being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

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being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit
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I just love all their reactions after that one photo
Upon reflection, I think "cringe" just means "that person isn't embarrassed to do a thing that I would be embarrassed to do"
Which basically means that you're jealous of their ability to enjoy themselves without caring what other people think.
Do not remove the part of you that is cringe;
Remove the part that cringes
- Confucius or something
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Go have a nice day everyone ☀️
so there's this sauce I really like to put on scrambled eggs but the guy on the bottle looks like he's about to call me a slur. hold on
Dude, that is literally my great grandfather Cecil... That photo is his wedding photo. The marinade has my great grandmother as well as the pasta sauce. My great uncle owns the company. Though I doubt he would call you a slur, if only because he doesn't know you.
can't decide if I'm more upset his name isn't Thomas or that this is the second time this whole accidentally-meeting-the-subject-of-my-post's-great-grandchild thing has happened to me on tumblr.hellsite
Ok I was looking for this video forever and I finally found it so enjoy seb being fucking adorable as always 🥰
people think taking things literally is just like
not getting jokes and sarcasm
when in my experience it's more like
thinking you have to fulfill 100% of the exact requirements for something, when everyone else apparently knows it's actually a bit flexible
answering rhetorical questions and everyone thinking you're stupid
SAYING something with a literal meaning and others interpreting it figuratively
following instructions to a T but not knowing how to modify them if something goes wrong
wait that song was talking about WHAT??
doing EXACTLY what someone asked of you and them getting mad that it wasn't what they meant or actually wanted
being terrified of people's empty threats or hyperbole without realizing they didn't actually mean it
memorizing all the connotations of different words so you can use them as precisely as possible, getting frustrated when others are inexact
still not getting jokes and sarcasm
...oh
so i read books like a formula 1 car on cocaine because of my profound ignorance of how nerotypicals use communication. this part can be pretty hard to teal with sometimes.
Mission report December 16, 1991
26 years ago today, the Winter Soldier was sent to assassinate Howard and Maria Stark
and he did GREAT!!!!!! GO BUCKY
Btw: the bare minimum isn’t good enough anymore. I said what I said 🤷♀️ (x)
im really about to act up.
These two replies are buried in there and need to face the public
im absolutely losing it at this scene from the princess diaries. what the hell, lilly
Claudius to Hamlet, act i scene ii, Hamlet, by Shakespeare, 1609 AD
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