It's a Cool Bird

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[teratocrat]

there's no cock anymore no ones getting dicked down ever again they just announced that the last cock was found and sucked by a fisherman in argentina

[0-greenjay-0]

does anyone know how I can get a toyhouse invite code? I will do anything 🥺

[0-greenjay-0]

sayaka redesign!

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ARTFIGHT 2026 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[legalityoftheraccoons]

genius writing mars.

"the bathroom takes you to the bathroom"

[0-greenjay-0]

at a party?

[0-greenjay-0]

part 3! Leviathan rock city

Riz will never forget, Fabian got into the snuff, Kristen gave herself a glow up, Adaine is straightedge except for tricorn hats, Gorgug has wholesome tattoos, and fig ends racism.

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[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[0-greenjay-0]

Never before have I seen a video more reblogged than liked

[0-greenjay-0]

part 2! Heartache on the Celestine Sea

Fabian took a swim, Hilda Hilda is summoned, Kristen gets an eyepatch, Riz decodes an ancient mystery, Adaine listens to This Solarian Life, and Gorgug is a sad skipper

gotta say, Murph makes this really hard by being tall.

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[0-greenjay-0]

Drew the Thumbnail for Mirror Madness as their characters! Pretty sure I’m gonna make this a series, it was so fun.

[0-greenjay-0]

follow up, do we think I should add our dear BLM in as the most relevant npc of the episode?

[0-greenjay-0]

Drew the Thumbnail for Mirror Madness as their characters! Pretty sure I’m gonna make this a series, it was so fun.

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[feldfrog]

[souplover13]

images: two tweets by stand-up comedian Benny Feldman.

the first picture shows a tweet:

"Don't police comedy" Well. I'm not going to arrest anyone. I'm not even trying to cancel anyone in the 2010s sense of having them lose their job. My goal for comedians who make regressive jokes is for them to change their minds. And for everyone to understand why jokes matter.

the second picture shows a quote retweet. twitter user ChoppedBeef says:

"All I want is for everyone to agree with me"

to which Benny Feldman's response is:

I would like everyone to be not racist instead of racist, yes

end image descriptions.

[souplover13]

benny feldman's the man who gave us 'it's just a joke dude. and the joke is just rooted in ideas. that i'm enforcing' and also 'it's just a joke dude. it's just one of the most digestible and powerful forms of persuasive rhetoric my guy'. he posts a lot of his one-liner sets online. he's a very good person to check on occasionally if you're interested in the philosophy of humour.

[0-greenjay-0]

@holybananapants says I need to tag more… how the hell do I do that?

[holybananapants]

I mean I said you might get the notes you want if you tagged properly… I don’t tag properly most times but like. You said you wanted notes… idk

[0-greenjay-0]

shhhhhhhh….

don’t tell the internet I want clout, it’ll ruin my street cred…

[0-greenjay-0]

@holybananapants says I need to tag more… how the hell do I do that?

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a Mami redesign

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that feeling when you have really bad blisters on your feet but no bandages and no care stuff so you get creative with two makeup sponges and a bandana

[prettypinkpansy]

rare vent art from a few months ago

[0-greenjay-0]

I just saw my therapist yesterday and got pseudo-diagnosed (didn’t take a test or anything, she was just like “you are exactly describing this phenomenon”) with rejection sensitive dysphoria. This means so much to me, because this is what I’ve been living all my life. Thank you for making this art. Thank you for putting the pain in words. Thank you.

[questions-about-blorbos]

Is there any character who loves your Blorbo in canon?

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 28

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[legalityoftheraccoons]

yes. but he’s dead.

[0-greenjay-0]

yes. But my blorbo’s super dead.