oh boy!

mom got hot dogs

[papasmoke]

jumping past elon's guards into his limo with him and saying "they call me the tesla model 3 the way I explode without warning" before pulling on the cord coming out of my jacket

[kushblazer666]

MF DOOM was a horrorcore rapper

[kushblazer666]

bone chilling

[roseillith]

[queenofbraves]

[buddwyer]

USER IS SENDING YOU A FILE - PAIN.ZIP 1.36TB

[iamlestatsmuddyshoes]

Frantically clicking the cancel button

[buddwyer]

IT'S COMING

[it-hurts-to-post]

Hhuuuuuuuuaaaaaaghhhhh

[kindgreenape]

i want a game that uses disco elysium’s same insanely well crafted narrative system and wonderful writing…. but it’s about a 6 year old named calvin and his stuffed tiger hobbes

[brainrotdotorg]

PERCEPTION[SOUND]-The "WAP! WAP! WAP!" of hammer onto nail is consistent. You weild the tool with skill and precision.

HALF LIGHT- Oh, yeah! Destruction incarnate!

MOM- "Calvin!" She yells, dashing to stop you. "What are you doing to the coffee table?!"

YOU- You look at your handiwork. A dozen crooked and bent nails stick out at different angles in the wood. It feels pretty obvious as to what you're doing.

LOGIC[Trivial:Failure]- Is this some kind of trick question, or what?

[tel-aviva]

[ampervadasz]

[toxictiktoks]

[gregorianchantss]

why is this like high key lynchian like it could’ve been a scene from mulholland drive

[marisatomay]

twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

[oneheadtoanother]

[vicarameliamale]

blue eyes white granson

[dragondriana]

[hilltop]

straight couples cant stop rubbing up on each other for even a second. this ikea checkout line feels like the streets of gomorrah

[desert-palm]

[notfocks]

I think if i put into words how happy this type of image makes me I would get diagnosed with something

[cosmicanger]

[maykitz]