xeno

huge cock and dumb as rocks

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[hollanderthoughts]

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[kabber]

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[pollen]

you should really get comfortable believing in love and magic and whimsy or you’ll continue to live a half-life for the rest of the time you have on earth

[dogpuppy]

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[dragirlinstall]

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

[circlusion]