Scoomar

[lakevida]

im going to drink a $7 light beer at the zoo and become the jane goodall of leafcutter ants

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[brightlotusmoon]

[fratricide]

why is this image on my dash unironically

[chicksallovermedeleted-deactiva]

this is tight

[bloodswamp-deactivated20170613]

this is dope as fuck

[mobrosstudios-deactivated201803]

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty.

[mobrosstudios-deactivated201803]

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

[michel-foucko]

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

[hermitofminkhollow]

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

[daggerprometheus]

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

[cheeselovingdawg]

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

[petrichara]

Love, grief, and magic in the mundane

1- @Bluewmist on Twitter / 2- Roly Poly is Taken on Twitter / 3- About Time (2012) by Richard Curtis, image from Mita Park on Unsplash / 4- Sherri Turner on Twitter / 5- Cold Solace by Anna Belle Kaufman / 6- The Anthropocene Reviewed by John Green

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[parkchanwoohoo]

This kid is so fucking good holy shit. I love how into it the audience is, too

[arisonas]

" Among Us Promise "

I promise you, in full not part

That Among Us Creatures come first in my heart

Whether it be night or day

A game of Among Us, I'd love to play!

Recite this promise if you would drop everything to play a game of "Among Us" - no matter the costs.

[radicalgraff]

A message from Mary, a 72-year-old Amazon worker from North Carolina projected onto Jeff Bezos’s $120 million penthouse before tonight’s #MetGala, chaired by Bezos.

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm in fucking stitches dude

[1000-life-hacks]

[archeologist-prophet]

Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!

[pondnaravit]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

I'm very taken with this metal vocalist that has a parrot who wants to participate

original by reebz_uk

[birds-in-posts]

Grey parrot (Psittacus erithacus)

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death