sophie

sophie she/her. 18. northern irish, unfortunately. i have five rows of teeth, each bigger and scarier than the last. mildly problematic. i have one billion legs and some of them are mine. cyberbully. over 18s dni. under 18s dni. some flavour of not bisexual anymore. hashtag heterosexual sorry ladies. sorry for the hassle. mild nsfw content ahead- viewer discretion is advised

[kermitwillsellyoueggs]

everybody shhh hes trying to sleep

[sarahmackattack]

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

[quendergeer]

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

[aqwult]

[rigormortem]

When someone answers your ask privately it feels like this

[farm-paws]

I was mean to her the other day but she really is going to be quite nice

[boybeetles]

Current gaming twitter discourse is straight men debating if Kratos is attractive to straight women. Im trying to scratch my head to think if I’ve ever heard of a woman being attracted to Kratos. He’s one of those male characters I’ve only heard gay men being attracted to them. Like Chris Redfield

Women in the audience . Please your input is wanted I’m so curious .

[boybeetles]

I wanted to check to see if it’s not just me hanging around insane gay gamers who are into hunky scary men like Kratos . And There is . So much . Ai generated gay kratos porn on rule34 . Oh my god .

[boybeetles]

Cishet Gamer men on Twitter dont talk to women. They are what gaming subreddits were in 2016 but way worse.

[chips1977]

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

[sherdnerd]

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[viostormcaller]

This kills me every single fucking time

[the-original-offical]

THE ORIGINAL??

[1gm]

[punkitt-is-here]

me tasting various flavors of gatorade

[gauntletqueen]

me tasting various flavors of la croi

[gorps]

[programmerhumour]

Anon visits webpages in 2022

[mornington-the-crescent]

As others have pointed out before, if you visited a web page 20 years ago and it acted like that, you would rightly assume your computer had gotten a virus.

[nonaferatu]

My favorite one yet- heres the creator

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[lakevida]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

[magicalboyasher]

I offer my sincerest condolences, and a chocolate bar 🍫

[kayla-denker]

There's another reason that you shouldn't tell us that we're "lucky" we "don't have to deal with periods": its a constant reminder of our inability to have children.

If you recognize how monstrous it would be to tell a cis woman who has one of the myriad of conditions that cause them to be infertile and not have period cramps that she's "lucky" because of that, why can't you recognize that it's just as monstrous to tell trans women that for literally the same reason?

[hfourxor]

Hi, my name is James Webbony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Space Telescope and I am a telescope in space (that's how I got my name) and I have a five-layer aluminum-coated Kapton sunshield protecting my instruments and gold-coated hexagonal primary mirror segments like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Lady Gaga (AN: if you don't know who she is, get the hell out of here!). I'm not related to the Hubble Space Telescope, but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm an infrared telescope but I am much larger than Spitzer. I have 18 primary mirror segments. I also study exoplanets, and I go to a telescope school in L2 where I'm in orbit (I was launched in 2021). I can see distant galaxies (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly gold. I love space, and I take all my photos there. For example, today I was taking a photo of the Cartwheel Galaxy, which is about 500 million light years away. I was using my NIRcam, NIRspec, MIRI, and FGS-NIRISS. I was walking outside L2. It was around 1 million miles away from Earth and there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I unfolded my primary mirrors at them.

[factbot]

The Catalan-Catalan wars are the longest in history, lasting over 87 years. They began in 54 BC

[heartbreakhalo]

Even as a child I knew I wanted a cigarette