ℝ𝕀𝕆𝕋 / 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋

are you worth your weight in GOLD ? 'cause you're behind my e y e l i d s when i'm all alone. hey, STRANGER, i want you to catch me like a COLD - you and G O D both got the guns; when you shoot, i think i'd DUCK.

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hllo ,,, supposedly back frm my hiatus so i may just! scrap what threads i have and start over bt frankly i’m not sure ,,, brain is sort of wack atm and i cant ,,,, think properly. kinda wna do some plotting however so like !! like this ig !! disclaimer: it might take me some time 2 msg u b/c it takes ,,,,,,,,, a lot out of me sometimes bt that’s just! life ig! BJNDSKMFG

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hllo ,,, supposedly back frm my hiatus so i may just! scrap what threads i have and start over bt frankly i’m not sure ,,, brain is sort of wack atm and i cant ,,,, think properly. kinda wna do some plotting however so like !! like this ig !! disclaimer: it might take me some time 2 msg u b/c it takes ,,,,,,,,, a lot out of me sometimes bt that’s just! life ig! BJNDSKMFG

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imessage ↬ saige

azul: im too chaste for this conversation

azul: [...]

azul: im shrouded in pink

azul: when you put like that it doesnt sound so bad

azul: [...]

azul: im so bored do you wanna come over or something

saige: :/ i cant help it :/

saige: if its any condolences my zodiac sign is basically jus the sex number but sideways which is even more sexy

saige: so rly my personality revolves around sex if u think abt it?

saige: i mean its literally in the stars

saige: [...]

saige: u'd just look rly nice in the color

saige: [...]

saige: ya sure !!!

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imessage ↬ saige

benji: i mean idk ive never been abducted

benji: and im kinda a homebody theyd have to break in

benji: [...]

benji: ok ok good

benji: cus gunner likes u and i dont want you to hate me that'd complicate the dynamic u kno? his brother already wants me dead

saige: would aliens have the same morals we do

saige: like ,, genuinely ,,, would they have issues with breaking in ??? god ... must contact nasa

saige: [...]

saige: like or like, like like

saige: snjkfdg why does elias want u dead ??? ur just like ,,, a nerd ,,

saige: bt i say tht in the best way

saige: nerds r gr8

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imessage ↬ open

beverly: i am quite witty

beverly: and thats true, id like to think i have more than a handful of brain cells

beverly: well ambition isnt a bad thing, just kinda means like, you know what you want, right?

beverly: you dont fuck around

saige: well ya its not bad bt its like ,, i dunno! they hav a bad rep

saige: n i dont rly think im tht ambitious like ,,, What Do I Want?? i hav no idea

saige: im p sure im not even going 2 get a job in the fields im majoring in

saige: just kinda having fun!

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hllo !! just wanted to let everybody know that i’ll b on a hiatus frm tomorrow to monday as i’m going to visit some friends at uni !!

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imessage ↬ saige

benji: aliens are weird

benji: they impregnate humans... all humans... even humans with dick

benji: [...]

benji: sorry im trying not to be mean

benji: im just messing around

saige: is that actually a thing ,,, i thought it was just a sims thing ,,,,

saige: where would the baby even go !!!

saige: [...]

saige: omg it’s fine i don’t think ur being mean hfidndkdkdl

saige: i jusg had a momentary lil slice of uuuhhhhh

saige: hold on

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saige: crisis ?? identity crisis ?? don’t kno itvthats right bt i forgot the word again

saige: bt abwyays i’m friends w meaner ppl so ur like ,, fine BDJDJDK no worriesc!!

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gcnnerpaxton‌:

“Hold the door!” Jogging towards the elevator in the middle of the University Center, Gunner slid in quickly before it could properly close on him, “Sorry, late for -,” he started, eyes bugging when he realized who managed to press the door open button for him, automatic smile quirking in the corner of his mouth, “Saige, hey - hi,” Clearing his throat, Gunner reached forward and pressed the button for the 4th floor, waiting until the elevator started moving before turning back to Saige, “Hi. You look nice. Whatcha been -,” Cutting himself off for the second time in the span of ten seconds, Gunner gasped and clutched at the railing surrounding the mirrored walls of the elevator when it came to a loud, grinding halt, “Shit. Shit,” Pushing the door open button, Gunner swore again when nothing happened, impatiently beginning to slam on the button, despite knowing nothing would happen, “Um. Uh. I’m really claustrophobic, this… isn’t good.” @scige​

Practically scrambling moments before to hit the open button, repeatedly, frantically - Saige had been leaning halfway across the elevator, near comically, one foot off the ground and scuffing the mirror behind it, “Oh - Gunner, hey!” it’d been said simultaneously with his greeting, a small laugh bubbling out as she leaned back again and straightened herself out. She’d been prepared to reply, fingers brushing through her hair as if it would’ve made a difference, a grin already growing - only to be thrown off balance as the elevator stopped, back thudding against the wall she’d already been close to leaning against. “Oh,” Saige repeated - far less enthusiastic than her first, brows furrowing as she pushed herself off from against the wall, “It’ll - Gunner,” she touched his arm - hesitant in doing so, unsure of whether it’d only freak him out further, “It’ll be, like, fine - y’know? There’s gotta be, like - a call button, all elevators have them. Unless, like, I dunno - unless this is just a particularly shitty elevator,” cringing internally at her choice of reassuring words, Saige glanced down the rows of buttons before pressing a red one - pausing, expectantly, for something to happen. Nothing did. “Okay - so, like, usually they like ... would say something. But we can - like, try again. Go balls to the wall pressing the call button. ‘Cos somebody’s gotta ... be like, y’know. Maintaining the building.”

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imessage ↬ open

beverly: i mean sciencey, yes, but smart might be pushing it

beverly: idk, i never read harry potter, what are ravenclaws supposed to be

beverly: or slytherin, thats the bad guys right

beverly: i dont think your bad tho

saige: stem majors have like at least 3 brain cells which is xactly 1 more than evrybody else n thts why ur ravenclaw

saige: theyr like um

saige: ive only rly read like ,, half the books ,,, watched the movies like ,, maybe once in my life bt theyre like smart

saige: witty i think ??? original ?? i dunno ,,

saige: slyhtheirns r like ambitious n like ,,, cunning n sly or w/e bt theyre always painted as the bad guys ??

saige: which i mean i thnik thts like prolly a um ,,, generalization bt i jus dont like the associations n i dont think im any of those things

saige: thank u ,,, writes tht down in my testimonies book 4 my validation session l8r

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imessage ↬ saige

azul: see thats much better

azul: ugh fine gimme a sec

azul: [...]

azul: PINK wtf

azul: wtffffff

azul: says im a Romantic can u believe this

azul: is it bc i chose 69

saige: omg

saige: pink

saige: haha sex numbr

saige: [...]

saige: dnt kno why i typed that :/ inner child coming out!

saige: ik u'll hate 2 hear this bt i think a pink aura fits u rly nicely

saige: like i can see it i mean i Cant see it with my Own Two Eyes bt like ,,, figuratively yr shrouded in pink

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imessage ↬ saige

benji: hey Saige have you had a CT scan recently? Maybe consider getting one

saige: ok i can see how u think i need one

saige: bt yest assured

saige: i do Not

saige: thtnk hospitals give me the heebie jeebies or w/e i jus dont like it ,,, they'd hav 2 sedate me 2 get me under one of those lil funky machines

saige: aliens could bt thts bc i think theyd b cool like theyd hav led strips or smth in their lil brain machine

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imessage ↬ open

hana: when you take the test on sunday and wednesday.

hana: i mean it makes sense, if quiz one trashed your mood then the only place to go is down to the trash house from there.

hana: the patronus feature was worth it for my pine marten.

saige: tht took me a solid ten minutes to understand i wont lie to u hana

saige: jus a full on trash neighborhood

saige: i just dont know if i can trust pottermore bc like

saige: jk rowling also said tht wizards like ,,, shit themselves ?? apparently ??

saige: n i dont even wna think abt it

saige: i had 2 take the patronus quiz afterwards n i got a dolphin which like valid bt also like

saige: a pine marten sounds rly cute ??? let's trade

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imessage ↬ saige

azul: well i have eyes

azul: that work

azul: and can see

azul: [...]

azul: well quizzes don't know shit clearly if it said bad things about you so

azul: find a new one that tells you what color your aura is or something instead

saige: ur not wrong

saige: u definitely have eyes

saige: omg thts a good idea brb

saige: [...]

saige: i got a rainbow aura apparently so im feeling validated thank u

saige: https://www.buzzfeed.com/oliviacait15/what-color-is-your-aura-5abat0nc67 whats urs

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imessage ↬ saige

benji: never.... i was joking

benji: just a little bit of banter to start the day off right

saige: these r not koking

saige: [...]

saige: hold on i forgot the word

saige: [...]

saige: god ya no i like ,,, just forgot it ,,, gone w the wind! forever unknown!

saige: SIKE

saige: it was matters. these r not joiking matters, mr benjamin

saige: [...]

saige: anyways i cant tell whats a joke when texting sometimes i wont lie evven when i make jokes i hav 2 sit back n b like am i serious? the answer is always no bt like ://// u nvr kno ,,, u just nvr kno. trust no one not even ur own mind

saige: https://66.media.tumblr.com/a8adb97c8c8d6c296cc97a66241469b1/tumblr_inline_olauq0LFbn1tfo2t0_540.jpg

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hllo ,,, gna b active on everybody tmrw NADIFJKGL i promise its sunday i Have To im gna dedicate my entire day 2 it

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welcome 2 my twisted mind ex dee ?

PREFERRED NAME — james uwu

PRONOUNS — she/they

AGE — 20

TIMEZONE — est

HOW OFTEN ARE YOU ONLINE? — everyday all day usually hjfdnkmg

HOW DID YOU HEAR OF WATERSHED? — i actually first found lockwood while going through the recommended blogs on mobile when you search up things via it (i think it was ‘new rp’ tht i searched) n then the next i checked they’d gone ovr to watershed n then there were Other Things bt i didnt end up joining until a few weeks or like a month later impulsively n now its been many months n im still here BJDNSKFMG love u guys

DISCORD — sniff #3644 where im also always online

OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA YOU’D LIKE TO SHARE — musing @svrgcnts​ n my pinterest is ‘big tid’ or offbrandsodapop uuuhh i dont think theres anything else!

MYER-BRIGGS — infp turned istp we call tht character growth

HP HOUSE — i honestly dont know anymore ive gotten all of the houses before bt ive just taken a test n i got slytherin so like :///

ZODIAC — aquarius!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY? — not to the point where it dictates who i like / dislike

DO YOU ENJOY ASTROLOGY? — ya im a slut for when things tell me what im supposed to be like bc i dont have a sense of identity

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU STARTED RPING ON TUMBLR — uh like 19 bt ive been rping since i was 10

WHAT YEAR WAS IT? — early 2018 so actually i might’ve been 18 for a lil bit DJNKFLG

NAME A RANDOM ROLEPLAY THAT STICKS OUT IN YOUR MEMORY — listen i’ve had many, many good experiences bt for some reason what came to mind first was a weird owner/slave smut rp tht i stumbled across (never joined bc im ... not like that) n i was just rly baffled by the concept even tho ik its a Thing bc i thought smut rps died out like in 2017 BJDNFKMG

WHAT WEIRD ANIMAL WOULD YOU HAVE AS A PET IF IT WAS REALISTIC — i want a fucking capybara

WHAT PET DO YOU GENUINELY CONSIDER GETTING SOMEDAY? — i want a cat even though im rly allergic to them

NAME THE FIRST SONG ON YOUR DISCOVER WEEKLY ON SPOTIFY OR THE FIRST SONG THAT COMES ON APPLE MUSIC / ITUNES SHUFFLE — the apocalypse made me brave by girlfriends

NAME A BOOK THAT YOU READ IN SCHOOL THAT YOU SURPRISINGLY LIKED — um probably like ,,, the crucible ,,,

NAME A BOOK YOU HATED THAT MOST PEOPLE LIKED — god i dont know i’m not hard to please bt i wont lie i also like ... didn’t finish half the books i was supposed to read in high school. of mice & men maybe ... i hated books that didn’t do much n just wrote a whole bunch of nothing even tho i like those books now ... i think bc they were for school ... outside of school i hated the hazelwood n i think that the grisha trilogy is a bit. weak. bt i love six of crows. n also the um. theres this one YA series tht i never read bt i can tell i dont like NJKSMDFFDG

WHAT TV SHOW DID YOU RECENTLY BINGE? WOULD YOU RECOMMEND IT? — schitt’s creek DSJKNFDGF um i’ve also been watching gossip girl a lot & also asoue & also also i just started watching um end of the f***ing world n its very good so ?? i watched the first episode of his dark materials n i liked it n i havent finished looking for alaska bt its also very good

WHAT FILM DID YOU LAST WATCH? DID YOU LIKE IT? — uuuhh i think it was scream tbh ??? and ya it was p swell

FAVOURITE QUOTE — im a slut for anne carson bt i cant name any quotes directly rn i have rocks for brains

LINK TO A VINE / TIK TOK / VIDEO THAT EXUDES YOUR ‘ENERGY’ — this immediately came to mind

DO YOU WRITE OUTSIDE OF RP? WHAT DO YOU WRITE? — i used to write outside of rp bt i havent in ages bt when i do its usually like modern magic / urban fantasy / whatevr those kinda elements n abt faeries bc i like faeries

THREE YOUTUBERS YOU STILL LOVE & TRUST — jenna marbles, micarah tewers, and uh ,,, claire frm bon apetit

A CELEBRITY CRUSH THAT JUST WON’T QUIT — cary elwes ... andrew scott ... anne hathaway ... first three tht came to mind

EVER MEET A CELEBRITY? SHARE YOUR STORY — no bt david dobrik was in miami and i was NOT and im UPSET bc i want his MONEY

WHAT’S YOUR PICTURE-PERFECT NIGHT? — i am not in pain. thats it thats all

A CONSPIRACY THEORY YOU KINDA BELIEVE IN — jeffrey epstein was murdered haha jk thats not a conspiracy theory thats FACTS

ARE ALIENS REAL? — ya sure why not

PLAY ANY PHONE GAMES? WHICH ONES? — lily’s garden please play im level 1241

PLAY ANY OTHER GAMES? WHICH ONES? — i played all the bioshock games n rly enjoyed them ... deponia the entire series which is still my favorite video game 2 this day

WHAT’S A FILM YOU LOVED WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND RECENTLY WATCHED, ONLY TO FIND OUT YOU DON’T ANYMORE — i never finished my rewatch of the golden compass bt thats just bc i didnt feel like finishing it uuuh ... i dont know i enjoy things too easily

DO YOU COLLECT ANYTHING? — buttons n seashells and rocks and flowers until theyre dead and then i collect dead flowers and then empty glass bottles that look kinda cool and jewelry boxes or tin containers and i used to kiss an index card every time i wore lipstick and kept it, i had over 100 filed away for no reason at all bt i lost them & then i also collect condoms :/

WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BUT YOU’RE TOO LAZY? — i wna learn how 2 make jewelry n like ,,, embroidery bt i know how to embroider i just wanna get back into it n i wna learn like. knowledge. academic stuff too bt im also too lazy and im just a dumb old horse so :/

THREE LANGUAGES YOU DON’T SPEAK, BUT WISH YOU COULD — italian n french n ig spanish too

MOVIE YOU’VE WATCHED MORE THAN 5 TIMES — shrek ? austin powers ? princess diaries / elle enchanted ?? halloweentown n all the sequels ??

NAME A FICTIONAL CHARACTER FROM TV/FILM/MOVIE/GAME/BOOK THAT YOU FIND YOURSELF PROJECTING ON / YOU RELATE TO — shawn spencer frm psych, veronica mars, penelope garcia frm criminal minds, mike myers’ cat in the hat, dr. evil frm austin powers bt also his son scott evil, scooby doo probably, daria ??? i relate to my dog bodhi :/ puddles the clown

IS THERE ANY MEDIA (BOOK/MOVIE/GAME/TV SHOW) YOU FEEL CHANGED YOU IN SOME WAY? — six of crows / fleabag / deponia theyve all made me cry before bt like. continuously cry.

DO YOU FOLLOW ANY SPORTS? WHO DO YOU ROOT FOR? — no.

HOBBIES BESIDES WASTING AWAY HERE? — um. redacted

PLUG A TV SHOW / MOVIE / BOOK / VIDEO GAME / ETC… YOU WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD CHECK OUT — big fish directed by tim burton go stare at danny devito’s bare ass do it do it do it i never even finished the movie i dont think BJNSKDMLFG

TEAM EDWARD OR JACOB? (IF NOT APPLICABLE, WHO DO YOU LIKE MOST IN THE TWILIGHT SERIES) — edward

LAST MOVIE SEEN IN THEATRE — um thts rly hard bc i dont know bt i have a ticket so let me just check ,,, the joker i went n saw the joker

DO YOU STILL READ FOR FUN? — occasionally bt i dont have motivation so

IF SO, WHAT ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING? — n/a BDKFJ

ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW MUCH DID YOU HATE FILLING THIS OUT? – 5 bt thats just bc im not feeling gr8 today

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imessage ↬ saige

azul: none of those things u jst said mean anything

azul: i kno ur hot enough to be a nerd nd get away w it but tht doesnt mean tht u have to be one

saige: u think im hot?

saige: hell ya

saige: [...]

saige: anyways im not even a nerd i just like quizzes to tell me what my personality is ://