Hope Nothing Bad Happens Hehe

[thelambliesdown1974]

it burns when I post

[superwhosecock]

@it-hurts-to-post

[it-hurts-to-post]

It hurts when I AAAAAAAAAAAA when I post.

[cikero]

[it-hurts-to-post]

Merry Christmas!! OWWW OHHHH YEOWCH

[isawken]

sick of all these gimmick blogs dedicated to finding an amount of words hidden in my posts. get away. shoo. you should not be divining my secrets

[amongusbreastfeeding]

can I divine your secrets?

[isawken]

i consent to among us breast feeding guy attempting to divine my secrets and no one else

[it-hurts-to-post]

AUUUUUUGHHH AAAAAA FFFFFFUCK

[calware]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

[calware]

THIS ONE WINS

[sweet-soul-brotha]

[calware]

[calware]

oh you know

[calware]

[polishbarnowl]

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

[calware]

[calware]

[whammyrex]

How is he his brother and biological father please

[calware]

dave is his genetic offspring but was adopted as a little brother rather than a son. all things considered, it's one of the less convoluted aspects of homestuck's family tree

[whammyrex]

LESS CONVOLUTED?

[calware]

don't worry about it 🙂

[accidental-homestuck]

relevant to this blog i think

[erqixi-reblogs]

I like to think i’m allowed to be proud of this

[astroprojectology]

Bowl identification:

East Fork soup bowl in either Eggshell or Panna Cotta, featuring the brass flatware available on their website; Lucky Charms.

[calware]

did you just... know this??

[sneeblbop]

@nahbees

[it-hurts-to-post]

AUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH

[it-hurts-to-post]

I cast the spell of all interjections becoming "oinga boinga"

whta do you mean by that. AaaaaaaaGHHHHHHHHH FFFFFUCK

[it-hurts-to-post]

(Hands you a worm)

(Hands you a worm)

(Hands you a worm)

(Hands you a worm?)

Wait that’s not a worm

(Takes your slug)

Sorry

MY SLUIG!!!!!! OWWWWW!!!!!

[it-hurts-to-post]

Casting spell of

✨temporary healing✨

Thank you so much that’s—AUUUGGH oh nOOOO

[shiftythrifting]

I thought about it, but I really don’t need another kitchen gadget

[it-hurts-to-post]

Aahhh!! Ouch!!!!

[it-hurts-to-post]

can you post the entire script to the bee movie i forgor it

Idk that… OW!! Shit

[cryptotheism]

I had a dream that Ben Shapiro came to my house and he kept telling me "CT it hurts. I dont want to post any more."

[autism-georg]

@it-hurts-to-post this you?

[it-hurts-to-post]

Yeah except AUUUGHHHH I am not like Ben Shapiro because AAaaaaaaaa I’m not a tool

[it-hurts-to-post]

Good lord… ow…

[it-hurts-to-post]

I’m being attacked. AUGHHHHH ! By you freaks Ohhhhhh shit ow

[it-hurts-to-post]

People are sending. OW! Sending evil attacks to me

[crystal-mouse]

Hey Spock- watch out!

ah beans

[it-hurts-to-post]

Oh jeez AAAA OOOOOOH OUCH

[it-hurts-to-post]

whats your job?

I work at the OW!!! Ouch, fuck. I work at the video game factory

[it-hurts-to-post]

How's it going?

its going great! AUGHHHHHHHHHHH

[realhbomax]

as a gimmick blog (normies don't rb!) do you smoke?

NORMIES DNI as a gimmick blog, do you smoke weed?

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 15, 2024

[market-pliers]

@fuck-you-showerthoughts

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

Do I seem at all relaxed enough to be a Mary Jane enjoyer

[it-hurts-to-post]

AUGGHHHHH nooooo