be sure to think about me when you sneeze

hi, I'm Kat, your local cat lady BUSINESS INQUIRIES? call my personal assistant, Mr. Kanye West

[southernsideofme]

[bobgalloway55-deactivated202112]

Awesome 👏

[elegantstrings]

Dear lord!

[bax16]

@advanced-procrastination iM

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

drift compatible

[lynati]

it took me a moment to realize what was going on with their hands. Drift compatible indeed!

[oriannagod-deactivated20150613]

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[boringangel-deactivated20161201]

me: ugh I’m gonna log out for a bit this is too stressful I’ll see you soon guys 

me in five minutes: 

[catchymemes]

[hydro-homies]

Spider sense

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

an intelligent young man

[atemporalpainting]

He looks like an English major

[funnyinstas-blog]

[marci1900]

how much is the cat??

[frikiskrew]

[anxietylord]

Imagine living in the 18th c when a wig was more expensive than a fucking cannon

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated201]

someone who understands how to budget please help my crew is dying

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

spend less on wigs

[rook-the-catechumen]

No

[mornington-the-crescent]

Me, a gentleman in the 18th Century: I have £ 32; what should I buy?

My friend: You can buy two whole cannons with that.

Me: Wig.

[hellotailor]

i’m so invested in toronto’s mystery tunnel story. after a month of fruitless investigating and a week-long public appeal from the police, two anonymous guys have admitted to building the whole thing for funsies. that’s it, no big deal. just guys being dudes. they just dug a 30-foot tunnel for personal reasons. case closed. amazing.

[mxwormie]

sleepy on main

[cuntissimo]

absolutely fatigued on main

[alwayslively05]

Fucking exhausted on main

[spaceexp]

[10knotes]

A stunning photograph of northern lights seen from the International Space Station

[teathattast]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]