This is a +18 blog, while some posts might not be NSFW the themes are still dark and mature. Minors stay away.
Keep in mind, this is more realistic depiction of obsessive behaviour and stalking so it might turn more sad than horny. Still some Bachelorettes are quite straight forward with their desires.
Remember {I write mostly with Fem!Farmer but you can consume it as GN too. I write for dark topics but I'm not okay with taboo stuff, the dark part comes from murder and psycho behaviour. Please refrain from asking incest, noncon, underage stuff. The asks are always open, you can send requests, both sfw and nsfw.}
About Me
Hello, I'm Barys, I use she/her, and I am a lesbian. I both write and draw for the posts which is why it takes time for me to post!
If you sent an ask it might take a while for it to be answered but I always answer them at some point :]
Masterlist (in progress)
All of the girls
Fighting over you
Marry to all of them
Who gets you for the flower dance?
Kinks and likes (no haley) /NSFW/
Sweetheart farmer
Cottagecore farmer
Farmer gets hurt in mines
Clueless farmer who thinks bachelorettes are nice
Reader obsessed with another
Their favourite part of you
Insecure farmer
Do they notice supernatural stuff?
Irregular Period Cycle
Dangerous Ex
Caught spying
Jealous of bachelors spending time with you
Transmasc!Reader x Bachelorettes
ChubbyAndStrong!Farmer x Bachelorettes
Awkward diners after 'Dip in the pond' [bachelorettes and older women]
Taking A Dip in the Pond
Obsessed!Reader x Bachelorettes P1
Obsessed!Reader x Bachelorettes P2
General headcanons
Talking pictures of you nude /NSFW/
Abigail VS Haley
Taking pictures of you through the window /NSFW/
General hc
Running through the woods with her/NSFW/
Painting you nude
Robin & Leah x Farmer
General hc
Flashing her [art only]
Sex at the Yoba altar /NSFW/
General hc
Emily's heart events [8 n 10]
Ask with a chubby reader who is into looser clothing
Smut in public bath /NSFW/
General headcanons
Ask Oneshot; Fem Farmer being more into simpler life and is afraid to venture out in to a adventure.
how do you think the bachelorettes would deal with getting cuteness aggression from farmer?
A/N: Hi! Thank you for the ask, I think they would definitely get cuteness aggression. Like: Look at my future wife!!
Maru feels extra 'cuteness aggression' as she has a higher intelligence bar. Especially if you aren't a very scientifically gifted person. She will smile at your questions about her experiments and kiss your temples. Could she be a tad condescending? Yeah, totally. She might be a bit arrogant but she means well! If you ask her something stupid, she will absolutely melt, that woman loves her a moron.
Emily feels cuteness aggression as she is older than others. She will coo and laugh at your actions, kissing you all over. It's never condescending with her, though, more warm in a nurturing way. She might lift you up sometimes and walk around with you in her arms. You're just too cute!
Haley would feel cuteness, aggression, and hate it because it made her softer to you. She will playfully grumble at you and rub your cheeks in her palms like dough. Sometimes she will outright need to make out with you to stop herself from feeling frustrated at your sheer cuteness. Maybe even take a picture with your squished cheeks.
Penny already has a nurturing side, so her cuteness aggression is a given occurrence. She will compliment you more often and laugh at your blushing face, nuzzling your face with hers. Penny will absolutely try to keep you as close as possible, hugging you close despite your need to leave. If she could, she would coodle you all her life.
Leah freezes whenever she feels bouts of cuteness aggression. Your shorter form, your soft smile. It all made her shake with sheer restraint. She will hold you in her arms, walking around with you. She will kiss your face all over, her smile small and warm. Leah won't be 'aggressive' per se, but definitely touchy and protective.
Abigail is biting you. Literally, she cannot handle cuties and will bite you all over. She will bite your cheeks and growl angrily at your adorable face. It doesn't matter if you're taller or not, she will be lifting you up. Abigail is most affected by your adorable face and will make it known and loved.
Sandy will sigh lovingly and pinch your cheeks. One day, you might talk to her about your favourite topic, your face excited and happy, and she would feel a sudden swell of love. Sandy will pluck your cheeks, pinching them gently and chuckling softly at your offended confusion. That woman will then apologise with cool milk, though.
Bonus:
Robin smiles broadly whenever she sees you being cute and ruffles your hair. If you try to build a lopsided chair to impress her, she will have this rumbling laugh and scoop you into a hug, squeezing you tight while wondering 'How can this woman be any more adorable?'
Caroline is good at hiding it, though she still smiles warmly, melting internally. She will pull you on her lap, kissing your face all over, running fingers through your hair. Caroline will try hard to cover her happiness, kissing your temple and cooing soft praise. That woman is absolutely enchanted.
Jodi is not easily impressed, so when you bring her a pie, messy but tasty, she feels a swell of pride. Jodi will be fussy, praising you insistently and hugging you tight. She will mutter something about you being too adorable to handle and cover your neck with kisses.
Heyyy, First off just wanted to say, I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR FICS, they are the best and to keep up the amazing work, I look forward to reading them every time you upload one.💜✨, now for my ask, so we know that whenever the farmer wants to get married, they would just marry all of the bachelorettes so my ask is what would a day be like with all of them as the famer's wives, and to make it funnier, how would the older woman of the valley be if they too were married to the farmer?
A/N: Thank you for the ask and kind words! Just imagining a house full of wives is so funny to me. Just to make it more interesting, I added all my wives from the save file, and a few wishful ones (expect Pam, Marnie, Sophia, Claire, Olivia, Scarlett, Alesia, Susan, Camilla, Jolyne, all bachelorettes and older women).
CW: Obsessive behavior, yandere bachelorettes, SDV Expanded women and older women, manipulation, SFW, alcohol, older women x younger woman, kissing.
It seemed the time passed more quickly than your romantic endeavours. First, you asked out the bachelorettes, surprised to find them willing to share. More than that, you managed to catch the eyes of older women of the valley; Jodi, Robin, Caroline, Pam and Marnie asking you out themselves. More than that…Olivia, Susan, Scarlett, Claire and Sophia got a bouquet from you, too. As you married bachelorettes first, you started visiting the outskirts of the Pelican Town. You caught the eye of Alesia, Camilla, and Jolyne, managing to date…many women now. It wasn't long before you had 19 wives, the house becoming bigger by day, thanks to Robin and Leah.
As divorce papers went through for Robin, Caroline, and Jodi, you were already married to Jolyne. Despite the marriage, their obsession still somehow eluded you. Each day you woke up happy, tending to each woman as a good spouse would. Whenever they fought, you managed to find a common ground, perhaps they understood that fighting over you might cause you to escape their clutches.
Morning came through a haze of sleep and a tangle of limbs, warm breath coating your nape and shoulders. You yawned, sitting up slowly, feeling a few disappointed murmurs from the nest. Scarlett held onto your leg, her lips parted. Penny nuzzled into your neck, eyebrows knit together. Sophia's arms circled your waist from behind, with Leah hugging her with her arm over both of you. You felt your pillow shift, realising you were lying on Robin's stomach. With a slow movement, you climbed out, avoiding Abigail, who slept horizontally on the bed, snoring.
You already heard cutlery clack and plates shift in the kitchen, Caroline moving together with Jodi and Claire. Claire noticed you first, smiling gently, waving her fingers. As you walked closer, she kissed your nose, hugging you tight, her lanky form taking in your warmth. She was always cold in the morning, so you made sure to hug her for a few minutes. Jodi elbowed Caroline, smiling gently.
"Well, ain't this an adorable sight? Claire sure does get all the affection first," Jodi said, seemingly joking, though her words sounded jabbing. Claire only nuzzled further into your neck, fingers shaky.
"We made pancakes," Claire murmured, leaning back with soft eyes. She looked as tired as ever, yet a dark glint of fire sat deep in her eyes. Ever burning for you. Caroline walked closer, pinching your cheek.
"How about you call early birds and protectors for breakfast?" Caroline asked, her head tilted. You blinked, suddenly remembering your bed being slightly more spacious. You nodded, snagging a pancake on the way outside.
Chill run up your spine as you walked out, eyes narrowed at the warmth of the sun. You stretched, chewing the pancake. A small chuckle came from your left, which made you turn. Olivia stood with Pam, both drinking already. Pam walked closer, patting your back, grin dopey as she held onto ale. Olivia walked elegantly closer to you, kissing your lips, lips sweet with her wine.
"Morning, darling," she said, her form leaning against Pam. "Aren't you early?"
"Probably Caroline cooking loudly again," grumbled Pam, though her smile never left her face.
"Need to call others for breakfast, you should come in," you said, nodding at the door. Both of them met eyes and nodded.
"Of course, darling. Do try to come back before coffee turns cold," called after you, Olivia, already dancing playfully with Pam.
You walked further to your barns, entering one to check on your cattle. You blinked, watching Marnie hold a cow calf and point at its different body parts, explaining something to Haley and Susan.
"You got up early?" you asked in awe, watching Haley jolt at your voice. All three turned, the tiny cow babe escaping Marnie's grip. Haley stood up, excited, almost running to you, her form clad in overalls today. She was covered in dirt, her hair pulled into a ponytail. Haley pounced into your arms, your arms holding her up. She laughed into your ear.
"Susan and Marnie showed me farm life, I told them I wanted to learn more about it," she said, kissing your cheek. She pointed at the calf. "You know she is gonna be an adult soon?"
"Huh," you murmured, eyes wide. You haven't known there was a way to see so.
"Yes, the horns are quite big already," nodded Marnie, smile warm. She walked with Susan, her hand touching your arm. Susan instead lifted both you and Haley, making you gasp.
"How are you feeling, dear?" Susan asked, her thick arms hugging you close. You felt squished in warmth, Haley nuzzling your neck.
"Break-fast," you stuttered, voice muffled from Susan's bicep. She gasped, putting you down.
"Already?! Marnie, we must go, I'm starving," she said, lifting Marnie and Haley into her arms and running out. She knew you wanted to call others still. After checking in with your animals, you walked out to the edge of your farm. Stray trees were a start between the farm and forest, familiar shapes moving between them. Before you could call out for them, someone hugged you from behind, blue hair tickling your cheek. You turned, meeting eyes with Emily. She was breathless, running through the woods with Jolyne and Alesia. Speaking of, both of them appeared from the treeline, Jolyne wiping at her brow and Alesia fixing her bow string. Alesia nodded curtly but Jolyne smiled broadly, grabbing you into a hug. You exhaled, another lung-squeezing hug.
"Good morning!" Jolyne boomed, her arms strong. Alesia didn't say anything, though her eyes were set with intensity on you.
"Morning," you said with a soft laugh, hugging her back. She smelled faintly of pine and something crisp, her abdominal muscles tense against your stomach. "Jodi said to call you all for breakfast," you murmured, face pressed to her strong neck.
"Have you called everyone?" asked Emily behind you, her voice strained as Jolyne continued to hold you in her arms longer than usual. You turned to her.
"Yes, I just need to find Maru and Camilla," you said, hearing a sudden crackle of magic. All of you turned to see Maru standing beside Carmilla, both of them animatedly talking about science behind magic. Jolyne walked forward with you in her arms, Alesia and Emily following. Maru turned, clicking her tongue at Jolyne, holding you. Camilla only smirked, her lips curled. She telephoned in front of you, pulling you down to her level to kiss you deeply. You gasped, hearing Alesia huff at the possessive display. Camilla's tongue explored your mouth, overwhelming yours. She pulled back a few good seconds later, spit connecting with your lips. Jolyne grumbled something about 'lack of tact', her fingers gripping your form tight. Camilla just smiled, wiping her lipstick from your face.
"Much better," she mused, patting your cheek. She finally turned to walk to the house, somehow knowing that it was time for breakfast. The small group walked back to the house after her, Maru explaining what they both were researching to Alesia, who looked a little less than enthusiastic.
Warm air inside the house warmed your cheeks, Jolyne finally letting you go. You walked to the kitchen, noting all of your wives in there. Olivia talked with Jodi about their plans for the weekend: they wanted to visit the city with Claire. Haley ran after Abigail, who had stolen her maple syrup, both of them arguing already. Penny sleepily drank coffee, head leaning against Leah's shoulder. Maru was already talking Caroline's ear off, Caroline peacefully drinking her green tea, unbothered. Scarlett devoured her pancakes while worried Sophia watched her gulp them down like nothing. Robin and Jolyne discussed the perimeter of the farm, both women talking quietly. Camilla ran her fingers down Susan's arm, who simply waved her fork around, explaining winter crops. Alesia and Claire huddled close to the window, slim women sharing a few curt words. Marnie cooked eggs for other late arrivals, Pam standing beside her, grunting occasionally at her questions. A few 'a bit of pepper might do good' and 'don't be greedy with milk' came from their conversation.
A slender arm wrapped around your shoulders, pulling you in. Emily kissed your temple, her words hushed.
"Nice, isn't it? Makes you want to never leave," she breathed, her arm tightening for a fraction.
bachelorettes favorite cuddle positions with farmer?!?!?! (specifically with farmer as little spoon)
A/N: Thank you for the ask! This one is a bit smaller, hope you like it.
If we are talking cuddles, I think Leah would be a 'hot as a furnace' type of big spoon. When that girl said to come cuddle her if you're cold, she meant it. She will wrap her arms around your torso and keep her nose to your neck, checking your pulse even in sleep. She will cover your back specifically, trying to cradle you in her arms safely, protective.
Haley would be the type to hug you with all her limbs. Like, damn, nobody taking the farmer from you! She wraps her legs around your waist and tucks her arms under your armpits, kinda like a seatbelt on a roller coaster. You won't be able to leave to use the toilet in the night, I'm sorry. Also, she is probably a neutral temperature, very thermos type person. (Definitely steals blankets)
Abigail is the type to kick you off your bed in one hour and then be confused why you're leaving. She will always have her legs wrapped in yours, though, making sure you're always close. She will draw patterns on your arms sometimes, too. Expect that girl to be a heater, not as much as Leah but definitely warm.
Penny is the type of cuddler who wants to melt into you and crawl under your skin, very close. Expect to get in a pretzel always, no matter the weather. Cold? Good, she will warm you up. Hot? Doesn't matter; she will sleep naked if needed. Thankfully, she runs cool, perfect for summer cuddles.
Maru doesn't necessarily wrap herself around you, rather she expects you to cuddle into her side. She sleeps on her back and waits for you to nuzzle her chest without a word. If you have the audacity to turn away, she will grumble and pull you in, holding you to her side. Quite warm but not overtly touchy.
Emily is a tad…tall. She expects to be the big spoon, mostly because it's easier to keep you in her peripheral vision. She will want to be front-to-front, though, face-to-face, and able to see your expression. Emily will wrap around you like a blanket, the woman needs a queen bed at minimum. Limbs intertwined and her nose in your hair, don't expect to leave until she says so.
Sandy will sleep however you like, though she prefers to hold you over her like a blanket. She is very soft, warm, and frankly, sleeping on her is heaven. Expect to be cradled, pinned close, and feel the nicest perfume you've ever known. Now, the only downside is that Sandy will be hot, in all meanings.
Hey so this is my first time making a request and english is not my first language so sorry if my grammar is all wrong; so I just started playing stardew valley and I just love the saloon and all the mini games and food and then I just got struck with the idea of like the farmer getting drunk (maybe after an successful harvest or good time in the mines) and unfortunately the farmer is a lightweight and a very affectionate and clingy drunk, kinda wanted to see how all the bachelorettes plus the mom trio would react to it all. Thanks for taking time reading this.
CW: Obsessive behavior, yandere bachelorettes and older women, manipulation, SFW, alcohol, being drunk.
A/N: Thank you for the ask! I got a similar ask, so I put them together. I don't have personal experience being drunk but I think it might be fun to explore. Your English is good, don't worry!
You have been running errands for most of your week, collecting some money. So on friday you decided to finally treat yourself to a cold beer. You rarely drank this much, though, gifted the beer by Gus. Before long, you started feeling lightheaded, smile growing dopey. Poor Gus realised something was wrong when you started flirting with Emily just a few minutes in. Your face grew red, form swaying as you tried miserably to climb over the bar counter.
Emily was faster, jumping in a clean arch to steady you in place, her palms pleasantly cool against your burning skin. You smiled and nudged your nose into Emily's neck, feeling her hug you closer. Emily made a delighted sound, something between a coo and a laugh as she let you lean into her. Needy and drunk. Somewhere in the room, a heavy presence stood up, Leah appearing from the shadows by your other side. Leah said something to Emily, her eyes narrowed. Emily laughed, light and teasing, sharply retorting with something that made Gus's eyebrows rise. Leah scoffed, jabbing a finger in Emily's direction and quickly pointing to the door after. When both of them seemed to reach some sort of conclusion, Abigail appeared out of nowhere, pressing you to her.
You leaned into Abigail, palming her back as you hugged her, happy to feel warmth. Now, both Leah and Emily were arguing with Abigail, the purple-haired woman, smug as she lifted you up into her arms. She, however, felt Haley pull away her attention, now both of them arguing loud enough to part the haze of alcohol around your head.
"You want to take advantage of her!" said Haley, her words sharp. You instinctively pressed into her side, feeling her hands settle on your hips possessively. Abigail only scoffed.
"Look who is fucking talking!" sneered Abigail, lips parted.
"Abby, language," sighed Maru, appearing beside her. You deftly swirled into her arms, hearing her breath hitch. She held you close, lips pressed to the crown of your head, mumbling something about 'awfully affectionate'. Abigail gasped, pointing at Maru with a huff.
"You are thinking of it too!" Abigail retorted, making Maru's lips twitch.
"Too?" asked multiple bachelorettes, staring at Abigail. Abigail blinked before visibly deflating. Then the arguments started again, loud voices startling you. Soft hiccup left you, startling the young women in turn. Pillowy arms suddenly reached to pat your head, pulling you into an equally soft chest. Immediately, you calmed, nuzzling into Jodi's sternum. She cooed gently, calming you, fingers threading through your hair. Robin and Caroline swam in your vision, hushed chastising coming from them. Dangerous, planned properly. Maru tried to argue with her mother but the older women already pulled you out of the saloon, leaving both Maru and Demetrius confused behind. Though the two of them were confused for different reasons.
Chilly air lapped at your burning cheekbones, stars winking down at you through blurry gaze. Robin managed to lift you into her arms, holding you curled in her strong arms. Muscles shifted beneath you, fingers cupping your nape gently as Robin whispered something to you. You couldn't make it out, nudging your face into her shoulder. Someone's fingers lifted your head, Caroline's shadowed gaze meeting yours as her slender digits pressed into your chin. She smiled reassuringly, moving your head side-to-side.
"…weight?" she asked, her words muffled from the pounding of your head.
"Mm?" you asked back, eyes hooded.
"Are you lightweight?" Caroline repeated, following Robin, who held you like you were the most precious thing in the world.
"Yah," you grumbled, head pressed to Robin's shoulders heavily. She shifted her hold, letting you rest more comfortably against her. She clearly enjoyed your affectionate side, her nose pressed to your temple.
"You shouldn't drink so much then," chastised Jodi, though she didn't sound too mad. You heard a creak of a door before feeling the soft bed under your body, your bed. Robin set you down softly, though you didn't want to let her go fully. Instinctively, you reached for her neck, hugging as if your life depended on it. Robin heaved out a startled grunt, body leaning into you awkwardly. Jodi and Caroline stayed behind, waving goodbye at you behind Robin's shoulder. Moonlight flashed in the dark sky over their features.
"Hun," she tried gently, her hands cupping your elbows. You didn't budge, peaceful in her hold, warm. Robin didn't push back at all, enjoying the touch a bit too much. Only when footsteps approached the bed did Robin pull back, if only a tad too fast.
"You look guilty, Mrs Robin," said a soft voice, Penny's words weirdly cold. You turned in time to watch Robin scramble to put a respectable distance, Penny tucking you in. "I can take it from here."
Penny sat by your side, hands gently carding through your hair as she stared down at Robin. They didn't say much but Robin relented, muttering something about 'Creepy younglings'. Penny won whatever was happening and lay by your side, her fingers weaving through yours. Her eyes bright in the dark, predator hidden in plain sight, waiting in bushes to crawl out while others fight.
Hello!!! May I request how'd the bachelorettes (or the older ones, your choice!) react to an Uma Musume Reader? Like someone who retired from racing because of a leg injury.
Feel free to ignore this request! I hope you have a good day!
(if you don't know Uma Musume, it originates from Cygames with the series or game called Uma Musume Pretty Derby! Where basically, they're horse girls who race! They aren't specifically only from Japan they exist all over the world. Uma's are generally stronger than humans and can run faster than a car.)
Ume Musume!Reader x Various
A/N: Thank you for the ask! I actually know Uma Musume, don't worry!! I think it would be really therapeutic for retired Uma to live at the farm and relax after getting an injury. I wrote for both bachelorettes and older ladies.
CW: Obsessive behaviour, yandere bachelorettes and older ladies, SFW, retired and injured athlete.
Spring, Derby of the Ferngill, sunny day that ended too early for you. You were a promising racer, winning medals all over the country. Yet that particular day, that particular race was too straining. Your ankle twisted, sharp pain hitting you just as you rounded the last circle. Harsh breaths, the hit of footsteps, and distant wail, all you heard before losing consciousness. Later, medics told you the injury was too much, the strain dangerous.
It was a low place for you, to lose prospects with such sudden clarity was awful. At that time, you found grandpa's letter, wondering if leaving the old life would make you feel better. You came to Pelican Town, surprised at the lack of umes, so it made others curious.
The bachelorettes were curious at first, an uma in their small town. Then curiosity grew into obsession, as it does with them. It didn't help that you saved Vincent from a speeding Joja track, your quick reflexes helping. It made you fall too hard into their hearts.
When Haley realised you were an Ume, she immediately asked for a photo session. She must make a collection of the beautiful horsewoman, she just must. Haley would be blunt about her interest, complimenting your ears and cute tail. She will take photos twice as hard, sitting by, waiting for any movement to capture. Haley would consider your idol past as intriguing, viewing you as a breath of fresh air.
Penny actually is a fan, though she doesn't say so until later. She knew she saw you from somewhere, then she remembered the magazine excerpts, the famed whispers over the radio. She had a hidden notebook of each won derby, each photo from a magazine. She will view your injury as a way to keep you dependent, believing only she can help you. Penny is afraid of you leaving, so she makes you dependent, insisting she needs to help you.
Emily is ecstatic, you're a gift, must be! The injury was a turn of destiny. Yoba brought you to her, clipping your wings so she could nurture you. She sees you the same as her parrot, which means she needs to look after you. She will help with your leg, hold you up when you walk, anything to show that she was your destiny. Emily doesn’t see your injury as something to change, rather believing it was a turning point.
Maru is the different side of the same coin as Emily. She also wants to fix you, help you recover but with the thought of gifting you the ability to run. She doesn't believe in lost cases and her arrogance doesn't help her belief. Maru will try all methods known to humanity to fix your injury, anything from recovery exercises to a metal brace. If you were already prepared to leave the racing world before, her insistence will drive you crazy. Maru doesn't let you give up purely because she cannot take a loss for her mind.
Leah sees your injury and hardship as something raw and artistic, a deep well of inspiration. She will ask to draw you, painting deep swells of colours as you pose as a muse. She will encourage vulnerability, slowly pulling you to open up. Though the motivation for it is deeply selfish. Leah will scoff at any other bachelorette trying to sympathise, only she could truly understand you.
Abigail is immediately curious about your past. An athlete, an Uma that promised to be a winner in the future. Abigail will romanticise your past, curious about the thrill of the race. Unfortunately, her obsession will make her push you to strive for better, even if it hurts you. She will ignore your injury, trying to make you run again.
Bonus:
Caroline
“You’re better like this. Here. Stable. Where I can understand you.”
It's hard to justify being so much around you but the injury made Caroline find a reason. She is helping but underneath that she slowly usurps control over your life. Her life is monotonous, lonely so she seeks your life. Caroline will make sure to be close to you, inviting you to a tea party and simply sitting by your porch as you work. She feels the need to shape you up, work out your problem to depend on her. But unlike bachelorettes, she is wiser, her tactics dangerously working.
Robin
"If I’m not helping… then what am I to her?"
Robin feels the need to fix your life, to make your strain easier. She will change your porch steps to make them lower so you wouldn't fall, she will add paths to your house that eases your strain on other leg. Hell, sometimes she is willing to walk around with you in her arms. Robin has a hard time showing her care without using carpentry. She has to fix your house, she has to rebuild your furniture to be lower.
Jodi
"If I’m not here… who else is going to understand her like I do?”
Jodi is envious that you could make a choice in life and change it so drastically. She wishes she could change her own life, so she clings to you like an inspiration. She will come by your farm, seeking peace. Internally, though, she only stays because of her obsession. You're a living example of starting over, she needs you, she needs this.
could I maybe request the bachelorette dealing with a sick farmer? Maybe they've been working too much and the stress caused them to get sick.
A/N: Hi, thank you for the ask! I think I took too long to write this one, so hopefully over the days I might write for each old ask. Anyway, bachelorettes would probably be dramatic with this one. Oh, I also added older ladies as gratitude for the long wait on this ask!!
CW: Obsessive behaviour, yandere bachelorettes and older ladies, SFW, being ill.
[Updated: Added art]
The day started with the rain, the glass of your windows fogged up as the pitter-patter of water ran down them. You knew you should have worn a coat at least, or maybe covered your head, but alas, whether from laziness or forgetfulness, you went out uncovered. That should have been the first red flag for the women in the valley. Your idle sneeze should have been the second. Unsurprisingly, the next day you fell ill, form swaying and nose running.
Emily saw you prance through the rain like you were a mermaid. Well, you weren't, so the next day she sat by your bed with a knowing grin. Emily might be a bit crazy, but she is still quite caring. She will tuck you into bed, doting over you as if you were a hurt parrot. Her palm was gentle as she checked your temperature and brought you water. Occasionally, she would even dance for you, making you smile and making your sickness more manageable. Emily will make sure to put her magical stones around you, gifting you energy to recover. What you wouldn't notice is her taking your hair while you slept, tucking it away to further mix it with the healing ritual.
Maru will make sure to check your vitals and health, taking on a 24/7 role of a nurse. Maru would give you pills and check your temperature, all the while acting cold and focused. At some point, she would stare at you quietly, hand pressed to your damp forehead, eyes worried. She wouldn't admit it, but she was scared for you, not wanting you to overexert yourself. If you tried to sit up or move, she would immediately push you back down, saying resting was 'doctor's orders'.
Haley broke into your house again when she saw you lying on your bed with a fever. Haley scoffed, her eyes irritated at your audacity to not look after yourself. "Unbelievable," she would mutter, sitting by your side. Haley doesn't usually look after someone, but reluctantly, she did make sure you get well quicker. She cursed you out, of course, trying to heal you through care. Deep down, she feels fear, worried she is losing you. She couldn't lose you.
Penny is not the type to hide her fear, no, she will cry over you for hours. It doesn't really matter that you are okay, fever isn't commonly lethal. She would hiccup while checking your temperature. Cooking you soup and changing your clothes. Expect to eat gallons of soup, which would probably worsen your state. Penny wouldn't leave even for the night, sleeping by your side, her eyes red.
Leah is quiet with her worry but she doesn't hide it. She will pat your feverish body with a warm, wet cloth and clean your sweat. Leah wouldn't shy away from looking after you, even offering to help you take a bath. Leah will use all herbs known to yoba to heal you, silently rubbing ointments on your nape. Leah will scold you when you get better, smiling at your health.
Abigail is panicking, badly. She isn't particularly careful, and your illness makes her jumpy. If you as much as grunt, she will be around you in an instant, giving you water and worryingly asking you thousands of questions. She will go out of her way to check up on you, asking other bachelorettes for help. Abigail would fight the rain if she could, that would be easier than watching you rest helplessly. She will sit by you night and day, tucking your hair behind your ear while exhaling shakily.
Bonus:
Heat ran through your body, uncomfortable dampness clinging to your skin. You rolled side to side in your bed, eyes heavy with exhaustion. Somewhere between the dull ache in your head, you heard the door open. Three silhouettes came by, one kneeling on the floor as she looked at your face. Another already rummaged through the kitchen while the third silhouette palmed your forehead.
"…sick," you heard someone say through haze, worry etched into each word. Someone nodded, standing up. You felt warm and steady hands lift you into a comfortable position as another hand brought a bowl to your lips. The steam curled over your nose, smell dull from the illness. You parted your lips weakly, feeling warm broth enter your mouth. It was pleasant and tasted heavenly against your parched throat. Someone cooed into your ear, teal hair tickling your nose.
As you drank the broth, warmth settled into your weary bones, your body curled against the hard planes of Robin's body. She tucked your hair behind your ear, gently patting your cheek. Your bleary eyes focused on the honey brown hair, gentle blues holding your gaze. You blinked, your head finally calming its migraine. Warm palm cupped your face, Robin's thumb rubbing your cheekbone. Caroline already tried to tug your clothes off.
"Huh?" You managed to squeeze out, eyes blinking.
"You need to change into dry clothes, you might get more ill," explained Caroline, gently peeling your shirt over your head. You stayed for a second before Robin steadily held you up. Jodi set the bowl aside, moving a warm, damp cloth over your stomach. You didn't feel shame, too tired to care. You leaned into Robin, hearing her breath hitch. You didn't care much, feeling dry pajamas being tugged over your head. The warmth from the soup and nice clothing made you instinctively calmer. Someone let you lie down, gentle hands putting a blanket over you.
I just realized I didn't turn on the Ask Anonymous button.... I feel embarrassed and stupid... But yeah.... Anyways Happy Easter again, from the Philippines!!
Don't worry!! I'm happy to receive messages either way, thank you. Happy Easter to you too!
Hello! Im feeling a bit nervous writing to you for the first time but I wanted to ask your opinion on Pam.
I am an avid pam enjoyer and I don't see a lot of content for her anywhere I look, especially not anything with romance in mind so I wanted to ask if you would be willing to maybe write a little snippet for her?
It's okay if you don't tho! I know she's not really everyones cup of tea. Anyway, love your stuff, keep on doing what you're doing!
A/N: Hi, don't worry about your ask, I'm always down to write about women (even if they're on the less popular side). I actually did think recently on genuinely just adding all women in the valley to the request list. I am thinking about writing for Marnie and Pam and a bunch of SVexpanded ladies, I just need to pace my time. Don't be ashamed of your love for Pam, though! She deserves fans just like Jodi, Caroline and Robin and I'm down to deliver to her few fans. I decided to write general headcanons as a soft launch of her in the request list but feel free to ask for more if demand grows!!
Thick, syrupy ale swirled in the pint glass, foam bubbling with gentle pops. Pam's head rested against the counter, her eyes glassy. She narrowed her eyes, noting a blurry dark silhouette through the golden-brown liquid. She rubbed her thumb, cleaning the fogged-up glass, noting a straw hat. Finally, Pam lifted her head just as a cup of water slid closer. Pam blinked, furrowing her eyebrows, preparing to tell the person off but halting as she met eyes with you. Pam hiccuped, confused by your presence, her lips parted. You smiled, nodding at the glass of water. Pam wanted to argue but you already left, leaving her frustrated and weirdly happy. She turned back to stare at the clear liquid, her grasp shifting as she gulped down the water to lighten the alcohol already swirling in her stomach. Pam felt the muffled buzz in the back of her head quieten, your presence or just the water calming down whatever demons she tried to drown. Pam blinked, staring at the pint thoughtfully. Why was the young farmer wastin' time lookin' after her?
Pam is quite open in her obsession, not in a way that she outright says it but in a way where she constantly openly protects you. Unlike most women in the valley, she is loud about most of her things, which is just who she is. Pam considers you the one good thing in this damn town and treats you accordingly. Every backward glance or mean word about you immediately alerts her. Pam is quick to become aggressive towards anyone who sullies your name.
Pam doesn't believe people easily, she doesn't understand it when someone spends their time on her. She is aggressive and drunk most of the time but damn if she isn't loyal. Pam will see you as a stranger at first, a person who talks to her sometimes and gifts her food. She doesn't trust you at first, she didn't have much money, didn't have her youth or looks yet you persisted. Take your time with her, otherwise she would snap at you.
Pam is protective, she always is with people she cares about. She might not be the best at compliments and comfort, but she will always watch you walk home from the bus stop. Pam would protect the perimeter, walking the gravel to be closer to you. Pam stops by your form, still leaning over the coop, trusting and vulnerable. Pam felt guilt eating at her, feeling like a vulture preying on a young thing, uninvited and desperate. She wiped her palms down her pants, feeling nervous sweat bead at her temples. "Farmer," she called sharply, eyes scanning the treeline for threats. "You shouldn't turn your back to the dark. Work can wait 'till mornin'," she grumbled, her fists clenched tight. Pam watched you straighten, eyes wide under the straw hat. Something dark twisted deep in her, her mind screaming her to protect the only good thing in the whole alley.
Early on, she snaps at your kindness, she isn't a charity case. Though with each small gift, each gentle word, her walls chip away. Your persistence gains her drunken jabs at first before loyalty locks onto you with fierce strength.
Pam will stand idly by your door sometimes, drunk, her shoulders tense. She says she is protecting the perimeter and watching out for any 'shady folks,' but in reality, she just desperately needs to be around you. She sees you as a better person to be, someone to use as a light out of her difficult life. Pam hadn't been in love since her husband left her but even the tiniest of affections sparks her need for something strong and true.
She would be guilty, in between her drunken flirtation and frustrated jans, she would be guilty. Pam doesn't remember how to show love in a healthy way. She knows how to knock on windows at night to give you food she made for the first time in years. She knows how to huff young boys out of your personal space. But simple communication? That is almost impossible. Pam admits that she failed Penny in more ways than one and she shows her true affectionate core to you at some point.
Simple interest in you becomes obsessive in a matter of seconds when she realises that you were one of the few people who still pushed her to be better. So she became worse. She would sit at night by your house, her mind heavy with thoughts about you. Deep, ink-dark thoughts, needs and desires packed in unhealthy habits. It wouldn't really matter if she felt guilt afterwards, she had to make you see her and only her.
thoughts on hayley and comphet? its a pretty popular headcanon and every time i play a fem farmer i like to imagine its a pretty big deal for her (i went through that and i feel like a lot of the signs are there)
A/N: Oh, that reminded me of those edits with “Good Luck Babe” by Chapell Roan. I love the comphet headcanon cause that girl definitely has some vibes. I never had comphet but I feel for my fellow lesbians, that stuff sounds heavy!
While I haven't incorporated it into Haley's writing yet, I do think it would be interesting to explore the balance between obsession and the inner need to conform to heteronormativity. Imagine Haley fighting against her obsession and feeling like she is missing out because other bachelorettes are already pursuing farmer.
You've said Haley is one of the more self aware bachelorettes regarding how messed up this whole situation is, would you mind giving some examples? I love the concept of her knowing this is unhealthy and yet continuing to engage.
On the flip side, who is the most delusional? I feel like Penny is a strong contender there.
A/N: Great question, you hit the nail on the head with Penny being the most delusional. After learning about the bachelorettes, I wanted to write their obsession as true to their character but very extreme in their negative traits.
Haley is very aware of her bad behaviour because in the game, she isn't just a mean girl but a straightforward and confident person. She genuinely believes that what she says is honest and true, as she doesn't owe anyone anything. I thought it would be very fun to use that strong inner kindness to make her the most guilty person. From a quick look, some might think she would be more convinced that the farmer is hers by right. However, after digging into her character, you could feel a certain warmth from her. Obviously, in Stardew Valley, every bachelorette is nice, but being delusional in this case doesn't have anything to do with niceness. Haley is realistic, very forward and seems like a person who would call out anyone for their bullshit, so imagine how devastating it is to be the person she would have called out before. That is why I write her as painfully aware, it creates fun dynamics, too!
Now, for the examples, I would give a few here. I based her irritation with Abigail on a deep feeling of guilt, basically she thinks Abigail is clueless, which makes her have no guilt (it's not factually true, I should write out Abigail's inner fears too, she isn't clueless at all). Another example would be her having somewhat healthier boundaries. I like to write her as mildly obsessed, yes, she is violent still and toxic but not as much as others. You probably noticed that I haven't written her ‘intentionally’ breaking into the farmer's home. Obviously, she does actually break in but she justifies it as coming in only when others also break in. Even in the smut of her taking photos of the farmer, she sits outside. Her understanding of boundaries is still quite warped but it shines through the small cracks of guilt.
Shoot, I kinda went on a rant. I really enjoy discussing my thoughts and headcanons on bachelorettes and get too excited when a question like this is asked!!
Hi. I love your work. Every single fic/story is just so amazing and written so well. I feel like it's hard to find content like this sometimes, and finding this page has been the best. I was just wondering what your take on how the bachelorettes would react to you going missing for a week or two. Like if the farmer went to Ginger island without telling anyone. But anyway, keep up the amazing work. I can't wait to read more when more posts 💕.
A/N: Hi, thank you for the kind words!! I got a similar ask before, so I added it to yours, hope you don't mind. Honestly, after first unlocking Ginger Island, I got lost there for a few days, just trying to explore everything, so farmer staying there for a few is very possible! I would imagine the first time it freaks girls out so they start panicking. Anyway, enjoy!
The first few days were calm for them, sure, confusing not to see you around but nothing out of the ordinary. You spent a few days in the desert sometimes, running around in mines or doing farming chores. When the fourth day hit, bachelorettes became fidgety. Leah roamed the woods in the day, searching for any hint of your presence. Each shadow behind the next tree made her agitated, each snap of leaves under her feet adding to the tense set of her shoulders. Haley sat by the ocean each day, eyes longing as she played with the bracelet around her wrist. No boat, no swimming body to see. Maru watched the mountains, her telescope set on the roof of the house. She sat each day silently, her eyebrows furrowed. Penny sobbed each night, her tears growing bitter every day you were missing. She couldn't move much, her body paralysed from sheer sorrow. Abigail roamed the Town each night, hoping to see you by the trash cans or under the bridge. Emily was genuinely worried before she heard her parrot squawk your location. She never told others, waiting patiently for you to meet the consequences of leaving their sight.
After finally repairing the community center, you helped Willy with his boat. It whirred with life soon enough and you immediately sailed away to Ginger Island. The new area was spacious and got your attention away for a good long while. It didn't help that you also managed to make a house on the island, spending a few weeks there. You really didn't think of notifying anyone, it was a bit of a sudden decision. So when you came back after two weeks, you were surprised by aggravated bachelorettes standing on the beach.
They turned to glare at you in time as you walked back, skin warm still after running around near lava. Emily watched you silently, a parrot sitting on her shoulder. It squaked and she nodded, her form calm as if she knew where you were long before. Perhaps friends of her parrot told it where you were, so she wasn't nearly as ticked off. Penny stood by Emily, holding her hand while covering her hiccuping mouth. Penny was crying, her shoulders shaking as she watched you, unbelieving. She wiped her tears away, her lips pressed thin. Maru patted Penny's back, her own eyes covering her expression. Maru scoffed at you, her face turned away, revealing her puffy eyes for a second. Her hair was messier than usual, unbraided and frazzled. Abigail ran forth first, hugging you tight, her face buried in your neck. Leah held a very agitated Haley back, her arms strong as she lifted the blonde woman off the ground. Leah huffed at your guilty expression, her eyebrows furrowed. Haley was squirming in Leah's arms, itching to either fight or argue. She couldn't pounce on you, so she started screaming.
"Idiot!" Haley growled, her slender fists clenched tight.
"Haley…" tried gently Penny, her voice pitifully shaky.
"Don't 'Haley' me! They disappeared for two weeks and have the audacity to stand there as if nothing happened?" asked Haley with a snap, her hair falling over her face. "Leah, let me go! I need to smack some sense into them!"
Leah didn't speak, hugging Haley gently, her eyes hurt as she watched you. Emily scratched her parrot's head, her head tilted dangerously.
"Ginger Island? Really?" Emily asked slowly, her blank face terrifying you. She squeezed Penny's palm, her thumb running over her knuckles. "You think swimming in lava is good for your skin?" Emily asked, pushing other women to nervous accusation.
"Lava?! Do you have a deathwish?" exclaimed Maru, her shoulders tense. She poked a finger at your chest, her eyebrows knitted together. "Are the mines not enough? Are the monsters not exciting?" Maru asked fiercely, her lips turned in a snarl.
"Are you seeing other women there?" asked Penny quietly, her words broken. You couldn't question it before Abigail bit your neck, startling you.
"You know how scared we were? Not seeing you anywhere? Not even Sandy knew where you went!" Abigail grumbled, her breathing hot against your skin. You felt her squeeze you tight, hot wetness running down her face to smear against your neck. You pulled back, noticing her tears, your thumbs wiping them away. Abigail pressed her face to your palms, her eyes wet with tears. You wanted to say something, to reassure them or calm them down but your words died in your throat as Haley's heel connected to your shin. You yelped, leg raised as you held it in your palm. Haley jabbed a manicured finger at your chest, her blue eyes now raging storm rather than clear ocean. Leah stared guiltily as she palmed empty air that Haley escaped from.
"Two fucking weeks!" yelled Haley, "Two weeks I held Penny close as she cried every night because of some idiot!" Haley growled, emphasising each word with a jab. Her voice wavered on the last words, dark circles more prominent without an angry expression. Leah nodded and rubbed her temples with a sigh.
"We checked the mines every day," she murmured, voice hoarse.
You bit your lower lip, wondering how to make it up to them.
"How about I make it up to you with a date?" you asked gently, fingers carding through Abigail's hair. Immediately, they calmed, their sobs quietened. Penny wetly laughed, nodding her head, walking forth and hugging you too. Abigail shook her head sadly before agreeing, kissing your cheek. Emily smiled as if nothing had happened, walking forth and circling her arm around your waist.
"I'm glad you feel guilty, love," she said happily, her head tilted. Maru exhaled shakily, excited at your proposition as she took your hand in both of hers. Haley pursed her lips for a few seconds before exhaling softly and shaking her head.
"Fine, you're off the hook," she said firmly, waving her finger. "For now," she noted, unable to hide a small satisfied smile at your agreement. Leah rubbed her neck before walking forward too, resting her head on your shoulder. Leah sighed, hugging you just like others did.
"Just be sure not to scare us like that in the future," she asked gently, voice thick with fear.
How long do you give the bachelors before one of them gets a warning from the bachelorettes to stay back?
Thanks for all your work!! I love your writing and your art!!!
A/N: Hi, thank you, and a great question! I think I will write with the same idea soon but first I want to discuss it.
This depends heavily on a bachelorette and their respective bachelor. Most of them have some kind of friendship at the very least (except Emily and Shane, they're kinda random). See, I think it wouldn't even take bachelors to get to a 10 heart event before bachelorettes become jealous.
I don't really know bachelors’ heart events, unfortunately but I understand their character types nicely enough. If we are talking about Haley and Alex, that would take precisely one awkward flirt from Alex. Haley wouldn't be shy, she would cuss him out and threaten him to stay away. Especially if we consider a fem!Farmer, some dialogue Alex has without romance is…weird. Lowkey creepy, especially that bikini one 😒. Haley hears him say something like that ONCE and she becomes rabid. That's her farmer, go get your own!!
Leah would be very patient, surprisingly. She wouldn't like her farmer going to Elliott's house but otherwise acts fine enough. If Elliot tries to badly flirt with the farmer even once though, Leah would bury him under. No warning with that woman.
Shane would probably feel something off with you, he don't need that type problems in his life right now. He would be friendly but not too much. Matter of fact, Emily warns him to be nicer to you at first. Then she warns him to be less friendly, that man won't be able to catch a break.
Harvey will be able to get quite far, interestingly enough. He is the only doctor in the valley, it's his job to be near you a lot. Unfortunately, Maru would passively aggressively take you off his hands. Or just steal your medical records.
Sam is getting a warning the first time he invites you to his dnd game. Penny isn't aggressive openly, she slowly pushed him to be less close to you. Sam isn't the sharpest, so he probably would get warnings from multiple bachelorettes. That guy means well, he is just a bit airheaded.
Sebastian would freak out when his sister and best friend threaten his motorcycle if he ever takes you to the town. He would be worried about you and scared shitless. He is smart, though, won't walk too close to you.
