schmorgeosboard 😌

..should I not have done that? | she / her |

[egberts]

lisa simpson could replace light yagami and successfully trick L but light could never handle having bart as a brother

[charl0ttan]

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[frontmansdefender]

wigginsgolf on instagram

[baddywronglegs]

A friend wondered why he hadn't heard back from a potential client after he emailed them following what he thought was a promising meeting.

Checked the email he'd sent them.

"It was nice to meet you toady."

Ah that'd be it.

[pansyfemme]

the honda cervix…

[skoople]

fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

[kirbyfuckingbadass]

youre pissing me off

[lexilapis]

By caitlynmarieprints

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[pokemonstadium2]

when i was a child for multiple halloweens in a row my costume of choice was “fancy lady” who was a character i invented who looked like this

[iwtv1976]

Obsessed with them

[ratcoffin69]

[infestuous]

Wally Dion, Green Star Quilt, 2019 circuit boards, brass wire, copper tube

[chekhovs-raygun]

I SAW THIS IN THE PORTLAND ART MUSEUM! ITS HUGE!

it shimmers like no gemstones i've ever seen: green as malachite and emerald but shot through with opal, gold, copper. photographs can't do it justice because of how it shines, as well as the way the actual material elements have their own dimensions. you can lean in and study all the fine lines of the circuits or step back and admire how the rearranged whole forms new patterns. it's one of the most beautiful creations i've ever seen.

[thoughtcascades]

you are allowed to outgrow the version of yourself everyone else got comfortable with

[thememedaddy]

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[izzy-mccalla]

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

[dear-ao3]