My rick sanchez angst slop. I am honestly super obsessed w 500 miles it just feels so lonely. It longs for something. Anyway

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My rick sanchez angst slop. I am honestly super obsessed w 500 miles it just feels so lonely. It longs for something. Anyway
I propose this year be Two thousand twenty FIX. this year we're fixing shit. If you got a problem fix it right away if you can. As soon as you notice even. Fix shit. Fix your leaky faucet. Clean your shower. Talk to your friends about that thing they do that makes you feel unloved. 202fix
When you pick up a sword for the first time you will be slow and awkward. This is frustrating, but refuse the temptation to try and become a “faster” fencer. Chasing after speed is like trying to catch smoke. If you try and pursue speed, all you will accomplish is haste. Haste is the enemy of 1st class fencing.
Speed is a lie the untrained mind tells itself when it sees an action it cannot follow. The truth is a combination of timing, control, and fluidity. Fluid motion, even done slowly, will always arrive before a hasty strike. Control will allow you to move without wasteful motion that will slow you down. Timing will eliminate the need to move fast almost entirely. There is no need to get somewhere fast so long as you get there at the right time.
Tip for mymutuals who engage in bladed armed combat
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This is true for plenty of other things too!! When you’re learning anything that involves moving your body, don’t forget that quality of movement is more important than speed!
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast
THEYRE LYING JUMP AT YOUR OPPONENT JUMPSCARE JUMPSCARE BACK FOOT FORWARD AND LEAP AT THEM!!
send them to HELL!!!
self-compassion: an antidote to shame mb
Except, critically, at bedtime.
Ravings and urges get miscoded over time. Let’s say you’re thirsty, and you live in a strawberry field. Strawberries contain some water and a bunch of sugar so, over time, you may start to crave strawberries when you are thirsty because you get a reward and some relief in shorter time from the need starting than the trek to the stream. This can happen for every need: sleep, food, whatever.
Trevor Noah has a great tip, that when he craves ice cream at night he breaks it down into parts: I want something cold, I want something sweet. He drinks a glass of cold water then waits to see if he still has the ice cream craving. Usually he doesn’t.
So listening to your body isn’t “follow every urge” but “decompose the urge to discover the underlying need.”
If you always feel like getting cozy in bed you may be: cold, dehydrated, and/or malnourished (maybe a need for high calories that are bioaccessible…not processed).
If you do not feel tired at bedtime you may: need to eat dinner earlier because your body is still digesting, need to exercise or go outside more during the day, get the fuck off your screen for an hour so your brain can enter sleep mode.
Hope this helps someone.
P.S. notice i said nothing about neurodivergence. Not that it’s not a likelihood but the over-pathologization of behaviors prevents us from taking simple actions to improve our wellbeing. Also, these tips are pretty accessible and applicable to most brain variations.
I made ocean bag by using flower granny square crochet 🌊 by Rxsimo
Stunning! 🤩
I made a koi pond themed crochet bag! 🪷 by Rxsimo
Hey kid, look at me.
I want you to T-pose. Turn your right thumb up and your left thumb doen and look at your right thumb. Move your arms up and down a bit until you feel a nerve running from your armpit to your palm. Now turn your right thumb down and your left thumb up, and look at your left thumb. Keep your chest facing forward and your shoulders back. Move your arms again until you feel that nerve again. Keep alternating between these two for a minute, or look at each thumb thirty times each.
Now sit down. Put your left hand firmly under your left buttock, palm down. Keep your shoulders back and put your right hand over the crown of your head, very gently pulling it to the right. Do this for thirty seconds, then do it again but with your right hand under your right buttock.
These are stretches for the nerves in your arms, and are very good for people who sit behind a computer a lot, or fibre artists, or you name it. Do them daily. They will hurt in the beginning, but keep doing them, even after the pain has gone, or it will return and you'll have to start all over.
Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago
Btw don't believe any Etsy ad or things trying to sell this pattern to you. It's been free since the 90s. It's very simple, just double crochet and color changes. Be sure to weave in ends as you go unlike me
MY MOM JUST MADE THIS PATTERN EVERYONE LOOK
YOU CAN DO IT IN SO MANY COLORS
I spontaneously sent this to my brother (likes cats and crochet) and it turns out hes been looking for a free version of this pattern for ages
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Free patterns get a reblog
@crzytrdspnd cat pattern :3
i have too much joie de vivre for this
i’m so serious when i say excessive fear of being annoying/creepy/taking up people’s energy etc holds us back. it seems like it’s just little things but they add up. over the past month i’ve ordered food and drinks almost exclusively by asking “do you have a favorite?” and i know if i said that on twitter or wherever ppl would dogpile me for demanding emotional labor of servers or w/e but every single person i’ve asked has seemed genuinely psyched to answer! i don’t ask if it’s busy obvi, and use a phrasing that gives them the easy out of “i don’t have one”— but no one has taken it! the girl at the cafe confessed to me with something like conspiracy in her voice how everybody raves about the gluten free chocolate chip cookies and sure, they’re great, but the delicious, fluffy homemade waffles are RIGHT THERE. the barbera the bartender recommended was actually kind of awful but it broke the ice and we ended up talking for like 45 minutes. the bodega guy declared that he usually makes himself a burger but tonight was “a breakfast sandwich night” and tbh he was totally right. it WAS a breakfast sandwich night
thank you tumblr user @saw5. tumblr user saw 5 gets it
You shouldn’t compare your body to mine. Having a sexually appealing body is on of the top 5 things in my life I care about, so I put a lot of work in. You are probably equally skilled at the top 5 things in your life you care about. If you see someone with a really sexy body, especially one over the age of like 24 (when habits start to catch up with you), you should presume that it’s something they highly value about themselves and thus work on. Think about what you highly value (your studies/work, your family, a hobby you love, being communicative, going out etc) and realize we just have different priorities, and that’s okay.
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Hey, someone here with thousands of dollars of sewing supplies at hand (thanks to my very talented seamstress mother with almost 30 years of work under her belt) and here is some wisdom and some resources that helped me:
- You dont need a serger for 90% of the stuff you will make, unless youre trying to do professional grade dresses or suits or use it on specific fabrics like knits. Is using a serger easier than other methods? Yeah! But if your end goal is to have a nicely finished seam for your shirt/pants/whatever you can instead use zigzag/overcast stiches, french seams or flat felled seams. Im pretty sure most modern sewing machines can work them out!
- There are also a few stiches for people who hand sew and dont use sergers, most notably the backstitch. If you dont mind the double edge it creates then its honestly the best option and easiest to do. Some notable hand stitching tutorials are Here, Here, Here and Here. Iy honestly depends on what you were using the serger for in the first place, but its genuinely not that important, its mostly used for how fast it works and that it has a double feature (cutting the edge and then sewing it).
- A cutting table is very unnecessary in my opinion. As long as you have a table/spacious floor then thats all you need! But do be mindful of your back if your go to is the floor.
- Invest in good quality iron scissors. For some reason a lot of scissors are very unfit to do their job and so if you can try to find ones made out of iron or steel and then get ready to sharpen them at home. For some reason also, every single pair of scissors with the part you hold onto made out of plastic has been a complete disappointment so I’d avoid those.
- Buy yourself some magnets. I knooow the little pin cushions look very cute and aesthetic, but there comes a time in your life when you will accidentally misplace a needle and step on it. Its easier to store them by getting a big magnet and a box and just putting them there. Also keep a clean magnet (as in not full of needles) on hand to hover around the area you worked in after youre finished.
- You need to learn the basics of how to work with the machine like how to put thread in it, what each stitch does, how to change every setting and what every setting does. Sewing with a machine (even the smaller type) is a technical ordeal. Once you know your machine you will be able to do so much more. Theres not many rules to sewing so if you dont know much about the technical part of your sewing machine you should definitely take notes and then have fun with it!
- Another thing you should learn is how to read a pattern. There are a lot of technical terms and it will all look like a puzzle the first time but there are numerous videos and posts about how to read them. This guide is pretty good in my opinion. If you know how to read a pattern then its easier for you to customize it as needed.
- I would advise to print your patterns either on cardboard or to later transfer them on cardboard. Its so much fun sometimes to find a part of a specific pattern and then mix it with another one, like taking the sleves from a blouse and mixing them with a top for example. Also keeping the physical prints is always better than always reprinting them. Also! When cutting the fabric its always easier to trace the pattern with chalk/wax chalk on the fabric then to keep the oattern in place.
- Unfortunately you will have to use the iron a lot after sewing, to keep the seams looking nice and flat and to keep the material itself flat during everything from cutting to sewing to biasing. Honestly you might wanna invest in a good handheld iron as 20% of sewing is ironing.
- Never pull on the fabric or push it while sewing or cutting. Go slow with your sewing machine if needed and if you feel like you always somehow get crooked lines out of cutting 2 layers either make a basting (temporary stitch) or use pins to keep the material flat and folded.
- Also I saw this in one of the tags and I almost cried, DONT work on materials that make your sewing machine clank. If you know your machine isnt equipped for that kind of material (Like sequins, harsh leather, hard denim) then please dont push the machine to its limit. Best case scenario you do your piece and its wonky and maybe you broke 1-2 needles, worst case scenario you ruin your sewing machine. I felt it myself on a Singer Heavy Duty I almost ruined because of a denim jacket.
- You cant 100% rely on your sewing machine. Some things just arent doable and you have to accept that. For me my first heartbreak was a curved stitch that I just couldn’t do so i had to hand sew it. It was frustrating but what was more frustrating was sewing it wrong the first time and then having to undo the stitch.
- Building onto what I just said, Sometimes hand sewing will look better than machine, especially if you have more background in embroidery. The only issue of hand sewing besides the obvious that it takes longer would be the issue of tension that you exert onto the fabric and the stitch not being eqqual in size but thats easy to train. Genuinely in my opinion if something has a pattern, its doable by hand too, not just by machine.
- Take the time to make your pieces look good. It is laborious to cut the loose threads, to make sure the stitch is perfectly symetrical, to fold the material perfectly in half, to put the half finished garment on multiple times, but in the end your garment will look better as its these little things that really make the difference.
- Ebay, Facebook marketplace and thrift stores are gonna be your best friend from now on for materials and such, and if youre lucky you can even find supplies for cheap. Another thing to note is that old sewing machines (pre 2000) are godly and if you can get your hands on one its genuinely worth the money in my opinion if its still working (there is a shortage of machanics for older sewing machines unfortunately)
- For free patterns theres tailornova.com, sewingsupport.com, lovesewing.com, freesewing.org, moodfabrics.com, helenclosetpatterns.org, sewist.com, so-sew-easy.com, cosplay.com ,unfetteredpatterns, dmc.com (this one is for embroidery), r/freepatterns, this one german website, a few mori style patterns, this list for cosplay patterns, and to top it all off this beautifully curated list of free patterns curtesy of u/Idontknowmanork on reddit. There is also the option to look through the internet archive for specific sewing magazines, the best one I know of is Burda/Anna which is an oldie but goldie.
- For other free patterns obviously Pinterest is a good resource for scouring the kind of patterns youre looking for as the algorithm quickly finds the same style of pattern youre looking for and it oftentimes shows a lot of smaller designers who have truly amazing work that might fit your niche better. Youtube has tutorials and patterns galore, but the algorithm usually works by ‘most watched’ so you might miss out on some good designers if you dont have the time to really look through the page, plus some designers just will not work for you which happened to me and thats okay, unfortunately not every cute desing will work out.
- Dont be afraid to do your own patterns. After using patterns for a while you will be able to make your own as a lot of clothing uses a pretty familiar algorithm of production, so sometimes you will definitely be able to Frankenstein it, even by just looking at a photo.
I wanted to add other things but I forgot them as i was writing this lmao. Hope this helped someone.
absolutely top teir advice. also i was SOO disappointed when my singer heavy duty (ADVERTISED TO GO THROUGH DENIM??) started acting funny with it like girl you were made for this.
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I take pills on a daily basis
For my country 🇺🇸
All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.
you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over
update:
transmogrifying my haters into an animal that is known for something called the "death roll" has backfired in a manner no one could have forecasted
Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.
well now you're just doing this on purpose
I think that's the highest tags forecast I have received so far.
Posts that have 100k gators to me.
Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.
Now there are 100,005 gators on this post
...
You know what? Good job.
Other people said this post had thousands of notes in their mind, but only contributed two notes.
You? You said that it had 100k gators to you.
And then you did it.
+1 respect point.
now that's what i call a
gator aid
Take a look at Gators Georg here.
i really wish we could all just stop this weird facade that mental health is taken seriously just because there might be more conversation about depression than there was 20 years ago. as soon as you’re unable to work or maintain relationships or mask effectively enough you might as well be a joke. even to people who say they understand it
hate to break this to you but if you call yourself self aware but you are only aware of your faults and never acknowledge your strengths you are not self aware. you just repackaged your self hatred
Self aware means the whole self.
You are more than your faults.
You are more than your sins.
You are more.