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l am 20 years old and I prefer "he" pronouns and I am also Hispanic/Latino, Viva México!!!! I am currently at university studying Astrophysics!!!!

[dakt37]

Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

this is the guy they made video games for. literally nobody else

[kabooples]

pretend i didn't already posted this on tiktok

[jess-emurphy]

I think Denji is one of the most mischaracterised characters ever because everyone writes him off as "horny pervy teen" instead of "traumatised teenager who doesn't understand that sexual touch isn't the only way to convey affection and someone uses that as a manipulation tactic"

Like did you read the series with your eyes closed because the whole point is he slowly discovers you can love people in other ways. Like you know...The bathtub scene?

[choccatto]

ik they would

[nectarnymphies]

*eats plastic* 😼👍

[bimbomcgee]

You've heard of Bloodborne Kart, but what about Elden Ring kart?

Malenia and Miquella: Miquella drives a motorcycle with the biggest helmet and goggles imaginable whilst Malenia is cramped into a tiny side car

Morgott: He rides a penny Farthing (those old bikes with a huge front wheel) and always looks tired

Rya: One of those small plastic cars for children, covered in go-faster stripes

Radahn: A big jeep with enough room for him and Leonard to sit side by side. There's a little bobblehead of Godfrey on the dashboard

Marika and Radagon: They sit in a blinged out golden sports car, their matching shades complete the look

Ranni: A typical family car with Ranni at the wheel, Blaidd on shotgun, and Seluvis and Iji cramped in the back. Ranni needs a booster seat to see over the dashboard

Millicent and her sisters: one of those really long multi-person bikes. Only half of them seem to know which way to pedal

Miriel: the pope mobile, what did you expect?

Roderika and Hewg: Hewg is actually teaching Roderika how to drive, she just so happened to accidentally join the race

Godrick: an amalgamation of like 50 different vehicles stuck together, it isn't pretty to look at but atleast it functions

Boggart: a food truck with a big Lobster on the roof, he can hit the sickest drifts you've ever seen

[blasphemousclaw]

they taught their dog magic

[haligtreedream]

Miquella's new friend offers some insight.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @franmm127

[8ball-wizard]

my mom was born on 4/20 in pottstown and smoked weed until the day she died. tumblr pls let me blaze this post in her honor.

[o-kurwa]

[theunvanquishedzims]

#i mean. bro #i hate to break this to you but #you are in fact good at the small amount of piano ur playing #it is not fake

Dude taught himself to compose and calls it fake

“Just string it together in any order, the more random it is the more complex it’ll sound" improvising music on the fly was one of Mozart’s party tricks

Not saying this guy is Mozart but he’s smart and clever and talented and way, way underappreciating himself

[blackwoolncrown]

Bimbo qualities

[elliot-amy]

[amygdalae]

Soulsborne enjoyers when Anemia the Deficient has 1 changed sentence of dialogue in her 2nd phase boss cutscene if you brought her 7 blood nuggets for her quest earlier in the game

[glozirina]

[bass-borot]

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”

[seriously-though-wtf]

Damn, NYPD is so bad, Mafia started protecting good cops

[mrsmustelid]

Dorner tried to report his partner for police brutality. The LAPD retaliated. He retaliated.

[manhunter4art]

Happy Elden Ring day, i drew an Artorias/Abyss Watchers meme to celebrate :)

[rookiebe]

found this weird doll on ebay