who even knows anymore

Hi my name is Ash/Kari and I'm an aspiring sea witch and nerd. 26 I'm back bitches In grad school

[leolaroot]

hey guys sorry but is the wordpress guy in charge of tumblr literally at burning man right now shitting in buckets????

[sreegs]

go check out his blog, he's been posting from burning man for days

[sexhaver]

Lol. Lmao, even.

[dogmoder]

[toastandnoodles]

So many of y'all love to call yourselves trans allies until you see a trans woman who doesn’t pass. You know how many trans women I’ve seen labelled as “cringe” and like. Bullied online just for being themselves??? Allying yourself with trans women is great, but include the ones that don’t pass.

And yes, this includes trans women who don’t pass for any reason, including that they might not want to. There are a thousand reasons why a trans woman might be more masc, and it’s literally none of your business. Trans women can be GNC just like cis people can.

[right-2-rebel-deactivated202210]

[phrenotobe]

[tlirsgender]

The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I'm gonna kill you

[apricotparrotmemes]

You can really see the average age of the user base increasing

[aromanticduck]

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

[marzipanandminutiae]

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

[funnytwittertweets]

[dovewithscales]

This sums up why everyone with preexisting anxiety and depression, and everyone in the mental health field is so at a loss right now.

Normal coping mechanisms are not working.

[anxietyproblem]

[fuck-customers]

Fuck the customer in particular who:

A) put her hands IN our bulk jars to 'grab the item to smell it' rather than ask for assistance

B)proceeded to assume that because I am the only white/white passing employee that I'm the owner of the business

C) call my coworkers several slurs

and

D) threatened to post a review on yelp calling us racist against brown people, for asking her to leave the store, when she is a blonde white woman well known in the area

[guerrillatech]

[hypnoherringpurseweasel-deactiv]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[girlchimeradeactivated-deactiva]

forming a parasocial relationship with the local outdoor cat

[effectiveresistance]

This morning in Tiohtia:ke, a large banner reading “ALL OUT FOR WET’SUWET’EN” was installed on the 720 Westbound. It was insured that the banner be secured with rope and that no road signs be blocked to make sure the highway is safe for drivers.

We act in solidarity with the Wet’suwet’en Nation and Gidimt’en clan. On November 19th, 2021, RCMP violently raided unceded Gidimt’en territory, removing unarmed Indigenous women from their land at gunpoint on behalf of TC Energy’s proposed Coastal GasLink pipeline. Among other land-defenders, spokesperson Sleydo’, Corey Joyahcee Jocko, and Jocey Alec (Chief Woos’ daughter) were illegally removed from their own Cas Yah Yintah where they are protecting the sacred headwaters Wedzin Kwa. They were illegally and brutally detained for four nights and five days, where they were denied access to water and food.

These unlawful and brutal actions further prove that the C-IRG and the RCMP must be abolished. The injunction under which they act has no jurisdiction on unceded Wet’suwet’en land. It is nothing but an inadequate piece of law that has been used to violate Human Rights, Indigenous Rights, and Wet’suwet’en Law.

Reconciliation is dead. Time’s up, Canada.

[crane-legs]

[carouselcometh]

I’m a brunette who wears green what else do you want from me

[ferretteeth]

can someone like let the human body know that we don't die at 40 anymore? that i and my family live in suburban Europe and we are not going to die at like 25 from hunting mammoths and i actually do need my teeth and my spine to last for more than 20 fucking years? can someone let evolution know?? our last patch update was "able to digest lactose" (i didn't get it) and like can we speed it up

[galadhir]

Please. Knees that stop functioning at 55 are ridiculous if you're going to live 30 more years. How am I supposed to keep dancing?

[horreurscopes]

it is human nature to weave strings of yarn, threads, or fibers together to make cloth and textiles