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[screwtrapdaemon]

Ahh Tumblr, the only app where I click on an @ in my post it opens safari to go to their page. Amazing

[screwtrapdaemon]

*can't find type a cablea*

*looks hard*

*Gives up and buys one online*

*it's to USB c*

*finds Type A cables in old printer I'm throwing out*

Angy

*can't find a 9v plug*

FU—

[sambuchito]

you guys keep joking about canadians being honorary latinos lately like haha we accept them…we??? i hope they stop poisoning our water sources and stop stealing land from us I DIDNT FORGET NOR FORGIVE FUCKKKKKKK THEMMMM

[sambuchito]

no you guys are not "winter latinos" nor "honorary latinos" you guys are actively mining our resources and contaminating our water supplies and turning a blind eye to the violent repressions from the companies against the locals who oppose them im not buying the "haha canadas is so polite" charade even as a joke your legacy on latin america is violence and bloodshed youre no different from the US don't ever forget

[transfaguette]

"neckbeards" are a common facial hair pattern for people with PCOS and hirsutism and people who go on T and people who have a lot of weight on their face. It is not funny or cool or based to use physical features as a moral attack, and especially not when it's a common feature of intersex people and trans people and fat people and countless other types of people who society already mocks.

[furiousmoneysuitcaseturtle]

What?? Neckbeards are made fun of because they are too lazy to shave properly..

[transfaguette]

the fact that you see that as some sort of moral detriment is exactly the problem. Who the fuck cares what someone does with their facial hair, why does the way someone's hair grows naturally need to change. Terrible take. Get lost.

[transfaguette]

for their behavior??? not their appearance??? it's pretty simple.

[mspectral]

[that1overthere]

I didn't know my uncle was a TF fan until I saw this fucking painting he did recently

He's also making shirts, link to them coming soon....

[ash-rigby]

TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS

Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.

How do you like your new equipment?

THIS IS THE IDEAL

This is pretty good!

Eh, could be worse

I'm neutral about my genitalia either way, so

I already have this! What a rip 😡

I ALREADY GOT RID OF THIS ONCE WTF!!??

I hate it here

Voting ended onFeb 19, 2025

[perle8]

[screwtrapdaemon]

Ok but y is it that specific

[ceaselessims]

someone on twitter said that tmagp jonmartin ship name should be "icloud" and ive completely lost my mind

[gandanameno]

Ngl I hit twink death Hard but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t love it

I feel like a starter Pokémon that went from his first evolution to his final evolution

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"top shortage" "bottom shortage" babe im EXHAUSTED

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sweetheart i am DOING MY BEST but

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Intrigued by the possibilities. what the Hot Fuck does this mean

[screwtrapdaemon]

Clockwork orange the conservatives?

[were--ralph]

imagine if werewolf knots were square

[were--ralph]

Blocked. Have a rancid day.

[were--ralph]

[reliand]

[screwtrapdaemon]

@beep-beepster I adore you, that was so fucking amazing

[crype150]

She sneak on my sculk 'til I super sonic (new OC)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that thing where you're attracted to someone not in a platonic or romantic or sexual way, but in an 'i want to read about their exploits' kind of way

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no i don't want to "date" or "hang out" i sort of just want to follow you around while you go about your crazy business. i won't make it weird if u won't

[screwtrapdaemon]

Do you mean paparazzi? (Parasocial Non-Derogatory)

[screwtrapdaemon]

Or like as in streamer chat?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that thing where you're attracted to someone not in a platonic or romantic or sexual way, but in an 'i want to read about their exploits' kind of way

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no i don't want to "date" or "hang out" i sort of just want to follow you around while you go about your crazy business. i won't make it weird if u won't

[screwtrapdaemon]

Do you mean paparazzi? (Parasocial Non-Derogatory)

[were--ralph]

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

[keicrocker]

Come to think of it, both Super!Danny and Dan are full ghosts, yet their personalities are completely different. The former is a hero with an overwhelming sense of justice, while Dan is the most evil villain in the entire show.

What caused this stark contrast?

[screwtrapdaemon]

OOH OOH I KNOW THIS

It's because it's his spiritual self, what he considers himself to be. When Super!Danny came about, at that time of seperation, Danny considered himself as a hero, that small wish that every child has coming true.

On the reverse, when Dan came about from seperation, Danny was in mourning, and he just lost his entire support network (friends, family, a mentor) and he blamed himself, he thinks that if it wasn't for his powers it never would have happened. He hates him self. (He also might have been suicidal, but this was a kids show, so that was a logical inference) And the end result was his spiritual half killing him. Dan was Danny's hatred which was fused with the obsessed Vlad, and then every thing went to hell.

[nightingale-prompts]

Danny lives in a horror movie-DC x DP prompt

Based on my favorite book series "tales from the gas station"

Its not everyday a mission requires the league to travel to middle America in to obtain a highly cursed artifact but it certainly today.

Locating the Seal of Silent Ashes was a task usually given to Justice League Dark but Constantine was currently busy. So that meant it was left to the poster boys to get this done. They dressed in civilian attire to investigate the last location of the seal starting with the first building on the edge of town. A small dusty gas station near the wood.

The inside had an awful smell, like death and cleaning fluid. The lights gave off a greenish-blue tint. Rats could be seen out of the corner of your eyes. Most of the chip were offbrand and crappy.

Behind the counter was the teenage boy chewing gum. He looked up at the group before going back to reading his book. He had clearly seen better days but didn't show signs of caring about the state of his hair or bags under his eyes. He drank coffee.

The air felt off.

"Hey kiddo, do you mind giving us directions?" Clark started.

The kid narrowed his eyes as he popped his gum.

"You're not from here. That or you're from that cult in the woods. Listen I'm not joining. Seriously cosmic nihilism and fatalism sounds doomed. Hey wait-" the teen checked his notes " No, the cult killed themselves in that mass suicide 2 weeks ago. I forgot."

The teen didn't say anything else as he went back to his book.

The horrified look of the adults shared was almost hilarious. At least to the teen if he looked up.

"Oh, and stay out of the woods. I don't want the police to come back and ask about who saw you last. Seriously if whatever is in there tears you apart I won't feel bad. I put those signs out forever ago and if I get one more girl covered in blood running in here screaming about her dead friends I'll get a headache." The teen shrugged turning the page.

"What do you mean?! Why would-?! Who's killing people?!" Barry asked frantically as Bruce serched for more reports of missing people in the area.

"I don't know. Why would I know? If you want to go in the cursed forest go ahead. I mean that's how they all die. It isn't my job to stop you. My job is to sit here and watch this store." The teen huffed in annoyance.

Before anymore questions were asked the signal of the radio was disrupted and a demonic howl screeched through the radio.

"God damnit. That cunt is back. Stay here." The teen growled as he grabbed his bat from under the counter and walked out the back door. "String bean! Get off the fucking roof you bastard! You know that radio is all I have here!"

A chattering laugh like a death rattle was heard and the sound of 2 sets of feet was heard on the roof then they lept down.

"Come here so I can beat you to death!" The teen ran around the building towards the front of the gas station chasing-what the fuck is that!

It was like a human that was twisted to crabwalk on all fours backwards. Its face was contorted into a black stretched out smile with no teeth. It had no eyes just black sockets. All its limbs were stretched out to an extra meter in length. It was a skinwalker of some kind with chalk-white skin. It was skittering away from the teen who was swinging his batat its head.

"Stop running! I told you before what would happen if I found you fucking with me again!" The boy meant it as he finally landed a hit and began wacking it over and over it.

The skin walker screeched and tried to run for its life but couldn't.

After reducing the monster into a black puddle the black-stained teen came back inside to sit back down not paying anymore to the monster blood he was covered in.

"Sorry about that. Most of the freaks around here have learned to stay away from this place. That one is new and he doesn't listen. You'd think they'd learn but Sting Bean thinks he can torment me. Petty bastard." The teen sighed "anyways are going to buy anything or are you going to waste what oxygen we get in here with this shitty ventilation.

Diana couldn't help but admire the boldness of the boy. He had no hesitation or fear against the beasts of this area even if was crude.

"Does Constantine have a cousin or something? Just a more angry one" Hall whispered to Hal.

[marauders4evr]

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

[marauders4evr]

#raises hand #i dont understand #please explain? 

In order for disabled people to receive any sort of financial assistant for their housing, food, bills, medical supplies, etc., they cannot ever have more than $2,000 of resources to their name. Ever.

It doesn’t matter what it’s for.

You’re saving up for a new wheelchair?

For college?

To put a downpayment on a house?

Hell man, you just happen to budget for once in your life so that you can have some extra money in case something bad happens?

Your benefits immediately get cut off if you’re a cent over $2,000.

And, even worse, you usually end up having to pay back every dollar the government gave you that month.

So say you get $400. If they find out you’re twenty dollars over the resource limit, you have to give them all $400 back and you undergo an investigation of your funds to see if you will continue getting money.

“What if I spend the money that day?”

Doesn’t matter. In fact, from what I can tell, people who do this are actually put under investigation for fraud.

And yes, this system literally kills people.

[locuas642]

Remember when “Guardians of the Galaxy” came out? one of Rocket Racoon’s creators, Bill Mantlo, suffered an accident in 1992 and has irreparable brain damage.

before the movie came out, Marvel gave him an exclusive preview screening. SOme people were upset because they felt if Marvel was really wanted to thank mantlo, they should have donated money to Mantlo’s family.

Bill Mantlo’s brother had to come out and explain: If Marvel gave them monetary aid, Bill Mantlo would lose his financial assistance.

[rootbeergoddess]

That’s so utterly depressing.

[sushinfood]

disgusting

[beeskeepony]

I have friends on welfare who won’t pick up a penny in the street because they’d risk the welfare they struggled to get for 10 years.

[raenboow]

oh look another fucked up thing in this world. let’s just add it to the list. number 63858b

[luvtonique]

My brother has been on California State SSI for autism for the last 10 years, and he absolutely has to (no joke, HAS TO) spend all 720 bucks of his SSI every month, because if he puts it in the bank he risks losing his SSI altogether.

Sometimes, at the end of the month, he has no idea what to do with his money because the whole month went by and he still has 400-ish bucks in his account, and he fucking panics because he doesn’t want to get anywhere near 2,000.

And here’s the funnest part of the story!

One day he did a huge commission on Second Life and wound up earning 1500 bucks off of it, and he told the guy to donate it 500 bucks at a time over 3 months. The guy didn’t want to, and just donated all 1500, which put my brother at 2,036 bucks.

The state IMMEDIATELY (I’m talking less than an hour) called him up to tell him over the phone that they were canceling his SSI, because they noticed he had gone over the 2,000 buck threshold. He had to tell them that someone had made a charitable donation to him and that this was not a common occurrence in any way shape or form, and upon not believing him, my mother had to call to talk to them as his legal caretaker and say basically the same thing until they called off the cancellation of his SSI money.

He also had to cancel his renter’s assistance because it put him to 1,062 a month, so if he went 30 days without spending any money they’d cancel his SSI altogether. Like, none of us in the family have any fucking clue why that regulation is in place and it’s the stupidest shit in human history.

Please, legal side of Tumblr, tell me what positive reasoning this law has?

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Happy 4th of July everyone! This is what the “nation of opportunity” looks like.

[xfirecorex]

There’s something called an ABLE account that can help. If you are on SSI and were diagnosed as disabled before the age of 26 you can apply for an ABLE account that will allow you to save up to $99,000. More people need to know about this!

[strawbebbynya]

thank you so much for this information. i’m applying for an abled account right now

[viostormcaller]

THERES A WHAT

OH GOD BLESS THE SHIT OUTTA YOU YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FREAKED OUT OVER THIS I WAS

[septic-dr-schneep]

I’ve been looking into SSI; I had no idea about this!

[perksofbeingdisabled]

Read till the end for the important info

[whatevercomestomymind]

Reblog to literally save a disabled person’s life

[the-final-sif]

https://www.ablenrc.org/what-is-able/what-are-able-acounts/

[bogleech]

This shit is why conservatives think disability is fun pampering, because they see disabled people have to come up with ways to get rid of the money and to them it looks like they must be rolling in excess.

[screwtrapdaemon]

For those wondering the Canadian equivalent just came out last June in 2024. It's Called the RDSP (Registered Disability Savings Plan).

It's only for those who qualify for the disability tax credit. So if your on union Disability then talk to your bank? I guess?