there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices
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Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
trying on a metaphor

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there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices
we gotta stop saying “feminine hygiene products” because “pads and tampons” is really just not that embarrassing as a series of words lol
Pussy pillows and pussy pops
Menstrual products also works if you want to be inclusive of people who use alternative products
we've all heard of sfw sasuke but what about Nsfw sasuke?
I have some deeply troubling news for you abt the internet
okay we've both been funnier than each other once. were even now
The Tower of Babish. Is that anything.
it’s horrific and i fear to see how this will impact russian people (or, let’s be more real, slavic people in general), but it’s also patheticomic how orgs are desperate to have a stance on the conflict so they’ll do dumb shit like remove/change even tangentially russian things
“Just Dance Has Removed Ra Ra Rasputin From Their Roster”
Like, this is so…
[Wipes brow] oh whew wow I was really worried about this, the continued involvement of Russian cats in my favorite cat shows in the face of this crisis,
what if you got to the afterlife and it all looked like ispy sets how would you feel. i think i would finally feel peaceful
i think it would be nice
You know what. DON'T let men be masculine. Men, put on your cat ears and little jingly bell collars this INSTANT. PAINT your nails
What if I just-
It’s a platypus?
💀 is pronounced like the vine boom sound effect
btw i got tired of using the version with blurry text so i remade the live slug reaction thing with clearer text. also i made one facing the other way in case someone wants a live slug reaction to something on the right side of the screen
They're lovers
EVIL WOMEN
Based on your likes!
OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.
Op deleted the post I love christian Tumblr so much
so film festivals are starting to pull russian films out of their programs. this is getting crazy
the director of one of these films (the execution 2021) is vocally antiwar and anti-putin. what's the fucking point in removing his work! who is this helping!
*SLAMS HANDS ON TABLE*
THIS IS WHAT I FUCKING MEANT WHEN I SAID IT'S BAD TO TRAIN OURSELVES INTO ALL OR NOTHING ACTION
AGES AGO
THIS IS WHY
THIS. IS. WHY.
Because we trained ourselves to go "Oh, a designated Bad, put it immediately in the Bad Bin."
We can't even take 2.5 seconds to turn something over and see what it is. We afford real people and real situations less scrutiny than we do a puzzle piece in a video game.
And the results always hit at the worst time.
This. Is. Why.
Seeing people screaming at the the cat to not stands up is very funny
I, Tonya (2017) Little Women (2019) The Queen’s Gambit (2020)
a classic bonus:
It’s been less than two months and I already have 30+ cherry shrimp when I started with six how do I ask them nicely to stop mating
Really good advice everyone, thank you. I will stop playing sensual 90s R&B slow jams near their tank 24/7 and feed them some corn flakes.
Lex Luthor in Justice League Unlimited 2.09 - Question Authority
#absolutely iconic #dc keeps trying to make lex luthor into the ultimate supervillain in their comics #but tbh they should just give up #because nothing they can write will ever go as hard as this scene #do you know how much power i’d have to give up to be president? #is the rawest thing ever uttered by a villain #you can’t top it tags via fialleril