[bled]

It’s a miracle we ever met by Hallie Bateman

[m1ndf4ng]

A family can be a woman, her two husbands, and a million coffee cans

[sorens-socks]

imagine listening to ABBA and not having the time of ur life

[writhe]

i am on this website to be an irritating, sexy presence. don’t forget that 

[awwww-cute]

Girlfriend’s mice tangle their tails when cuddling

[roachpatrol]

what the fuck this is too cute

[todaysbird]

crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.

source: (x)

[darkestelemental616]

So it’s not a funeral…

…….it’s a fucking autopsy and criminal investigation.

You might even call it

a murder investigation.

[manie-sans-delire-x]

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

@youcannotbesirius I did not wake up this morning expecting to see not one but TWO illustrations of cigarette-smoking corvids conducting criminal investigations

[funnyaminals]

the internet is for cowboys only

www. ? it stands for wild wild west

[hoopdogz]

love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be

[daredussy]

sir that’s my emotional support cowboy 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[drafthearse]

lol robots don’t need titties!!

[drafthearse]

this is the only possible valid response

[theintrovertnation]

[themoonwillsing-deactivated2020]

someone: u okay?

me: 

[fearpact]

he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

[damianmcgintleman]

🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶

[shingojira]

Of all the things the grinch could do for cross promotion it’s this huh

[dajo42]

when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating

[spaceexp]

A Space Shuttle external tank falling toward the Earth after a successful launch

via reddit

[bunniope]

hot dog