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In case you writers ever wondered. Made by Carrie Patrick on Facebook.
The object comparisons are things of an equivalent weight, not things you can cut with the swords. Just saying so to preemptively stop cursed comments.
Like a claymore it takes two hands to properly wield a baby
https://bsky.app/profile/maxidango.bsky.social/post/3mr73dcmgcs2b
need people to see this i feel insane
The customer service at the fuck you die store was lacking to say the least
I've never loved anyone as much as I love Ursula Le Guin
was talking about this the other day. gender bender porn barely qualifies as a fetish for trans people. that's just like the missionary position to us
i do sometimes indulge in A but only if it's really good. guilty pleasure type shit. I have trauma I'm allowed
jacking it to gender bender porn but shaking my head every time they say some shit about how it's a woman's nature to be submissive to show that I don't agree
and you're real as hell for that amen
Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern
Trying to fuck a girl with antlers starting every text with hello my deer
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The kids are aight
Having a vial of my own blood is pretty awesome.
hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"
like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause
Broad shoulders look rly beautiful on a woman, but when I look at myself in the mirror I hate my beautiful, broad shoulders because I'm like dumb af or something.
my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!
“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔
shoutout to that part in of the Devil episode 2 where Sosuke is like "yeah i've killed before" and Morgan is like "oh shit a fellow murderer maybe this is finally someone i can relate to" and then he's like "because i was in the military" and Morgan is SO disappointed. what a letdown. violence is awesome but state-sanctioned violence is fucking lame as hell dude. fucking pussy ass bitch
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Someone post a gif
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