tott scibbs

everything i say about him is true and said with all the love i can muster up

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give me YOUR scott tibbs headcanon

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Scott Tibbs thinks using any moisturizer is gay, he is very dry

scott tibbs doesn't use chapstick either

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scott tibbs has never cracked his knuckes in his life and he can BARELY bend his fingers because of it

scott tibbs is one knuckle crack away from reaching some form of enlightenment

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scott tibbs snores loud as FUCK.

scott tibbs denies the fact that he snores when people tell him this

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Scott Tibbs refuses to be the one who unplugs the yart because sucking anything that hard is gay.

scott tibbs goes to great lengths not to suck on or eat anything in a way that could feasibly be interpreted as gay. he eats bananas sideways

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Scott Tibbs refers to Starbucks as Star-fucks, and he does this kind of thing to every company he can think of. Dick-fil-A, Wal-shart, etc.

scott tibbs thinks swear words are the pinnacle of comedy

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scott tibbs cannot shut up about fighting games

scott tibbs is so good at fighting games that nobody likes to play with him

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scott tibbs didn't eat his vegetables when he was a kid

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scott tibbs is a werewolf

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scott tibbs skips leg day

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scott tibbs likes milfs

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scott tibbs is weak

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scott tibbs is full of guilt

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scott tibbs cancels plans last minute because he doesn't feel like going

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scott tibbs jerks off at least 4 times a day

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scott tibbs secretly watches love island

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scott tibbs thinks ordering fruity drinks is embarrassing