[theraddestpotato21]

[dracolunae]

@maybewren @casperillion

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

From: usbirthcertificates.com

[tilthat]

TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

via reddit.com

[justthesource]

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

[mangonetics]

you could just do shit back then

[pyomorphic]

texas is still like this

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[snowriddenwolf]

[paxamericana]

[petri-cheers]

Happy Anniversary to the best day of Internet!!

[dilfphd]

TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

[locate-lucky-luciano]

4 years and 364 days ago… It was done to us

[muskyelon]

6 slutty slutty years….

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[nitrosplicer]

why did a tenured professor reply all to a department wide thread with a single sentence and then end with “sent from my galaxy dishwasher”

[nitrosplicer]

look

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[legitimately]

[4waystreet]

i hope i don’t have to fight my evil shadow self today

[die1967]

hey

[4waystreet]

no fucking way

[normal-horoscopes]

I am the hottest bitch in the Cambrian period

[flagellant]

noooo haha don't take advantage of an explosion of different ecological habitats and rapid generational growth rates to speciate at such a hyperfast speed only to end up with a mass-extinction when global environments change their biochemical makeup youre so sexy

[normal-horoscopes]

I am developing the biggest mandibles you wish you had my mandibles sooooo bad

[flagellant]

noooooooo babygirl the bony-plated fish are going to rapidly dwindle in populations due to every predator speciating mandibles and tough jaws to crack through their plated hide and you won't be able to survive due to your hyperspecialization no longer being a sustainable speciation haha ;)

[normal-horoscopes]

Haha what if I carcinized would you be mad

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is a normal website

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

[trashboat]

i don’t expect this to be very widely known but here in vancouver we’ve had a barge stuck on shore since mid november

we’re going on day 25 of barge simpson not moving a damn inch and i for one hope it never moves

[celepom]

They put up a sign

[hockeylvr42]

WHAT

[captain-naft]

Ever Given fans reading this post like:

[harukami]

I think it’s really important, for non-Vancouverites, that you know some additional layers of the joke to this, because this shit’s got history:

One of our parks has an abstract statue in it of someone reclining.

In Nov 2012, an artist made a sign as a joke, “Dude Chilling Park”, which looked exactly like our official Parks Board signs (except for the official park boards seal). 

The Vancouver Parks Board removed the sign but, after a whole lot of petitions, they put in an official one a year and a half later, also “Dude Chilling Park”, but now with the proper seal attached.

 Fast forward 7 years later. We have horrible floods. A barge washes up on Sunset Beach and gets grounded there. It has yet to be removed.

The Vancouver Parks Board, unprompted, adds a “Barge Chilling Beach” sign.

…Also, they announced this by tweet:

[vignetted]

I consider myself to be a heterosexual male and every single “rivalry” I’ve ever had has involved gay sex to some degree. Intense relationships with other men are complicated and unpredictable. Don’t let those feelings interfere with your identity, and don’t let your sexuality hold you back from acting on those feelings if the moment arises.

thank you for this. holy shit

[only-tiktoks]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unmute

[cipheramnesia]

You only need to know one thing: meow.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[kittenchomp]

im so tired of "feminist" art revolving around uteruses and shit like regardless of how transphobic it is it's just completely trite and unimaginative

[urbreastfriend]

Whenever I study historically mysoginistic societies (medieval europe, rome, etc.) that talk shit about women being witches and hosts to demons and slaves to their flesh etc., they always mention that their one redeeming aspect is their ability to bear children. Even the most hardcore of mysoginists, past and present, will at least value women for their ability to bring more men into the world, even if thats all they value them for.

To respond to that history with an art piece implying that you also see the part of your body that allows you to bear children as your most important feature...

If the point of feminist art is to challenge patriarchal ideas then I'm sorry but you're not challenging anything with that stuff

[dancefevers]

11:24 get up

12:43 eat breakfast

12:44 eat lunch

4:10 get in the shower

6:25 take a nap

6:59 experience prophetic dream

7:01 wake up in cold sweat from prophetic dream

7:02 bear the weight of the prophecy

7:15 tell the world about prophecy

7:26 be cast from society as a false prophet

7:42 live to see the prophecy’s fulfillment as foretold by dream

8:00 get out of the shower

8:01 go to bed