science puns for science nerds

I love science Here are some bad science puns

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how did tumblr ruin polonium and radon’s friendship?

Through the

ban

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why do unsaturated phospholipid fatty acid tails have to be censored?

Because they have a kink

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what do you call a gay goat?

a homozy-goat

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What did the chemist say when he was working in the lab? "I'm in my element!"

Love this 😹

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What is it called when single celled organisms get together and rally to express their objections?

A protist

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you a stupid holmium, you a you a stupid holmium

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roses are red

violets are blue

I can’t rhyme

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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Or that: Are you a black hole? Because I can’t escape your gravity XD

damn damn damn🔥🔥

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Are you a nickel cerium compound? Cuz you look NiCe!

this is definitely a pickup line would use cause I'm cheesy af😹💗

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Not a scientific pun, but what do you call two Hebrews on a railroad track? A Jew Jew train

this took me longer than it should for me to understand it😹💗

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I'm having trouble coming up with puns. Send some to my ask box (dw I'll give credit💗💗)

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take that: I think there is quantum entanglement between us. (yeah, I heard that pick up line few times)

That's great 😹😹

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Why are mushrooms always invited to parties?

Because they’re fungis

[science-side-of]

I don’t know if I should slap or kiss you for that joke.

[sosungalittleclodofclay-deactiv]

Why do Fungis always leave the party early?

there’s never mushroom

[science-side-of]

Okay, I’d just slap you,

[sosungalittleclodofclay-deactiv]

Where?

[science-side-of]

Well this just got kinky,

Jesus save me

[thatintellectualidiot]

Jesus was whipped he’s all for it

[science-side-of]

See, now you cursed us to hell.

Well, I was going there anyway but still

[thatintellectualidiot]

Oh well, at least we’ll have somewhere to roast marshmallows after death, plus an eternity of burning may help me understand enthalpy changes a bit better who knows?

[science-side-of]

Oh enthalpy change, how wonderful it is.

[thatintellectualidiot]

I know it’s so amazing, I’m stuck learning it for A-levels, have you got any advice on the best way to study/ revise it?

[science-side-of]

Cry.

But no I honestly know nothing about it. I love my teacher but she can’t really speak English, so we haven’t learnt anything from her.

[fleurdumal]

Dat kind of conversation tho …

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well something that started off as a bad joke escalated quickly 😹

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are you a chloroplast? Because you chlorophyll my heart <3

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Why are mushrooms always invited to parties?

Because they're fungis

[jewishdragon]

Angelica! 

Enzyme-Linked ImmunoSorbent Assay 

And Peggy!

The Schuyler Sisters

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this was too good not to reblog oml

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the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell