xenosimp

pessimistic optimist. any/all. big fan of xenomorphs and nuns. sometimes this is an art blog.

[xenosimp]

welcome to my Clown Colosseum, where I put on daily shows of clowns (me) fighting other clowns (also me)

[twistedhellknight52]

i have acid reflux too, so we are together in this mr twistedhellknight52

Only I have it.

[lovertm]

eggs by joycecooks_

[plumslices]

JAR (Joel Arthur Rosenthal) sheep head hair clip

Pearl, sapphire, aluminum, silver, gold

[tethered-heartstrings]

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

[mf-dude]

[xenosimp]

not my circus (it is) not my monkeys (they are)

[insecuregodcomplex]

[decomposedmaw]

the evening light feels different here.

[389]

The Kiaat Tree (Pterocarpus angolensis, also called “bloodwood”) releases red sap when cut. Species of Pterocarpus native to southern Africa, in Angola, Mozambique, Namibia, South Africa, Swaziland, Tanzania, Zaire, Zimbabwe, and Zambia.

[c3rvida3]

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

[mucmucvi]

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[scarecrowbutch]

[micromontage]

Wait I just discovered an ancient truth. Come over

[pissvortex]

[evilwizard]

I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU

[cowboybarbaryn]

Thank you Evil Wizard, it’s good to know someone has our backs

[evilwizard]

IN A SCARY WAY

[queenofskys5]

Thank you Evil Wizard, finally someone to scare away the creeps!

[evilwizard]

I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO WORK ON OUR COMMUNICATION

[alliekills]

before we move forward with these blueprints i just wanna make absolutely sure the vents and air ducts are perfectly adult xenomorph size