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@seagulloffical
im seagull sick with seagull illness
Hello Officialverse.
I am here to join you all in all your official duties. And maybe steal your french fries.
i notice you didn’t tag anyone. don’t worry me neither. but i will help you gain traction fellow offical
thank you, fellow official
I love people going " omg Benedict crinklefries is so hot!! " because to me he looks like an alien and no filter or banger backing track on an edit can convince me otherwise
DID YOU JUST SAY CRINKLEFRIES????????
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Hello Officialverse.
I am here to join you all in all your official duties. And maybe steal your french fries.
yeah? what are you gonna do about it?
feelin cute might maul a kid for their snacks later😜
(via Instagram)
I am SO stealing this later squawkkkk looks so good
(via Instagram)
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when ur mutuals are mutual with each other
pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today
Sometimes everyone in the gimmickverse decides to reblog one post and literally I can’t see anything other than that post
Wouldn’t it be funny if we made this post one of those
Right @non-tyrannical-usa (wink wink nudge nudge)
This is the tenth time I’ve seen this exact fucking post on my dash today wtf, it hasn’t even been three hours
Good, that means it’s working.
everyone reblog this again
Gang up on our mutuals
GUYS STOP
Never.
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IN THE LAST FIVE MINUTES
And you’ll see it again.
how often do i have to see this post, save meeee
I have like 50 spots until my queue is full again so I’ll fill it up :D
Oh hey wait putting it in the queue is genius
Perpetuate the circle
I see this on my dash every day and reblog it every day and it brings me this little spark of joy
day after fucking day
squawk squawk
I laminated a paper towel
why does this have 31 thousand notes
You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.
But wait this is actually freaking me out though, it raises so many questions about the otherwise incomprehensible meaning of life as a collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity
Imagine if one day you were given a choice: Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever again, and get to live forever.
However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always meant to do, what you were supposed to contribute to the overall scheme and future of the life of the universe, your purpose… the whole reason you were even created, even born in the first place. You must give that up. You don’t know what that is. You’ll never know; But, regardless, you say yes.
Perhaps you assume you wouldn’t have made any sort of significant difference anyway. That butterfly effect theory or whatever they call it? Nah, you call bullshit. It doesn’t matter - you don’t matter, at least not to anything outside of your immediate connections - and it’ll all be fine, and you’ll just live forever with minimal (or maybe even no) consequences.
So, yay! You’re now immortal. You’ll never die or get hurt ever again. Wee!
But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you’ve gone through horrible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barely got to know, has passed away, died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched them perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you learn you actually were important in the grand scheme of things. You were supposed to be a key factor in the world’s survival, long ago; but, because of the choice you made (immortality over individual purpose), you were never given the knowledge or awareness or resources or ability to save the world that you were always supposed to obtain, before you unknowingly made the wrongest choice to ever wrong.
Needless to say, you’ve fucked up big time.
The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae, galaxies, solar systems and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and life, all sucked up into absolute, indefinite nothingness.
But you remain.
Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through, suspended in… nothing. With a feeling of such unbelievable loneliness that your feeble brain can hardly perceive, can’t possibly hope to comprehend. Not only are you the only living thing left, you don’t even have one inanimate object to keep you company. You have literally. Nothing. And you are literally nowhere. I mean, technically, you are now the universe - if it would bring you petty comfort to think about it that way. You. Only you. With nothing, no one, nowhere. Forever. And ever. And ever.
All because you thought you didn’t matter. That you had no real, meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference.
But you did. And now look what you’ve gotten yourself into, you silly nugget. You’re gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that eternity, huh?
Or maybe it was out of selfishness. Maybe this wasn’t because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm.
The moral here? Be selfless, and always know and remember that you matter.
Or else, one day, you might destroy the universe. And be left to suffer, and be tortured horribly and endlessly by the void of nothingness that has consumed you. With no way to escape. Ever.
Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point - all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning?
OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON
AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN
A LAMINATED
PAPER
T OW E L
IDK MAN,
I D K
Write. A. Book.
What if I did write a book
and the pages of that book
were made out of
laminated
paper towels
I WASNT GONNA REBLOG UNTIL THAT LAST COMMENT
This fucked me up.
I love Tumblr
Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.
yea man no idea how I could have lived without french fries. so glad I was born in this era!!
french fry
ohohoohhH YEA THIS IS THE SHIT
hey *claws the food out of your hands*
Curly fries (via Instagram)
absolutely stealing these later omg
omw to steal some french fries from some kid lmfaooo
feeling cute might steal these later :3 squawk
squawk squawk! coo! squawk!