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Indie Doc Scratch. Private & selective. Written by Zac.

[scratchdoctcr-blog]

//stealth self promo

[trancedigaeth-deactivated202309]

What the fuck am I doing being awake?

Also hey.

[scratchdoctcr-blog]

Good evening, Thanatos.

[artillery-blade-master]

Send a 💬 to hear how my muse feels about yours.

[crabwiise-blog]

DO YOU ALSO KNOW THAT MY “ABILITY TO DEAL WITH THE SHIT OF AN OMNISCIENT OVER GLORIFIED SNOWBALL” METER IS OFF THE FUCKING CHARTS RIGHT NOW AT AN ALL TIME LOW? 

[scratchdoctcr-blog]

And yet we continue to converse.

Did you have something to ask me?

[ulcerousumbrage]

@scratchdoctcr started following you

WHO ARE YOu.

[scratchdoctcr-blog]

I am your most loyal and capable servant. I also hold no allegiance to you. Both of these statements are true.

[crabwiise-blog]

@bloodmade  ||  @voidedkitten  ||  @canabyssianamoriss  ||  @maroonbloodedbitch  ||  @tenacityamplified  ||  @latulasuggestion  || @ragdollninja  ||  @diidymoii  ||  @ofdaywalkers  ||  @tipsygrimdrunk || @scratchdoctcr

    SORRY FOR LUMPING ALL YOU ASSHOLES TOGETHER LIKE A $4.99 BULK PACKAGE OF WATER BOTTLES AT TROLL COSTCO, BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WHEN YOU MAKE A NEW BLOG. IT’S THIS, OR I SPENT THE NEXT FOURTEEN SWEEPS AGONIZINGLY TRAPPED IN MY BASEMENT, WRITING GREETER POST AFTER GREETER POST UNTIL THE SWEET RELEASE OF POST-LIMIT DROWNS MY SORROWS. 

    THANKS FOR BREAKING ME FROM THE IRON CHAINS OF THE ANTI-SPAMBOT PROGRAM AT TUMBLR DOT COM. I’M KARKAT. 

[scratchdoctcr-blog]

I already know who you are, Mr. Vantas. Introductions are unnecessary in conversations with the omniscient.

[tentiginousteratologist]

That’s a cute proposal, but I don’t fraternize with renown psychopaths. Feel free to chat in my direction, but any thought of convening should be purged from your agenda, thanks.

[scratchdoctcr-blog]

My agenda does not need to be changed. It has remained immutable since the instant of my creation.

But we both already knew that, didn’t we?

Goodbye.

[tentiginousteratologist]

I would take someone like you to be someone that took pride in his work, but I suppose anyone could want to avoid getting dirt on their coattails.

[scratchdoctcr-blog]

I take immense pride in my work, and should we ever meet in person you will find that my coattails are spotless.

[tentiginousteratologist]

I can’t help but think the exact nature of these supposed fictional magical men is one of your dark spots, but I’ll grant you the benefit of the doubt this once. You know, as a show of good faith that is entirely sincere.

I recognize that you work within the gray exclusively. I also know I never really liked men that arrogantly make themselves out to be paradoxically requisite puppeteers, to which I was a hapless mannequin.

[scratchdoctcr-blog]

You were not a puppet. To say so implies that I controlled or misguided you. Neither of those things are the case. All of your decisions were your own, and the information that I gave you was guided by questions of your design.

If you had only asked better questions, it is highly likely that you would not find yourself in the predicament you are currently in.

I more a puppet than you were by far. In more ways than one, in fact. Hee hee.

[tentiginousteratologist]

@scratchdoctcr ;; You know, I was a little in disbelief I’d ever experience the torment of your existence again, and I was waiting for something to shine through to demonstrate I was right. And yet.

Don’t tell me the follow was meant to be an olive branch on behalf of your cross-universe counterparts past, I’m aware it’s far more insidious.

[scratchdoctcr-blog]

I won’t. We both know I do not lie.

Though I cannot say I care for your word choice. While my master is indeed an abomination, I am hardly a villain. You were projecting a simplistic moral binary onto me, as if I were one of your more simplistic fictional magical men.

[virxdian-archive]

Partially Due To The Idea That I Am Of The Undead Sleep Has Always Been A Difficult Activity To Partake In If I So Wanted To

But If You Knew So Well Why Bother In Asking

[scratchdoctcr-blog]

I asked because it is a necessity of conversation. I produce a question, you respond, and in turn create questions of your own. That is how these transactions work.

If I could only ask you about things I did not know of, we would never gain a chance to converse.

Then where would you be?

[themessiahs]

:o? How fucking so?

[scratchdoctcr-blog]

You have provided help in two ways.

First, the actions you took that, among other instances, doomed your timeline, has in some small part benefited the alpha timeline. Which in turn, will lead to the summoning of my master.

I will not tell you the second way. Not during this particular moment, that is.

[themessiahs]

@scratchdoctcr started following you

Good mother fuckin’ day. :o) Gamzee Makara, at your mother of fuckin’ services. How may I be up and all helping your fucking self today?

[scratchdoctcr-blog]

I believe, by which I mean I know by ways of omniscience, that you already are.

[spadecarded-blog]

well shit

[scratchdoctcr-blog]

Death is an inevitability for all those associated with my master.

[spadecarded-blog]

i heard condy died by a human

[scratchdoctcr-blog]

Yes. Death at another’s hands is the fate of all handmaidens, no matter how powerful they believe themselves to be.

[friendshipstates]

Your character has just discovered my character's journal/diary.

[ask-riven]

Leave a  ☱ in my askbox for an entry that’s about you.

[exforma]

You underestimate the fulfillment of writing. 

Are you offering employment? 

[scratchdoctcr-blog]

I offer advice based on my vast wealth of experience as a member of the private sector.

I only offer employment to those I have met in person. To do otherwise would be bad for business.