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dyktvideogamesfx

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Do you know this SFX? #1504

I know where it's from

It sounds familiar

I've never heard this

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You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

paradigm-adrift

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

terramythos

holy shit this person in the notes

discodyke-dogthing

butch-witches-deactivated202412

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

rosie-dear-rosie

#portal #the funny hahas

lgbtqiatext

#I will literally stop reading whatever article I'm reading if they use “he or she.”#“he or she” always felt clunky to me anyway #but now if you use it I assume you're enbyphobic

akaanmo

i think i just witnessed a miracle

$fractiousrvt blog's avatar$

fractiousrvt

There is always hope

dragongirlsweetie

ok i am curious. how long is the longest song in your library (not counting tracks that are like several songs in one file like a full album mix or symphony recording or whatever) (also if it is longer than 20 minutes say the name in the tags i am curious)

how long

< 3:00

3:00–3:59

4:00–4:59

5:00–5:59

6:00–6:59

7:00–7:59

8:00–11:59

12:00–15:59

16:00–20:59

21:00–24:59

25:00–30:00

≥ 30:00

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#Octavarium by Dream Theater is about 24 minutes long #but that's just my library. i know of even longer songs

polkadotcache

nothingburger is a good phrase but it doesn't always describe the situation. something can be a littleburger.

#the funny hahas

visenyaism

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

#the funny hahas

leaveme2thewolves

i block ppl all the time so my blocklist ranges from "actual fucking asshole fascist" n "post that mildly annoyed me because im petty" and if i went thru my blocklist rn i probably would have no idea why i blocked each of them but whatever

#true!