sophie

sophie she/her. 18. northern irish, unfortunately. i have five rows of teeth, each bigger and scarier than the last. mildly problematic. i have one billion legs and some of them are mine. cyberbully. over 18s dni. under 18s dni. some flavour of not bisexual anymore. hashtag heterosexual sorry ladies. sorry for the hassle. mild nsfw content ahead- viewer discretion is advised

[kermitwillsellyoueggs]

everybody shhh hes trying to sleep

[despazito]

[tmbgareok]

[dogpuppy]

[madcaker]

[sexygaywizard]

Things are happening on reddit

[candlesear]

[fuks]

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat

[boowoomuu]

UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU

[lacefuneral]

[Transcript:]

Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)

Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]

Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…

Person holding camera: I love you.

Cat: [hisses]

[lorienlady]

This often happens with feral cats! Meowing into adulthood is something cats learn for interacting with humans. If they don’t know any humans until they’re already adults, they just make whatever noises spring to their throat and you get… *gestures*

[awobbles]

I hate how accurate that “phantom post” on the phone is.

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[regal-bones]

Holy ground

[regal-bones]

guys I went back to recreate this and. It’s gone.

Pour one out for butt dyke house

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[ineedatumblrforthisshit]

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[littleguysdaily]

Yeah

[scr4phie]

i'm in england. this is scary

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

[wizardshark]

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

[blappature-executive]

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