[trainingseasons]

Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

[the-evil-skull]

This is not meant to sound hostile or vague anyone but this is bothering me. "Inshallah" means "if God wills it". If your intention is to say you hope the hips don't lie but whether the hips lie or not is up to God, then you say "Inshallah the hips don't lie" but if you're trying to say "wow, the hips don't lie" or something similar, which I think is what the op was getting at, then you say "Mashallah the hips don't lie" which means "God has willed it, the hips don't lie"

[bigmickswingin]

[spookyweaselbones]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[enyafans4communism]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[statistical-distr-of-polls]

FMK - In order

The wound, the past, the ghost

The past, the ghost, the wound

The ghost, the wound, the past

The wound, the ghost, the past

The past, the wound, the ghost

The ghost, the past, the wound

Variation I forgor/bald/vanilla extract/results

Voting ended onMay 17

[astraltrickster]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[screenshotsofdespair]

[vaskemire]

[knightofleo]

[herpsandbirds]

Common eider

[phynoma]

This needs to be immortalized because it's what made me turn on the sound. And they were right

[flork-of-cows-official]

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

[reblogs-by-jinarra]

[gayluigi]

Can’t believe you forgot the Connecticut dog!!

[amethystsoda]

[my-friend-jade]

Never pass up an opportunity to reblog Connecticut Clark.

[ofchaosgoddess]

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day! Today is an especially good day to schedule an appointment for the vaccines you’ve been meaning to get but haven’t gotten around to yet :) You can do your part for future Cervical Cancer/Shingles/etc Eradication Day!

[orteil42]

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

[idabbleincrazy]

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

[avoiding-claws]

[fibul]

NEED to inherit 10,000,000 dollars from a mysterious estranged relative i've never met before. like right now

[my-dailydreams]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Tip jar

fuck dragons! 🚫 🐉

... fuck dragons? 🐴 😉

Voting ended onMay 16

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[inthevasoline]

guys what should my 10,000th post be

[inthevasoline]

im so fucking stupid

[ginger-crvsh]

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

[important-animal-images]

[nudityandnerdery]

New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!