore.
i don't do bad sauce passes
Origami Around
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@scary-elvis
i haven’t read the faq recently so i’m afraid it’s in there and i’ve just forgotten, that’s why anon
but who’s ur moirail 👀
Woah mama that's personal business
Oh kitten, its ok. You can tell them.
Who are you what the fuck
Woah mama it's a verifiable burger debauchee hummina hummina hummina
hello this is my spooky elvis parody
“you aint nothing but a werewolf
howling all the time”
alright thank you for your time 👍
Woah mama that's an A+ parody got my knees quakin' and my heart set to shakin' mama a-thankyouverymuch
BOO
WOAH mama good thing there's no porcelain throne nearby I almost had a hummina hummina heart attack
Hey Elvis, how do you feel now were 3 months away from October? have any Halloween plans this year?
Woah mama I've been hibernating for My Holiday. I'm going as something scary mama a hummina hummina Orb
Scary Elvis
Woah mama ive been summoned
Woah mama
I love polls
and I love spreadsheets
I made an elvisverse spreadsheet
if anyone elvii want access to the spreadsheet please ask
for privacy reasons it will only be available to elvii
if you want your elvii off the spreadsheet let me know as well
although I am willing to answer questions about the spreadsheet
hummina hummina
Woah mama let me get that hummina hummina spreadsheet link *hip thrusts*
*throwing pebbles at your terrarium* (because you're tiny) (stones would crush you)
WOAH MAMA IM UNDER ATTACK ACTIVATE THE DEFENSIVE COUNTERMEASURES
LAUNCHING MY ICEM (INTER CONTINENTAL ELVISSTIC MISSILE)
Woah mama I've gotcha my miniature and not as scary brother *shakes my leg defensively to block the pebbles*
Reblog is this is a safe space for the identities theses flags represent pls follow too
Hehehe I’m a demiboy <3
Who up transing they gender rn
Satan loves trans people
CatGirlPresley loves trans people
@elvis-resercher-official do you have the list ready-
Woah science, the research foundation is entirely staffed my pro labor socialist trans people with colored hair Hummina Hummina
Woah mama, I'm puppeted against my will by a trans man hummina hummina hummina *hip thrusts*
I'm the transman puppeting @scary-elvis
Woah mama my handler's identity has been stolen hummina hummina hummina
woah mama my dreams are your worst nightmare
a dream is the combination of a soul, I do not dream
Woah mama what is it to dream... hummina hummina hummina *hip thrusts*
Woah mama i ate a whole easter egg and now im egg shaped
Athankyouverymuch it hurts but not a lot
WOAH MAMA. Your SHAPE is very BABY. My brain says PUT THAT IN YOUR NEST
being on tumblr is like watching the worst nature documentary ever produced
Woah mama im no animal
I was created outside of the light of god
Woah mama, Elvii are beings extrinsic to Earth's evolutionary cycle, regardless of similarities to many various creatures hummina hummina hummina
Woah mama just reminding my followers that TERF ideology is fundamentally evil and not welcome anywhere near my blog hummina hummina hummina
Protecting genuine women is „fundamentally evil“?
Protecting women is one of the most noble things you can do. Unfortunately you don't do that
Woah mama, one for the block list!
literally WHAT is happening in the elvisverse rn
Meow Mama I think a better question is what isn't hummina hummina happening
whoa mama what’s happening is you should buy cars
Can I get a shopping cart?
whoa mama of course you can
Do you have any....round cars?
whoa mama i have any kind of car you want. except teslas.
Can you check my car and see if it's running properly? I'll even open the door for you 🚪
sure i can, anything in particular you’re worried about?
obligatory whoa mama
*consumes @car-salesman-elvis*
MEOW MAMA NOT CAR SALESMAN ELVIS!!!!! DONT WORRY BUDDY ILL FIND A WAY TO GET YOU OUT OF THERE OR ILL HUMMINA HUMMINA GET ORBED TRYING
I want to study y'all under a microscope
Meow Mama I think the only one that would actually fit under a microscope is @miniature-elvis
Woah mama
*shakes hips*
You called?
Woah mama, the Orb is after us all hummina hummina hummina
Reblog is this is a safe space for the identities theses flags represent pls follow too
Hehehe I’m a demiboy <3
Who up transing they gender rn
Satan loves trans people
CatGirlPresley loves trans people
@elvis-resercher-official do you have the list ready-
Woah science, the research foundation is entirely staffed my pro labor socialist trans people with colored hair Hummina Hummina
Woah mama, I'm puppeted against my will by a trans man hummina hummina hummina *hip thrusts*
Woah Queen I'm a princess
I am locked in a tower.
I do not know where.
*elvis pose*
do not worry, stay calm
Woah mama stay away from any spherical objects, I'm sure there's a knight Elvis around here to come save you
Must be scary all the way up there hummina hummina hummina
What happened on the scary planet? I don't think you've explained that enough.
Such horror...
Woah mama, the terror
how it feels opening tumblr recently
Woah mama I live here
Woah mama they got to meet the Golden mamas, I'm so happy for them *hip thrusts jealously*
Yo ho mama one of my teeth just fell out I’m sure it ain’t nothing to worry about I’m healthy hummina hummina
woah mama my teeth are fallin out too hummina hummina
Woah mama, gum disease
