My Life Is A Me-

you'll never know if its a mess or a meme

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Welcome to my realm. move slowly.

[theehorsepusssy]

[kply-industries]

*puts a disk in u*

[imat711yallneedanything]

Thank you

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[robogrind]

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

[fairycosmos]

being a 26 year old woman is annoying as hell because youre either talking to people who are on the Im just a girl train or the Im decrepit and passed my prime train. hey what if we were just human adults

[fridgebride]

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[oneheadtoanother]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[beemovieerotica]

[tacobellfries]

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[chaoticneutralwife]

jerk that thing asunder july

[segamascott]

the microplastics in my balls are whispering dark truths to me

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[oysters-aint-for-me]

marijuana and ibuprofen are a pair of gay angels with a very powerful message