why do so many gays work at mcdonalds

i am a fag

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[leg-stealing-bee]

dick

[leg-stealing-bee]

girl dick

[linssweater]

This thread omg

[thejeksburyguy]

Family doesn’t have to be blood related.

Sometimes family is a righteously angry little girl, her supportive brother, a random stranger with a thirst for chaos and justice, two foreign grandmas, and The Rest Of The Plane.

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

autisms great. ill be walking down the street and think “am i doing this right”

[monkeywiki]

boba T

[monkeywiki]

[monkeywiki]

if this doesnt give you balls i dont know what will

[scoutmasterjim]

@dandelion-ambrosius

[fanghusband-remade]

vampires are allowed to be evil and fucked up but they're not allowed to be annoying or boring

[miniaturemanic]

[zoromance]

so has anybody’s dad ever actually apologized to them, or is that just an urban legend

[nancygribble-deactivated2022031]

look at this ad i got while watching illegal daria

[thyrell]

my son caleb

[campyvillain]

tucking him in

[jinxviolets]

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

[myvanityisavirtue]

Leaving this in the tags is a crime

[thedivinemagnet]

[livinoon]

[ID: a cow stands ankle deep in an ocean, staring at the waves. Image text says, “I am bad at video games... But I am free.”]

[arabellesicardi]

[meanplastic-deactivated20140215]

me in 70 years

[headrubs]

how many elmos must die

[koriinku]

101 elmos

[typette-deactivated20150825]

cruelmo deville

[gigilefache]

You’re all laughing and you don’t realize that elmo pushed her mother off a bridge!

[coughloop]

theres no wrong way to mix chemicals

[coughloop]

theres no chemicals you shouldnt mix together

[coughloop]

all gas smells good and you should inhale as much as possible so no one else can have it

[osha-official-the-sequel]

PLEAse do not. As far as ideas go that is Not Good. Do Not Unlock The Secret Chemicals. Please.

[is-this-cottagecore]

gliophorus psittacinus

[is-this-cottagecore]

[mumintroll]

[themaskedotter]

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

[diarydiarydiaryblank]

[morabah]

ID: a tag that reads “this is the only christian vision i actually think was sent by god.” end ID

[fairycosmos]

in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience

[everythingfox]

Drip sip

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