what a mess i am

[theboywhoreadsbooks]

Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.

[gravegospel]

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

[raccoonnation-deactivated202102]

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

[kittykat8311]

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

[thelichboi]

Sometimes the world brings you a brand of humor you love and weren’t ready for at all. Especially not at 6am right before bed.

[everystarstorm]

Oh man the can pops at the exact right moment in the song.

[urbisie]

“Babe, dinner’s ready”

[mcavoy]

Best of: Obi Wan Kenobi in Revenge of the Sith

[depsidase]

[bunjywunjy]

trees can’t read

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[misuzu-is-life]

BEGONE

THOT

[sudowoodo]

[trannysaurus--rex]

When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE!

[heyyalan]

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS

[thugilly]

Time to delete my account.

[henryscavills]

The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

[histrionic-hero]

[lalotai-lair]

Um HOLY HECKLING HECK? This is concept art from the visual development team. Ouch.

[weavemama]

trump: *puts his hand on the bible during his inauguration*

god:

[altanifergal]

When you find an old porn you enjoyed 

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[1000drawings]

by Hyocheon Jeong

[cahootings]

What, pray tell, the fuck

[ovadioisdead-blog]

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later