[hufflepuffs-say-fuck]

Hufflepuff: shit I forgot what I was going to do… And I think it was something important!

Ravenclaw: don’t worry, if you forgot, it wasn’t so important

Hufflepuff: excuse me but bitch don’t you know me?!

[scented-cloud-collector-blog]

Hufflepuff: *posts something online*

Hufflepuff: Now I wait for The Validation™ that I ordered. *two minutes later*

Hufflepuff: wHERE IS IT.

[inalii]

why are introvert posts always like “we think about deep, philosophical shit all day”

like

no

sometimes I just think about cats and food

[tomatthefarm-deactivated2018070]

Best of Goth Detectives + Big Fat Quiz

[dutchfruitjar]

[brokenheartedcubscout]

here’s some more playlists you didn’t ask for but are filled with music you need in your life

traveling hipster: indie essentials for any road trip

sad words soft music: i may be sad, but do you see my outfit 

vibes: a 90′s anime soundtrack 

roadie: late night drives and pop music

she really did that: bad ass songs by bad ass women

in this house, we respect bops: it was 3 am, i was sleep deprived and i was feeling nostalgic

pt. I of this post

[poufsouffle4life-blog]

One of the best Hufflepuff-headcanons! 😍

[angelrom]

I’m that kind of person who keeps letters and birthday cards, tickets from trains, parks or museums.

[swyrs-deactivated20210807]

yesterday i learned about a mythical creature called a squonk that lives in the hemlock forests of pennsylvania and is so ashamed of how it looks that it spends 80% of its time crying, only comes out at night, and if you corner it it will literally physically dissolve into a puddle of its own tears until you go away and if that’s not the most relatable thing i’ve ever heard idk what is

[lord-kitschener]

#that’s not a cryptid that’s just me chillin

[i-mbti]

Types as Bo Burnham Songs

INFP: Sad

INFJ: #deep

INTP: WDIDLN?

INTJ: Hell of a Ride

ISTJ: Nerds

ISTP: RANT

ISFJ: Can’t Handle This

ISFP: Art is Dead

ENTP: Kill Yourself

ENTJ: From God’s Perspective

ENFJ: Lower Your Expectations

ENFP: Words, Words, Words

ESFP: Repeat Stuff

ESFJ: Ironic

ESTP: Left Brain, Right Brain

ESTJ: Country Song

[hogwartshousehabits]

hogwarts houses as bo burnham gifs?

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

[kaje-free-deactivated20190622]

I’m not religious because...

Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn’t be a dick.

[caduceussaysfuck]

½ Bo Burnham’s shows: I’m gonna use my white male privilege to talk about these bad things that are happening in the world today and how these things often go ignored and how it’s shitty that these things get ignored because of the type of people that are victims to such circumstances.

½ of Bo Burnham’s shows: *Slamming keyboard keys in an upbeat tune* I fucking hate myself.

[theintrovertnation]

Credit: WARANDPEAS

Follow Introvert Nation @introvertproblems

[sandandglass]

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown s06e06

[a1-b2c3-deactivated20230114]

why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

[wearethesparkk]

I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:

Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar

Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)

Chocolate Hills, Philippines

Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland

So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smh…

[memcjo]

Earth is effing amazing!

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina

Lake Retba, Senegal

Tepui, Venezuela

Tianzi Mountains, China

[bunjywunjy]

these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:

Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)

(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)

Lake Natron, Tanzania

(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)

Lake Baikal, Russia

(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)

and I’ll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.

it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:

(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it) 

anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk

[marveladdicts]

#boom boom WOOSH