huh?

i'm my wife's second best blood glucose monitor

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

BORN TO IGNORE NOTIFICATIONS MEMORY IS A FUCK ショートメール Forget them all 2025 I am didn't reply man 454 157 892 348 UNREAD MESSAGES

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[witchofanguish]

[fatluka]

DYKE UP OR DIE. #PRIDEMONTH.

[futchcassidyandthecumdancekid]

i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard

[389]

The Sopranos S06E04

[jenny-holzer]

[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[astrodael]

[clytemnestraaa]

do you know how annoying it was to be a gay teen girl and be like i hate men and have all the other girls go yes ugh totally and then they turn around and start dating them. i don’t think you understand what i’m trying to say here. this isn’t a tee hee moment.

[4yuel]

[habken]

besties

[brucebocchi]

[interdimentional]

[orcboxer]

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

[lokaror]

we dont chaos kill that many people.

[orcboxer]

Well If You Say It's Not That Many