incoherence incarnate

(She/Her) | bi/trans | big fan of many things including xenoblade | trying my best to be me | ADHD/Autism

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

i had a really fucked up dream omg

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

p&f related?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

buford?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

[tlirsgender]

Spock at his core is a sensitive gay boy Desperately trying not to be gay nor sensitive. And everybody knows he's both gay and sensitive because he's not very good at hiding it but he's still like nobody can know I'm gay and sensitive

[tlirsgender]

Happy pride month Mr Spock

[taffywabbit]

HORMONES ACQUIRED 06/07/24

[taffywabbit]

ONE FREAKIN YEAR BABEYYY 🎉

[taffywabbit]

TWO FREAKIN YEARS BABEYYY 🎉

[tamamita]

Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet this pride, what gives?

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[factbot]

In a high school talent show, Lenin performed “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

cosplay by Violetmasque on tiktok

[aquaticptato]

DIVA ALERT

[brbarou]

'soup store' this, 'soup store' that HERE is a compilation of code ment scenes that i have been quoting for years

[lindleland]

the soup store bit is fucking incredible but i'll never stop being sad about how much it's eclipsed the rest of code ment. this one clip has given me so many banger lines that have lived in my head rent free for like a decade

[lindleland]

the funny thing is that i have literally done this exact thing to the point that i fully forgot that this was the origin of it

[lindleland]

hi this is also something have done constantly for the last decade and i am beginning to wonder if i have ever had a unique experience

[roach-works]

it's cold out there, reblog to give a trans man a cup of soump

[natalieironside]

My bros deserve soup

[burnbrighterthanever]

And rb to give a trans woman a cup of hot chocolate.

[lindleland]

rb to give an enby oysters

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[bumblebeebats]

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

[spectralhauntings]

I've been using the pet poison hotline's poison list cause it has a search function. It also tells you whether something is mildly, moderately, or severely toxic which can be very handy! It doesn't contain like everything but it might be a good place to start, it also includes plants for fellow houseplant lovers <3

Explore Pet Poison Helpline®s vast knowledge on poisons by reviewing our pet poison list. Explore our top 10 poison and holiday poison lists

[littlemousling]

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

[memorycycle]

selling slightly chewed on DS cartridges

[lindleland]

selling lightly fucked 3DS cartridges

[mlarayoukai-archive]

The us educational system doesn't tell us you have to turn your 3ds upside down to evolve your inkay

[fortzancudo]

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

[plumbo-gummite]

the smuckling smumbler

[gif87a-com]

A great moment in movie history is when Harvey can’t recognize The Joker until he takes off his surgery mask.

[chadzia-deactivated20180101]

he thought it was tom cruise

[the-live-jive-deactivated201807]

Ended up being bobby with the tool

[throwbackblr]

[shmoplivintae]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 how does he not notice

[octoberscabernet]

Half his face just got blown off, that boy higher than giraffe pussy