Littile Bit of Lots of Things

Jk it's mostly shitty writings and stupid memes

[johanrapper]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[scruffyboob]

How do I explain to my dog that I hate myself?

[scruffyboob]

Ever spend all your time making other people happy you have no energy to do it for yourself?

[scruffyboob]

As my gaze starts to blur, I can only see his face. He was always so fascinating to look at, but now as I stare into his eyes I can only see fear. That was a side of Wesley I had never seen before. As he tries to lift my body I can feel his arms trembling. I was able to make out the movement of his mouth, but could not hear his words. Wesley was simply asking why. That question kept creeping from his lips. The strength of my body has vasnished, so no matter how hard I try I cannot give him an answer. My vision has become nothing but bright strings of light now. The last thing I am able to see is a small tear start to roll down his cheeks.

[killdrae]

[toastbutteregg]

[froze]

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

[wizardshark]

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

[boazpriestly]

This “God Creating Things” series by @lonnieiiv on TikTok is HILARIOUS!

[killorbekillian]

God: Now listen to me Gabriel, these are going to be really fun because some go on pizzas.

Gabriel: Yeah, okay, okay.

God: You like that? And then some will make you see things.

Gabriel: ...’Kay?

God: And some, Gabriel, some just... kill you.

Gabriel: [Long pause] You doin’ okay, pal?

[charlesoberonn]

I like how the impression isn’t just God, but specifically the Morgan Freeman God.

[theprocess-deactivated20200806]

chicken

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

me in crisis mode

[foodntwk]

the martian was such a good movie

[bled]

[auckie]

[biganimetiddiesbitch]

ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop

[ectoplasm-bodyshots]

omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend

[ectoplasm-bodyshots]

NOT A DOG

NOT A DOG

BEAR

ABORT ABORT ABORT

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

[everseeing-eyes]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know just how long 2018 has been? You know how long?

Did you even remember there was an Olympic games this year? Because I didn’t. I thought oh, last year. No. There was a winter Olympics in Korea and I forgot about it.

[softestvirgil]

You know how long this year has been? The tide pod thing happened in January of this year

[what-even-is-thiss]

The royal wedding was only in May I am so upset

[kellanbee]

Black Panther came out in February

[obiwan-kenobabe]