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Kimi | 35+ | please don't mind me I'm just chillin

[catchyvideos]

[ruinedchildhood]

[viralfrog]

[barthposting]

Words of wisdom from Rin Penrose 3D.

[catchymemes]

[writing-prompt-s]

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[juliuscaesarofficial]

[0mayday0]

Guess I’m crashing planes

[goth-queen]

[bookofknives]

not my art but some graffiti i spotted :-)

[unstablebill]

I've been scream laughing at this for several days

[rarestsparkle]

If your righteousness needs someone destroyed, it’s not righteousness, it’s ego.

[studylovella]

[importantcatpics]

[etherealvoidechoes]

Thinking about Sectoids and doing the “mind food tasting”, it would be a funny-ish way of accidentally learning/teaching someone they’re allergic to a food.

Sectoid: That’s interesting. Usually that vegetable has a bite and leaves a tingling aftertaste.

Person: What are you talking about?

Sectoid: When I do this with Jeremiah and he had the exact same wrap, the taste is sharp and makes his mouth tingly. Like eating something spicy. It’s an interesting feeling but the way it tastes with you is also nice! I’m experiencing new flavor profiles!

Person: Mate… I think Jeremiah is allergic… That vegetable isn’t supposed to taste “spicy.”

Sectoid:… oh no.

[andymakesgames]

For the holidays, my partner @jane-dump made me these amazing stickers to go with my (overly modded) XCOM 2 obsession.

They'll go great with this one she made me a few years ago:

[gifak-net]

[unclefather]

A goddess

[elegantpaws]

Decadent

[heylsgowt]

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒