Lights Out!

25 | scorpio | infj | bi | jewish

[laslloronas]

Garfield jewish #win

[greenlabcoat]

Pedestrian affirmations:

YOU ARE INVINCIBLE

AUTOMOBILES TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU

GOD'S DIVINE LIGHT SHIELDS YOU

CROSSWALKS ARE YOUR HOLY PATH TO SALVATION

[teathattast]

💯🙏💛🟨👍

[teathattast]

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

[teathattast]

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[goodomensonprime]

Dropping this here...

[neil-gaiman]

Crowley and Aziraphale and some bloke with a stick.

[niuniente]

Did you know that there's another Chocolate Guy called Kris Zhaokai?

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Babes wake up, a new chocolate guy just dropped

[aquilacalvitium]

NEW CHOCOLATE GUY

[lonestatus]

it's so foggy out on the road i can't make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me

[lonestatus]

[willow]

sorry

[pinkarroty]

[beloveliness]

[moishe-pipick]

[theygender]

So apparently they CAN automate my job 🤔

[niceinchnails]

Vlc media player wrapped

[niceinchnails]

[ampervadasz]

I kill you

[thornsilver]

Unmute for full effect.

[animentality]

[cb1296]

Reminds me of this lol

[thebibliosphere]

When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.

In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!

[emperorpenguin]

[cryptotheism]

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

[bobakett]

When my hot wrestler wife leaves me

[bobakett]

Oh wrong post

[cryptotheism]

No stay in this space with me

[akindplace]

You are not a reflection of someone's unkindness, invalidation or bigotry. Their mistreatment of you is a reflection of who they truly are, and it is never a statement of your worth, but of their own. People who mistreat you no matter what you to please them are never worth keeping around, you don't ever have to justify yourself to them and they don't get to take up your time, your space, and your energy. No matter how much someone wants to dictate your own worth, your own sense of self, don't ever let someone be unkind to you and gaslight you into believing you deserved it or that you made up their bad behavior when it was real. The only person responsible for their behavior is themselves.

[henstomper]

too many people see evolution as just animals becoming better animals when the truth is that theres a species of boar that evolved to die because its tusks grow into its skull because the males with long tusks fuck the most

[paleo-mammalia]

Yep.

And don’t forget the Irsih elk, which supposedly went extinct because its antlers were too bleeding huge for it to function, and the ladies wouldn’t bang a man if his antlers were not huge enough.

[smeasel]

[sunsbleeding]