leave the path that led me to that place

sarah - virgo - intj

[scommers]

life update: eating chips with cheese xx

[fishbich]

scorpio placements in people I´ve encountered

scorpio rising: intense eyes. large pupils. extremely beautiful. 

scorpio sun: eyes almost dragged out in a sense? mysterious in a way that they will almost open up. they tell you only a little bit, then stop, and leave you in wonder. constant sexual aura.

scorpio moon: geez. very emo. will act like the happiest people on earth when in need to, and switch the game up completely when alone. will probably never truly open up. toxic. also some pretty intense eyes, almost saddening to look into for too long.

scorpio mercury: manipulating words. will leave you hanging. most humor depends on sexual comebacks. talks shit behind everyones back. “I’m not saying this to be mean! I love them, but…”. lies.

scorpio venus: always horny? and probably won’t hesitate about it. masters of deceiving.

scorpio mars: extremely high sexual drive. can, and will talk about sex at any given chance. will fight you if not gotten their way. or fuck you. depends on the mood.

scorpio 12th house: absolutely the most sexual of all the placements. will scream if not satisfied with sexual needs. all thoughts and needs surrounds sex in any way. probably lost their virginity at 10.

[qualidude]

[givemearmstopraywith]

i don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one boys

[davydfromlv]

A wild magikarp appeared!

[nepofledgling]

Mutant children: how come the professor lets you be here even though you’re magneto?

Magneto, having his morning cup of coffee at Xavier’s school after he and Charles made up for the 14th time:

[thehauntedmansion2003]

me whenever I see a picture of Ben Affleck looking sad:

[xlec]

astrology side of tumblr….stop

[mariofartwii]

looks like we’ve got ourselves a Virgo…

[xlec]

shut the fu k up I am a virgo

[redicequeen]

[wizardjpeg]

spoonfeed me my kid cuisine meal or i will say the f word

[dinuguan]

[bgm05]

BTS stands for Bad and Terrible Songs

[homoschedule]

a text i thought i would never recieve

[bardbreakfast]

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

[powerfulwizard]

girl in her early 20s: posts a selfie with a lot of cleavage

35-45 year old white dude with dreads in the comments: wow! you have such a beautiful soul.

[vladtheunfollower]

[sumersprkl]

Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?

My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours

Me: Understandable, have a nice day