there's no hill I won't die on

[existennialmemes]

Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights.

If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not "inalienable" and they're not "rights."

We don't have inalienable rights we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins.

And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with.

[dafna-winchester]

Magistrate

Prompt on twitter 💫

Print ❤️

[rahuratna]

This is absolutely incredible. Thank you for drawing my king in all his fabulous glory.

[marshmallowwitharubberband]

The Guanyin temple confession is maybe my favorite scene of any piece of media I've ever consumed because it's so unpredictable.

You got the villain just halting his evil plot, full stop, in the middle of his gloating speech, no less, because "What do you MEAN you guys aren't even together?! What?! No, no, no, there won't be any romantic misunderstanding in my hostage situation! Honey, tell him!"

And then the calmest, most polite character alive procceeds to go his version of apeshit on this punk like "my brother like-likes you, you fucking pinecone! You useless twink! We all thought you were a hoe but you are just an imbecile!" (Which is a nice parallel to the Jiang brothers' hatred for the peacock, but I digress)

And THEN, when it's the perfect moment for a climatic love confession, homeboy goes and screams for everyone to hear that he... really wanted that dick, Hanguang-jun! Where's love? Who cares? WWX wants to ride you like a carnival ride: sticky and filthy and multiple times.

It's a wonder that Xichen didn't yank that string from Jing GuangYao to strangle WWX himself.

This has been my favorite addition, I cackled like a seal irl lol

[youllalwaysfindyourwaybackhome]

you all better still vote democrat I'm serious for the sake of the whole world trump cannot get back into office whoever becomes the new candidate cannot be worse than trump

[elianarosey]

[durbikins]

[willgrahamscock]

my favorite customer service slip ups

[willgrahamscock]

here are some extra ones that made me break out in tears enjoy

[iamlestatsmuddyshoes]

I used to work at a grocery store and heard a coworker ask a lady "can I milk your bags?" Instead of can I bag your milk. We all laughed for a solid 5 minutes.

[littlemut]

i wish i could look at this… and feel Normal™️

[kawaii-pigeon]

Like when my... No.. i shant say

[novas-yugioh-villain-path]

[official-lucifers-child]

[were--ralph]

What's wrong with pineapples?

[the-soup-specter-sillies]

[spinelessdemsandwhinyrepublicans]

Me, too! And you can't convince me otherwise.

[iamlestatsmuddyshoes]

I fucking hate that our options are Old White Man or Old White Man but I'll be damned if I'm going to sit this one out and risk the well-being of myself and those I love. It is more important than ever for Trump to fail. I'm pissed about it and I will remain pissed but I'm still voting for Biden, and so should you!

[goldrushzukka]

[milfsisyphus]

this could have been the work of any Claire’s employee

[inthemidstofbuddie]

i really hope y’all realize how important it now will be to get out there and fucking vote to ensure trump does not get re-elected. that shooter just basically handed him the election. the only thing that will stop him now is if enough people stop pussyfooting about voting. do not let this be what puts him back in the white house bc if he gets back in there? you know what’s coming.

[kajedheat]

I just want to point out that assassination attempts don’t usually lead to a boost in votes. Reagan was an outlier. Hell, Teddy Roosevelt was shot, FINISHED HIS SPEECH like a strongman badass, and still lost to his opponent.

Do not lose hope, but also vote for Biden (or whoever the Dem is in November) like your life depends on it.

[marzipanandminutiae]

reblogging this comment for anyone else who needs a sliver of hope tonight

[ariaste]

"that shooter just basically handed him the election" This is the devil speaking. Do not let the devil in your heart. The only thing that HANDS Trump the election is the failure of people to show up and vote because they think it's pointless and a waste of time because they have already lost.

We have not already lost. We are months away from the election. Register to vote, get your friends registered to vote, and then go vote. I don't want to hear any of this "But i don't like Biden" stuff. You don't have to like him. Liking him is in fact irrelevant. You are voting for his staff. You are voting for the fact that he's not a face-eating leopard. You are voting for "i like voting and I would like to continue having a country where I get to do that".

You are voting for "No Thanks, Cheeto Goblin". idk about you but i am very enthusiastic about voting for "No Thanks, Cheeto Goblin" actually

[brandyllyn]

A lot of rumors are about to fly about this rally. Trump's team is 100% going to try and take advantage of this situation. So will malicious foreign actors/bots/etc.

Please don't auto share. Check your sources, and vet their wording/sourcing carefully.

Ask yourself - What do you not need evidence to believe? Be very careful with those biases.

[coffeegleek]

Text of the image:

Breaking News Consumer's Handbook

In the immediate aftermath, news outlets will get it wrong.

2. Don't trust anonymous sources.

3. Don't trust stories that cite another news outlet as the source of the information.

4. There's almost never a second shooter.

5. Pay attention to the language the media uses.

"We are getting reports"...could mean anything.

"We are seeking confirmation"...means they don't have it.

"[News outlet] has learned"...means it has a scoop or is going out on a limb.

6. Look for news outlets close to the incident.

7. Compare multiple sources.

8. Big news brings out the fakers. And photoshoppers.

9. Beware reflexive retweeting. Some of this is on you.

Source: On (THE MEDIA] onthemedia.org

[brandyllyn]

Thank you. Y'all reblog this one.

[2560x1440]

they missed ?! 🙁

[2560x1440]

[roseworth]

i could get so much done in a day if i didnt decide my day was over at 4 pm. too bad theres no solution oh well

[usa2024election]

Trump won in 2016 by a super slim margin. Are you prepared to play a part in that happening again?

[memeboud-deactivated20241107]

A third party 'protest' vote IS a vote for Trump. Period. If you're unhappy with something that Joe Biden has done as president, and you want a chance to fix it. Then you damn well better vote for democracy. If you don't vote for Joe Biden in 2024, you'll never have another chance to vote. You'll literally be ushering in authoritarianism. Don't be a selfish fool.

[senso1954]

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

[deseretgear]

Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like "movie fan SHOCKED because i'd rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station" as if you're supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison

[kirbymongerr]

Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that's told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck

[beardedmrbean]

[silken-scarves]

Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it

Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.

In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.

To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.

There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.

[headspace-hotel]

This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.

[anarchautistic]

Final shot is the bird hearing, but not seeing, the sound of a .32 ACP pistol, and flying away in shock

[lilmaneater]

"From the studio that brought you Goncharov...."

[sailorbryant]

My God guys we can't do this again

[eversoslightlybitter]

Yes, we absolutely can

Who would stop to feed a pigeon in war time and what does that say about the state of society?

Who tries to lure the pigeon with a promise of food only to turn and try to make her into food? How does that first break of trust change her reactions to humans?

How long until she doesn't trust any of them?

How long until she's stealing food instead of waiting for it?

How long until she's not a tame pigeon anymore?

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

The pigeon who has always had a clean and freshly lined dove box trying to build her own nest to lay an egg

🤌 the METAPHORS 🤌