just a fool

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[schquillz]

controversial opinion coming up:

if you’re cis, and if you’re attracted to the opposite sex, you’re cishet

congratulations you aren’t oppressed for your sexuality

[yorksilk]

I’m assuming this is ace discourse but can I get some fuckin biphobia up in here?

[acesian]

Uhhh yikes

also cis, het aces aren’t oppressed for being het, but they are for being ace. I have studies and other sources showing straight people discriminating against aces based on their asexuality if you’re interested in learning more.

[aceroserade]

Hey if you scroll down like five posts on the blog there’s a post that amounts to “I don’t like the bi group being called the bisexuals because it feels sexualising even tho I love being bi I don’t want to be called bisexual” so A. Op IS bi???? Which makes the post all the more weird because… shoot self in foot much? And B. What? What?

[schquillz]

You all prove valid points!! I’m so so sorry that I worded this so badly. Im in no way trying to be transphobic/biphobic/aphobic. I’m not on tumblr often so I didn’t see the amount of traction this got until today.

I did shoot myself in the foot with this one as stated. I didn’t word it properly (as said) and I didn’t reread it and even think about the fact that it could be interpreted as biphobic (which is super dumb.. I’m bi for gods sake).

As for the “opposite sex” thing,, I can’t really do myself any favors on that one. Reading over it now, I realize how transphobic it sounds to some and that is not my intention at all.. I’m sorry that I made it seem that way.

I was trying to make a quick and snappy post on ace discourse and it backfired on me, as it should’ve. I’m now actively going to try to either keep my nose out of where it doesn’t belong and make sure I know the point that I’m trying to make before I make any more discourse posts.

I know not everybody who saw my original post, which is now deleted, will see this. I want to try and fix what I’ve done, but obviously that isn’t completely possible because people are going to disagree with me no matter what I do.

I’m very embarrassed at myself for making that post. I apologize to anybody who got hurt by the post or saw biphobic/transphobic/aphobic undertones that were not supposed to be there in the first place.

Thank you for calling me out or else I wouldn’t have realized how terrible I sound here.

<3

[bichosis]

yknow how john mulaney has that one bit where he talks abt how god made him completely gay and then forgot to flip the Final Switch to actually make him gay?

i think that’s what happened to winona ryder.

[bichosis]

like…….. Yall…………..

[bichosis]

[onionsoupsoup]

Poor souls

God straightwashed them

[bichosis]

they were too powerful, they had to be nerfed somehow

[user-boxer]

This user has never kissed anyone

[underoosstark]

Peter Parker 100% made every single Avenger on the Sims and you can’t change my mind about this fact

[glittrdyke]

raindrop

[overfalls]

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

[owlbearcounter]

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

[ranetree]

ADDITIONALLY:

YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’

IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.

ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME

‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’

THANK YOU

[tassiekitty]

BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE

BREATH - THE NOUN FORM

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE

WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY

WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)

[fairywails]

DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN

[melancholicmarionette]

WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)

WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING

[proletariatbitch]

BAWL- TO SOB/CRY

BALL- A FUCKING BALL

YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT

[soggywarmpockets]

AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.

THANK YOU.

[everylineeverystory]

*slams reblog*

[leonawriter]

IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.

[penbrydd]

SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE

IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.

[maverlok]

[steftastan]

CAN I ADD TO THIS TOO?

IT’S NOT ‘COULD OF’, THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER. IT’S ‘COULD HAVE’. SAME APPLIES TO ‘SHOULD HAVE’.

[oniongentleman]

And this is why my students look at me as though I’m the devil when I try to tell them that no i’m not lying this really is a thing

[hermoninee-granger]

IT’S ‘COULDN’T CARE LESS’ NOT ‘COULD CARE LESS’ IF YOU COULD CARE LESS THAT MEANS YOU CARE

[haiku-robot]

it’s ‘couldn’t care less’ not ‘could care less’ if you could care less that means you care

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[miss-malaphor]

Please check out Homophones Weakly.

It’s a treasure trove.

And a goddamn delight.

[spicychestnut]

I laughed so hard

[toopuretobepink]

as a person whose native language isn’t English, I truly appreciate this

[bunnywest]

IT’S “MAKE DO” NOT “MAKE DUE”

[transswordbian]

Reblog to save a beta reader

[christinecanigula-archive]

speaking as a wlw i absolutely love being friends with mlm

[bartmobile]

speaking as a mlm i lose my fucking mind when i remember how lucky i am to be friends with wlw

[christinecanigula-archive]

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[jotigerjotiger]

every bubble’s got to pop

[teenytinyfrog]

[ash3aar]

[herobrinesremaking-deactivated2]

Worm time. No gender binary. Only wriggly wiggly worm time.

[scootervoid]

HEY @actualbird HERE ARE SOME DOODLES FOR U from that ficlet u wrote!!! i just thought it was super sweet, i hope u don’t mind!!!!!

[schquillz]

this sounds kinda weird but am i the only bi person who gets a little weirded out by the term “bisexuals” ?????

like I know that’s technically what we are, but it just leaves a sour taste in my throat.

it’s not that im not proud of being bi, i am. i love it and wouldn’t change it if i had the choice. and i like the term “bis” to a certain extent, so ive considered the idea that it might be the concept of having “sexual” directly in the name. since bi ppl are often known as people who “can and will fuck anything,” saying “bisexuals,” doesn’t exactly help with the sexualization of bi people.

it’s also probably because ive heard it in such negative connotations (living in southern usa with an unaccepting family), like saying “all of those bisexuals nowadays” and things of the sort.

does anyone else understand what I mean??

[jc-penis]

[logangarfield]

I love 1 (one) dork and his kazoo