[hollandwhore]

[postmodernjpg]

[megamanfour]

armor that causes enemies that hit you to take damage

[4gifs]

[kettlehead-comics]

this is the first time I have ever reblogged something twice

[markandblade]

This guy was amazing

[just-a-touch-of-sass-and-fandoms]

Fucking legend

[snakeybones]

Hey, I knew the guy in the gator suit lol He’d always nonchalantly mention how he wrestled Steve Irwin

[just-shower-thoughts]

Back in the day, when someone was swerving while driving, we would think ‘this guy is drunk;’ nowadays, we think ‘get off your phone.’

[just-shower-thoughts]

We usually don’t realize how deep a song is until we feel that level of sad.

[faeriemagicka]

a date where we smell candles together in a store and ask each other our opinions on one's we like

[catchymemes]

(via /r/oddlysatisfying)

[eieo]

*ten minute rant* i aint even mad

[loverdeluxe]

today is the 02/02/2020 which is the same date backwards and that happens once in a thousand years so that’s cool

[possqueen]

false it will happen again on 12/12/2121

[just-shower-thoughts]

Shrek and Han Solo kinda dress the same

[scarletmischief]

[petshed-blog]

[mythicalpiranha-moved-deactivat]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Making something look easy is the truest measure of being really good at something.

[manlethotline]

being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don’t understand why anything is priced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket? why is book the same cost as 2 bag frozen vegetables? nothing makes sense i just wanna steal.

[mbrainspaz]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

[zanimez]

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

[grimdark]

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

[jckgnn]

Can u believe there are guys that don’t eat girls out like damn you weak af