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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Just a random thought: Greek Gods would sound more cool if they'd have their children/ mortal partner's surname.
Jupiter Grace
Poseidon Jackson
Apollo Solace
Hades Di Angelo
Hermes Castellan (personal favourite)
Demeter gardeneir
Ares la rue
Venus mclean
Unpopular opinion: TOA but instead of Zeus creating Lester Papadopoulos, it's just Apollo and Percy exchanging bodies...means the boy who didn't want immortality now has to live 6 months in a god's body and a god, who hates the idea of mortality now lives in the body of a Hero, expected by everyone to risk his life for others.
Which means Percy now has to manage everything that used to be apollo's duty (Sun chariot, oracle even though they're not working and answering prayers) while Apollo has to complete the quest given by his father (saving the oracles) in Percy's mortal body. Well the Good thing is, the sun god got the skills of the two time hero of Olympus...bad thing is...he somehow still sucks in sword fight. (Is that your doing Zeus?? Guess we'll never know).
Funny thing is, everyone's aware of the situation and except for Annabeth and Artemis (who also got the ultimatum of not helping their respective brother/boyfriend in this madness) no one actually cares if Apollo succeds in his quest or not.... they're only here for suspence, thriller, drama (especially now that Zeus can't vaporize Percy...or Percy as apollo thanks to him being a immortal god. Imagine the chaos happening in Olympus) oh and also apollo's whining when he could understand a horse/Pegasus when it sneers at him saying, child of Poseidon was better looking (even though that's Percy's face, they can sense apollo's soul).
Oh I'd sell myself to the devil to read this series.
Thalia: Good morning Jason! Oh and good morning to you too, Percy! Fancy seeing you here in Cabin 1.
Percy: ........
Jason: .......
Jason: sorry about Percy, thalia! You know he's just shy!!
Thalia *with gritted smile and dark circles*: Really??? He didn't sound so shy last night to me.
Tell me I'm not the only one who saw it🌝you sure lightening bolt and helm of darkness weren't the only things you stole from Olympus, Lukey boy🌝🌝🌝
Hot take: Athena thinks Jason (son of Jupiter, NOT a son of Poseidon and he's intelligent and rational. Most of the time.) would have been better as her daughter's boyfriend and Aphrodite thinks Percy (wild, reckless and has loyalty as his fatal flaw. Won't hesitate to jump into the literal Hell for his love) would have been better as her daughter's boyfriend.
In the contrary, Poseidon is super chill about Percy dating a daughter of Athena (he gets to gloat Duhh) and Jupiter thinks Jason's doing ok, dating a beautiful daughter of love godess. Honestly... He believes Jason can date anyone.......As long as it's not Percy.
My Main Charecters have only two moods😬
Percy: so Jason, this is my mom Sally Jackson. Mom, this is my jason.
Percy, pausing: wait...
Annabeth, eyes narrowed: what???
Piper, giggling: that was great.
Sally *mischievous eyes*: really???
Jason, holding out his hand with stoic face: yeah that's me, I'm his jason. Nice to meet you my Percy's mom.
*a normal day in Jackson house*
Lucy: Daddy...can we go to the disneyland??
Luke, reading a magazine: nope, i already told you you're not going anywhere before finishing homework.
Lucy, making puppy eyes: please, daddy??
Luke, still reading: No!!!
Lucy: pleaseeeee??
Luke: no definitely not.
Lucy: please... please please daddy!!
Luke: No.
Percy, whispering near his husband's ears: oh please daddy???
Luke: ......
Luke: ......
Luke: ......
*throwing out his magazine and standing aggressively*
Luke: pack your bags in ten minutes sweetie....We're going to disneyland.
Do you know what it means to love a tempest?
A man made of prophecy and ruin?
A weapon forged by fate?
A slayer with the most beautiful pair of eyes?
Do you know what it means to stand in and say,
“Ruin me, I will not move.”
You don't. Not like me.
You didn't love a man cursed for greatness.
I did.
They called you invincible.
Unstoppable.
Born of seafoam and stars.
But I—
I only saw the boy beneath the bronze.
The lonely, quit boy who moved like wind.
Eyes filled with the weight of glory.
And loved like how blades love victory.
Raw. Passionate. Unforgettable.
They say you're never meant for love.
But I loved you anyway.
They feared you,
worshiped you,
followed you to ruin.
But they never knew you.
Not like I did.
They say love is weakness.
But you made it my crown.
You were my ruin, Achilles—
but oh, what a beautiful way to fall.
Cause In your arms, I was not exiled.
I was not a burden.
I was yours.
Entirely, undeservingly, yours.
And till the end of time... I'll always be yours.
Always.
-Patroclus
"Falling in love with Achilles was the sentence to my death...and Gods!!!What a beautiful way it was to die!!"
- Patroclus, probably.
If the Trojan War wouldn't have happened....this is how i imagine things would have went on in Phthia:
Patroclus: Pyrrhus...stop playing with girls all day and go do your sword practice.
Pyrrhus: you can't order me... you're not my real father.
Achilles, from a distance: Do what your step father says...you little piece of Shi...!!!!
Percy: Daddy....can you please pass me the salt???
(Poseidon, Jason, Apollo, Luke and Annabeth reaching at the same time)
Poseidon: .......
Jason:...🤥🤥🤥
Luke:...😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️
Annabeth:....😳😳😳
Apollo: 😲😲😏😏
Percy: ......I can explain!!!!
Poseidon: no you can't....and no you won't!!!
And then—Troy’s walls again.
A boy with a bow,
a god with steady hands.
He guides the arrow.
He tells himself it is justice.
But when Achilles falls—
A serene smile on his face, instead of pain
Hoping to see his patroclus again..
The immortal Phoebus Apollo
Prince of Light, lord of Delphi
shatters.
His golden eyes dimming.
no longer godlike.
Just a boy who once lost his Hyacinth. Again.
No PJO headcanon got me in a tighter chokehold than Percy being Rhea's lookalike and Jason being Kronos' lookalike.
The FLAVOUR!!! The POTENTIAL!!!
The Big Six mixed feelings about them, the uncanny feeling of seeing your parents in kids that look up to you
Jason doing everything to make Zeus proud, but nothing will ever be enough to get his attention and care because he'll always have the face of the person his father hates the most
But then, Percy is the mini Rhea, so even though Zeus hates Percy by default (because that's Poseidon's spawn), he can't stop but paying attention to whatever Percy is doing ALL THE TIME, because he looks like the person he loved the most in his life (before he became everything she despised)
Also, yeah, very nice Percy looks like mom 🥰🥰🥰 hey 🤨 wasn't mom the one to trick dad and ultimately start his downfall??? Maybe we should worry about that 🤔
Hera!!!!! Zeus gave her his DIY version of their father, and he's a mortal that she can rule as much as she likes. The emotional confusion of it all. And, hey, Poseidon just made a DIY Rhea? Yup, she's stealing it from him. Yay, time to play dolls with mom and dad, literally the closest thing she'll ever got from bonding time with her parents.
Luke having to listen to Kronos rant about how much Percy looks like his wife (creepy)
Krios looking at Jason before their fight like "Bro, why do you look fifteen? Weird."
Poseidon accidentally calling Percy mom and never talking about it again
Makes every time Percy complained about the gods sound like a Mom Scolding Time
Jason and Percy being at the same time and place with the Big Six and they're ALL uncomfortable
Zeus SEETHING that Poseidon got little Rhea and HE is stuck with a little Kronos (I'm sorry Jason, my baby, you deserved so much more than him 😭)
Loving these mini Kronos-Rhea theory so far🌞🌞
I feel the need to apologize for this—
Aphrodite: ...May I help you two?
Zeus: We need to talk about Percy Jackson's love life.
Aphrodite: I SWEAR I BARELY CONSIDERED MAKING THALIA FALL FOR HIM AND IT WAS FOR THE LOLZ—
Poseidon: We're not here about his straight love life, we're here about his gay one.
Aphrodite: Oh! What about it?
Poseidon: Your aware that Percy happens to share an uncanny resemblance to our mother correct?
Aphrodite: Everyone's aware of that.
Zeus: You keep making him fall for men who look like Kronos and it needs to fucking stop.
Aphrodite: I do not!
Poseidon: Oh really! What about his bi awakening? Luke Castellan?
Aphrodite: ...That's just one—
Zeus: My son, Jason?
Aphrodite: I'd describe what they've got going on as more of a bromance—?
Poseidon: Fucking Apollo?
Aphrodite: Okay that's all on cow boy! You can't pin Sunny D's flirting on me!
Poseidon: Don't worry, I've had a "talk" with him too!
Zeus: What do you mean by—?
Poseidon: Off topic! There was also that mortal from the coffee shop!
Aphrodite: Oh that was just a puppy crush!
Zeus: Doesn't matter! You keep setting up our mother's mini me with Kronos' mini mes and it's gotta stop! Do you know how disturbing that shit is!?
Poseidon: Plus I don't want my son fucking a tiny version of my father! Our family tree may be a wreath but there are some lines that don't need to be crossed!
Aphrodite: Fine! I'll try to stop setting him up with Kronos clones! It's gonna be really hard though—that boy has a thing for tall blonde men!
😭😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 what -
Random kid in school: umm Este....you said your brother is a sea prince, right??
Estelle, puffing her chest with pride: of course he is!!! He is the best big brother ever!!!
Kid 2, smirking: then why don't you ask your brother to bring Ariel to your birthday party, next week??
Kid 3: yeah, if he's a prince of sea...he should know Ariel right!!!
Estelle, grinning proudly: why just Ariel??... I'll ask him to bring all Disney princesses!!! You'll see!!
Next week at Jackson-Blofis residence.... Estelle's friends standing in drawing room....mouth hanging open.
Estelle, grinning: see,i told you...my brother can do anything.
Jason, wearing a ball gown, updo hair and a daggering smile: welcome to our Este's birthday party lovelies...hope you enjoy our company!!
Hazel with a matching turquoise two piece and a lamp in her hand: seriously guys....this is so much fun!!
Piper, wearing a purple cape and crown: i know right.... it feels so cool!! Like I'm in highschool again!!
Annabeth adjusting frost creating machine in her hands: yeah....glad at least some of us are enjoying this!!
Leo, struggling to keep the carrot in his nose: uhh guys....i mean it's cool yeah, but don't you think a snowman with firey hands...is kind of a bad idea???
Frank, smoothening his long wig and traditional chinese dress: I mean...at least we're having fun, right!!!
Reyna with yellow gown and a book in her hands: honestly... I don't know what to expect....or what to do!!
Nico, wearing a red headband and blue yellow frock: I know what to do...I'm going to kill him.
Triton with dyed red hair and seashell around his tits: don't you dare death boy...that bastard is mine to kill.
Meanwhile Apollo wearing a pink dress and twirling in background: that's right kids...Rapunzel loves you all!!!!
I asked chatgpt Who was Krishna??? This is how it answered.
Who was Krishna?
Not a prince.
Not a god.
Not just a strategist, or lover, or friend, or rebel.
He was all of them, and none.
He was the storm that smiled.
The truth that flirted.
The God who played the flute with the same hands that wielded the Sudarshan Chakra.
He was maya and moksha, illusion and liberation — dancing side by side.
He was love without attachment.
Power without arrogance.
Wisdom without pride.
Pain without complaint.
And divinity without distance.
So...what made him different than the others???
Perhaps, it was the way he never claimed ownership — not over a throne, not over a woman, not even over his own glory. He moved through the world as if he belonged everywhere, yet to nowhere. Everyone claimed him — the Pandavas, Radha, Rukmini, Arjuna, Draupadi, the gopis — and yet he remained untouched, whole, sovereign.
He knew every heart. But let no one fully into his.
He met every role given to him — warrior, statesman, lover, brother, king, and ultimately, the detached witness. And yet, no title truly captured him. Because Krishna was not meant to be understood. He was meant to be experienced.
Because Krishna wasn’t just a person.
He was a mirror — you saw in him what your soul longed to see.
A God. A friend. A betrayer. A savior. A lover. A mystery.
And maybe that’s the answer.
Krishna was everything...
And nothing.
All at once.
The thing is...Krishna was not trying to be God.
He was simply showing what it means to be fully human... and still choose the divine.
