SLUTTY MERCUTIO

Hi! I like musical theatre, telling people to have a nice day, memes, and doing things waay after they're cool.

[croathia]

Mallorca, Spain

[love]

[adulthoodisokay]

[x]

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

The wild euphoria of “Yes YES”😩👌

[maxofs2d]

[teaboot]

Rival sorcerers

[bassiter]

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Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.

[greenapplepunch]

[luxwing]

time for a 

little horny posting

[dozy-draconequus-deactivated202]

Little horny on main

[ella-of-frell]

Me, a simple bard polymorphing and still wooing the women regardless

[aprotestforyourheart]

Cornwallis stealing Titty Mitty’s wife, Eleanor

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

you know what? sherlock was bad and so was supernatural but doctor who was good. every episode was just like “oh no the doctor has to stop the evil Octopus Man who put tiny octopi in everyone’s tea and biscuits that turns people into Octopus People and they’re gonna cover the big ben in ink” and we didn’t appreciate it enough for that 

[juzavoices]

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[new-clown-in-town]

I’M IN HYSTERICS

[rosewater1997]

me drinking green tea: this is gonna fix Everything

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[porn4angels]

welcome to the party, acrylic, 2014

[coolkidsofhistory]

Elton John rocking out at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles, 1975.

[jewishdragon]

eating artificial blue raspberry flavored candy that is so fucking blue that it turns your mouth the same unnatural blue is one of life’s simple pleasures

[sollertias]

Mount St Michael, Cornwall by Clarkson Frederick Stanfield, 1830 (detail)

[hemoglobin-blog]