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mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese
Trying to figure out how to draw armour. These are some of my notes I uploaded on patreon. A lot more to come since I really want to figure this one out.
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This is a great reference for mid-15th-century plate armor. I'm going to add a few things that aren't meant as corrections but rather, like, additional info.
That type of bevor seen in the first picture wouldn't usually go with an armet-style helmet, but rather with a helmet without its own built-in neck protection, such as (what is neologically called) a sallet or kettle helm.
If you wanted to get more neck protection out of an armet, you'd use what is usually called a "wrapper plate" which is kind of similar to a bevor but shaped to fit armets.
Arming jackets/doublets (usually also called gambesons - the thing about the Middle Ages is that they didn't actually have a lot of standardized words for things at all and many words we use today to refer to specific pieces of equipment are either completely new, or they refer to something specific today but a medieval person would have used the same word to refer to many different things) have strings all over them not just to keep them tied together but because that's how you attach the plate armor to the body. Their padding also not only acts as padding, but also offers some basic resistance to blades in the event that a blade gets between the plates and through the maille (chainmail) armor that usually fills the gaps between the plates. There is almost no chance at all of a blade penetrating the plates themselves.
Bigger thicker gambesons were worn as a form of armor themselves for poorer soldiers who couldn't afford anything better. They are surprisingly cut-resistant and cushion the body against blunt force as well. Stabbing weapons will go straight through them, but even then it's better to have it than not, because if you're wearing 2 inches of padding and get stabbed by a 5-inch blade in the heat of battle when everyone is constantly moving around and your opponent has no time (or desire) to drive it all the way in, that's only 3 inches deep into your actual flesh instead of 5.
Oh one tip I will give that technically is a correction is that that belt in the bottom-left picture is anachronistic. It's hard to describe how 15th century belts buckle but it usually looks something like this.
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.
happy pride! remember that being a transgender is everything but fiction. there are so many real historical figures from every century about whose transgenderism we aren't even aware of
I'm bored so I'm gonna summarize each of the sanders sides episodes but badly
thomas: meet me! that's the happy me (:D), that's the dramatic me (;P), and that's the serious me (:U)
thomas: h
patton: why cant you function you dumb slut
thomas: h
virgil: shut up and look at my massive dick
thomas: you're literally me
virgil: yes and???????
thomas: look at this cool list of things I'm gonna do this year!
logan, roman, and patton simultaneously: that's bullshit
virgil: sweet party time look at my Massiv-
thomas: shut up put it away
janus, backstage: D:
thomas: I wanna talk about disney
roman: yeah!
virgil: me too
roman: unyeah!
thomas: guys I was in a Disney show!!!! :D
roman: *has like 3 strokes at once*
logan: also clickbait is Good, Actually
thomas: h
patton: FUCK YOU
logan: FUCK YOU
thimas: why dont you just fuck each other and then this problem will be solved jfc
patton: be gay do crime
patton: *commits arson*
thomas: guys I'm big lonely :(
virgil: so are we bitch you ain't special
thomas: guys I dont have a plan for this
logan: LARP time
thomas: what
logan: shut up
thomas: okay guys I'm gonna ask you questions
logan: we're literally you, shouldnt you know the answers already
thomas:
thomas: first question
roman: I Have Self Worth Issues
thomas: sorry I didnt hear you what was that
roman: I Have Shelf Worm Tissues
virgil: FUCK YOU
logan: ID FUCK YOU
virgil: what
logan: what
thomas: youtube is dumb
logan and roman: yeah!!!!
patton: bitch you dumb too, get your ass back in clown school
thomas: I miss my friends time to hallucinate
virgil: literally just call them im begging you
thomas: I wanna be a cartoon
janus, yelling from backstage: get on a plane, break into cartoon network, and harass butch hartman you twink ass simp
thomas: I think I will get on a plane, break into cartoon network, and harass butch hartman because im a twink ass simp
thomas: hehe granola go brrrr
logan: u dumbass slut
patton: where the fuck is virgil
roman: idk probably sending dick pics to remus
thomas: who
roman: nothing shut up. bitch
thomas: bro where were you
virgil: sending dick pics to remus cuz Obviously none of you wanted them
thomas: bro, I want your dick pics sometimes tho
virgil: bro......
thomas: okay we're bros now right
virgil: bitch I'm quirky, #notlikeothergirls
roman: anyway its Queer Eye special edition time step the fuck up kyle
thomas: :(((((
virgil: open your mouth!!!! johnny johnny!!!!!!
patton: ahh *from his mouth spill years upons years worth of stale Fruity Pebbles*
logan: close your fucking mouth
logan: *gets buried in stale Fruity Pebbles*
roman: you know what a good idea is. call him
virgil: that's a terrible idea you dumb fucking walnut now help me find logan
thomas: oh shit there he is
logan: patton you're a baby bitch
patton: in my entire defense fruity pebbles arent the worst
thomas: sleeby sleeby time
roman: WAKE UP WHORE ITS PEAK THIRST HOURS BABEYYYYY.!!!!!!!!
thomas: guys Joan's gonna hate me
virgil: have you tried showing them your dick
janus: not yet but I'll add that to the list right under tax fraud
thomas: who the fuck are you
janus: your mom
roman: Logan you're a bitch
logan: actually according to my calculations and extensive research uh Fuck You
roman: gladly
logan: wait
thomas: logan we made you a jam
logan: THIS IS ALL IVE EVER WANTED OH MY FUCKING GOD. UN-FOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW THIS IS ALL IM GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT FOR THE NEXT MONTH
roman: I like jam too
thomas: roman with all due respect shut your whore mouth
thomas: guys is clown school really what I should be doing with my life
patton: ok Thomas just relax I just need you to close your eyes for a second while we redo the initiation
logan: what ????
patton: *starts chanting in latin*
thomas: virgil can we just like. cuddle or something
virgil: shut up its halloween you know what that means
thomas: *sigh* dick pics?
virgil: My Massive Dong Gets WHIPPED
thomas: guys look at this cool spicy as hell callback
patton: *slaps it out of his hands* Thomas you are frankly a Disgrace
janus: what the fuck did you just say
patton: I Said What I Said!!!!!!
janus: lovely so in the 5 seconds I have been standing here I have created a 500 slide PowerPoint on why you are, in fact, a dumbass little stinky Bitch
patton: roman tell him off for me!!!!
roman: *crying* off
roman: guys I have self esteem issu-
remus: *bitch slaps him into a coma* virgil why have you been ignoring my texts
virgil: cuz you're stinky that's why
logan: everyone calm the fuck down
remus: *slaps logan*
thomas: gasp!
logan: *slaps remus*
thomas: GASP!
thomas: hrgh
roman: you're so whiny okay geez I Guess we'll watch frozen *rigs vote*
logan: literally nobody wants to watch frozen
roman: I cant believe you guys are making us watch this *presses play*
logan: stop then??????
roman: what a stupid movie *turns volume up*
logan: jesus lord give me strength
thomas: I'm a dumbass whore
roman: yeah
janus: yeah
logan: yeah
patton: hulk smash
janus: I'll hulk smash your ass if you dont shut the fuck up
patton: actually about that
thomas: boy spotted
virgil: what do we do
roman, softly but with passion: FUCK
virgil: not helpful but I'll keep that in mind
logan: patton I need you to be my bitch
patton: no 💖
virgil: 90s babe come back I miss you so much your so sexy aha. please I'm so sad please pleaespelaseplsepl
roman: Thomas... doesnt give me jam?? Thomas.... ignore me like side character??? thomas is a Cruel and Unjust human and i am going to Scream
thomas: i got u jam
roman: UN-FOLLOW ME RIGHT N
logan: thomas move your dumbass I cant wash your damn dishes for you
thomas: nnrrhgrgghhh
remus: logan ily. logan nyah. notice me logan senpai. logan my beloved. uwu. uwu. uw
logan: *reverts back to the citrus scale or some shit*
remus: oh shit babe u kinky or smth?? mwah mwah 😍😍😍
thomas: so gang how we doing after 5 years of this shit
patton: janus and i make out daily and exchanged rings and hold hands <3 /platonic #bestiegoals #bestfriends #friendship
roman: its been 5 years of depression arc what do you want from me
janus: tell virgil im ghosting his texts on purpose. im upset with him about the song. im controlled by a hamster. im fucking your mom. im girlbossing
virgil: im just so uwu and baby all of the time. wow. look at that. 👉👈. HE’S WHAT
logan: im so glad we’re imaginary, can you even comprehend how much money this amount of wine would cost
remus: check out this sick DDR combo dude *wiggles around on the floor like a bingus cat*
orange: *orange*
Hi! Ive got a question/suggestion for yall: why not cover 19th century (what we would probably call today) Non Binary French mystic Simon Ganneau?
Here's a link to his wiki page on Non Binary Wikipedia: https://nonbinary.wiki/wiki/Simon_Ganneau
I can absolutely check this person out and add them to our list!
Also this quote from the article you linked:
"He wore a combination of feminine and masculine signifiers: a beard, a working man's blouse, and a woman's mantle. He called himself by the title "the Mapah," which was a combination of the words mater (mother) and pater (father). He created a mystical religion he called Evadaisme, meaning "Eve-Adam-ism." This taught that the next phase of human development would be androgyny, coming from the femininity of Mary-Eve marrying the masculinity of Christ-Adam. Evadaisme favored socialism, and condemned sexist traditions, such as taking the surname of one's father and not one's mother. Though the Mapah was poor, he was well-educated, and spoke eloquently. He preached to working-class men, and to women who were sex workers."
I am so intrigued!
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do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets
her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.
remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.
thank you, Marsha. we remember you.
Grace, explaining how humans evolved: yeah so basically we evolved to be persistance predators where we would just slowly walk towards our prey and track it until it got so tired it couldn't fight back or run away and then we killed it :)
Rocky, who is an Eridian, an AMBUSH predator, who can't see light and so cannot track things the way humans can, and that doesn't have a lot of stamina and literally won't be able to wake up once they fall asleep: grace what the fuck statement--
random PSA, I know a lot of people use duckduckgo as a Google alternative search engine, but it always kind of annoyed me when I was using it because it felt like No Name Brand Google
I have switched to using Startpage.com and vastly prefer it. for one thing, instead of displaying an "AI summary" at the top of the search results (unless you turn it off, yes I know), it displays the first paragraph of the Wikipedia article, with link, whenever it finds one that's relevant.
also a waaayyyyy better sense of design than duckduckgo
also private, European based, least annoying search I've used lately (RIP old "don't be evil" Google)
Keeping a list of Google alternatives just in case…
i have one of those, scraped from multiple different rec posts:
Search Engines
Infinity Search is an alternative search engine with a special focus on privacy
DuckDuckGo is a popular search engine for those who value their privacy and are put off by the thought of their every query being tracked and logged. Uses bangs, ![site] for in-page search (sells your data to microsoft and draws from fucking bing)
WolframAlpha is a privately owned search engine that allows you to “compute expert-level answers using Wolfram’s breakthrough algorithms, knowledgebase, and AI technology.” A data search engine.
Boardreader is a search engine for forums and message boards. It allows you to search forums and then filter down results by date and language.
Based in France, Qwant is a privacy-based search engine that won’t record your searches or use your personal details for advertising. Uses “&” as a bang search.
Another privacy-based search engine is Search Encrypt, which uses local encryption to ensure that users’ identifiable information cannot be tracked. Metasearch across multiple engines.
Offering unbiased results from several sources, SearX is a metasearch engine that aims to present a free, decentralized view of the internet. Can be self-hosted.
Gibiru’s tagline is “Unfiltered private search” and that’s exactly what it offers. Requires AnonymoX Firefox add-on for privacy.
Disconnect allows you to conduct anonymous searches through a search engine of your choice.
Swisscows provides fully encrypted searches to protect your privacy and security. Built-in violence/porn filter cannot be overridden.
MetaGer offers “Privacy Protected Search & Find” through its anonymised search. A plugin will allow it to be made a default.
Gigablast is a private search engine that indexes millions of websites and servers real-time information without tracking your data, keeping you hidden from marketers and spammers. Variety of filtration and refinement options for searching.
Oscobo is a search engine that protects your privacy while you search the web. By not using any third-party tools or scripts, your data is protected from hacking and misuse. Has a Chrome extension to allow use in toolbar.
https://search.marginalia.nu/ an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed. Use old-school searching rather than query-based for the best results.
https://www.mojeek.com/
https://wiby.me/ - It’s goal is to index as many personalized websites as possible, and NOT commercial sites.
https://4get.ca/ it works a lot like SearX, but honestly better. It doesn’t have its own index, but pulls from many others. I think it’s the best for research, since it allows you to search for answers from different indexes, is easy to configure, add free, and avoids censorship as much as it can.
https://www.searchenginemap.com/ for more on how search engines relate to each other.
https://yep.com/ is a crawler
https://www.etools.ch/ retrieves from Google, Mojeek, Bing, and Yandex, like Searx
https://www.dogpile.com/
https://searxng.org/ (next gen Searx)
https://luxxle.com/ - possibly conservative?
https://presearch.com/ - good for academic?
https://kagi.com/smallweb - free/randomised Kagi.
Other Searchers
www.refseek.com - Academic Resource Search. More than a billion sources: encyclopedia, monographies, magazines.
www.worldcat.org - a search for the contents of 20 thousand worldwide libraries. Find out where lies the nearest rare book you need.
https://link.springer.com - access to more than 10 million scientific documents: books, articles, research protocols.
www.bioline.org.br is a library of scientific bioscience journals published in developing countries.
http://repec.org - volunteers from 102 countries have collected almost 4 million publications on economics and related science.
www.science.gov is an American state search engine on 2200+ scientific sites. More than 200 million articles are indexed.
www.base-search.net is one of the most powerful researches on academic studies texts. More than 100 million scientific documents, 70% of them are free.https://cosine.club/ is an electronic music similarity search engine
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
this is emmett and cullen they are best friends
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.
Dogs are truly angels.
so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist
the anxiety cat
Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great
this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.
so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.
Cheetah: oh god what’s going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah
Dog: :) fine, thanks
Cheetah: :) oh, okay
its required that every day you think about women kissing
constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in
Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!
Don't sleep on @queerliblib the Queer Liberation Library for all your queer Libby needs!
grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)
rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it
free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed