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you’re only in your 20’s. relax.

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$99,000/6 br/2 bath/2760 sq ft

Baraboo, WI

built in 1899

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too many fuckn degrees outside

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Mike Machira

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Iness Rychlik @inessrychlik

‘Revenge’ (Zemsta), self-portrait.

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I’d like to know what the first person to put human clothing on a dog was thinking

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like were dogs even dogs yet or did someone manage to squeeze a particularly patient tamed wolf into a leather shirt and then howl with laughter as it trotted around the cooking fires dressed like Uncle Urg begging for food scraps

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the wolf started running backwards in circles trying to get out of Uncle Urg’s shirt and everyone is laughing so hard that the sleeping children and young mothers and old folk wake and come out of their hide huts and observe First Funny Dog galloping around in the moonlight, and a tradition is born

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There was a brief but decisive evolutionary bottleneck of canines that begrudgingly allowed homo-chimps to live after sticking them in a corset.

glumshoe

“Will you flush game for me, Wolf, when I go hunting the wild things beneath the trees?” asked Human.

“I will,” said Wolf, “If only you leave me the bones and scraps of meat from your kills.”

“That is well,” said Human. “And will you use your ears and eyes and nose to guard me while I rest, and warn me when lions prowl too near?”

“I will,” said Wolf, “If only you let me lie in the warmth of your cooking-fires.”

“But of course,” said Human. “And will you do as I command, and follow me wherever I go, and love my children and grandchildren as you would love your own?”

“I will,” said Wolf, “If only you scratch me where my claws cannot reach, and pet me, and heal my injuries when I am wounded?”

“Always,” said Human. “And will you let me dress you up in funny clothes, and dance around, and do little tricks for me to laugh at?”

Wolf hesitated, and eyed Human warily for some time, weighing its choices. “That depends,” it said. “Will you tell me I’m a good boy?”

Human smiled. “The goodest boy,” it said.

Dog wagged its tail, and Wolf was no more.

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how comes there’s no blinkers in mario kart

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Mushroom kingdom is in Florida

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“You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald; The Ice Palace (via amargedom)

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please read this

there’s a jump scare video circulating all over the internet. it’s titled 1444 and the thumbnail is a man sitting on a couch holding a rifle to his head, there’s a landscape painting behind him. if you see this video DO NOT CLICK IT close the app/tab. the video is depicts a gruesome s*icide and it doesn’t censor anything. there’s also a possibility that this video is real as it’s affiliated with a “curse.” turn off auto play videos here on tumblr and on twitter. do not google the video or the numbers 1444 as some genius journalist decided to include the video in their article. steer clear of reddit as well. stay safe guys.

blubger

It looks very very real. Please do not watch it as it is EXTREMELY graphic and triggering. This is what the background looks like. Please be cautious.

defeatedbyamerechild

Not my blog’s theme, but important. Please watch out for this, scamps… it’s really awful that people are being exposed to this kind of content… :/

Also boost this if possible. We want a healthy spooky season. No triggers, no panic attacks, no disrespect, no suicide apology. Stay safe and don’t watch this video!

luckyrabbits

DONT WATCH IT GUYS

PLEASE STAY SAFE

siverfanweedo

reignbot ( a youtuber who does vids on creepy stuff and true crime ) made a short video on this today the video is probably more then likely real but the curse probably isnt but yeah do not watch the video if you see it around ( I’d link reignbot video but I’m currently on my phone )

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Sad

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we broke her

halobender

The only “gender” going on is whatever those himbos in dead poets society were doing

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What's Happening In Chile - A Summary (Graphics found on Twitter)

soracities

who else is in the mood to walk barefoot over the moors in a blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish in ur soul and wet leaves in ur hair while the wind blows moodily and dramatically?