im gay

I also write a substack about going on first dates

[beadyeyes]

[loveridden1999]

when james baldwin said "not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced"

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[segamascott]

[fudemushi]

If you met someone with the same last name as you, how surprised would you be?

Not at all, it's very common

A little surprised, but wouldn't immediately assume a connection

I would be surprised and assume there was some relation

I would be very surprised that I *hadn't* met this person, we must be related

Does anyone else with this last name even exist?

Voting ended onJun 3

[seen-the-stars]

do u know how dire things have to be for hozier to agree with the pope

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[truetgirl]

Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

[sadclowncentral]

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

[certified-linguistics-moment]

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[zombiecowboy65]

Laila and cat taking Jean to a museum and of course Jeremy wants to come so he can stare at Jean as Jean stares in awe of the art. And then they get to the painting The Kiss and jean and him recreate it. And though Jeremy is not one for museums, it becomes his fav trip and one of his fav pics ever

[zombiecowboy65]

Fandom artists…. I once again come to u humbly…

[rainpeacetea]

Found this on Pinterest! (Unsure of artist but I believe it says it on the bottom right corner of the fan art)

@zombiecowboy65

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[tyramisu]

Boss can i go home early some shit is happening in my fandom and im a pretty active person in the community so my presence is needed