坂本花織 Kaori Sakamoto (JPN)
2025 World Championship Free Skate (146.95)
the fact that this didn't win the free skate is criminal

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坂本花織 Kaori Sakamoto (JPN)
2025 World Championship Free Skate (146.95)
the fact that this didn't win the free skate is criminal
Ridiculous yet effective ways to deal with Executive Dysfunction
Dealing with executive dysfunction and ADHD becomes so much easier when you stop trying to do things the way you feel like you should be able to do them (like everyone else) and start finding ways that actually work for you, no matter how “silly” or “unnecessary” they seem.
For years my floor was constantly covered in laundry. Clean laundry got mixed in with dirty and I had to wash things twice, just making more work for myself. Now I just have 3 laundry bins: dirty (wash it later), clean (put it away later), and mystery (figure it out later). Sure, theoretically I could sort my clothes into dirty or clean as soon as I take them off and put them away straight out of the dryer, but realistically that’s never going to be a sustainable strategy for me.
How many garbage bins do you need in a bedroom? One? WRONG! The correct answer is one within arms reach at all times. Which for me is three. Because am I really going to get up to blow my nose when I’m hyperfocusing? NO. In allergy season I even have an empty kleenex box for “used tissues I can use again.” Kinda gross? Yeah. But less gross than a snowy winter landscape of dusty germs on my desk.
I used to be late all the time because I couldn’t find my house key. But it costs $2.50 and 3 minutes to copy a key, so now there’s one in my backpack, my purse, my gym bag, my wallet, my desk, and hanging on my door. Problem solved.
I’m like a ninja for getting pout the door past reminder notes without noticing. If I really don’t want to forget something, I make a physical barrier in front of my door. A sticky note is a lot easier to walk past than a two foot high cardboard box with my wallet on top of it.
Executive dysfunction is always going to cause challenges, but often half the struggle is trying to cope by pretending not to have executive dysfunction, instead of finding actual solutions.
“The average person kidnaps 3 scientists a year" factoid is actualy just statistical error.
Eva Stratt, who lives in a boat & kidnaps several laboratories worth each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
坂本 花織 Kaori Sakamoto (JPN)
Medalists On Ice 2024 (Shine)
坂本 花織 Kaori Sakamoto (JPN)
Medalists On Ice 2017 (Danse Macabre)
260709 ★ cultwo show // junhwan cha (+eng trans notes below!)
That video from the woods 3 years ago today, wood thrushes sing and all
you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing
HE HAD A SON NAMED
WHAT
NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK
technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn
Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.
I have something worse
imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn
imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen
WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN
I have an answer to that one too
The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.
Born without a groove 😔
With each addition to this, I find myself nodding and murmuring, "Mm hm. The Plorn Dickens."
차준환 Junhwan Cha (KOR)
2026 Four Continents Championship Exhibition Gala (Not A Dream)
he is beauty he is grace
차준환 Junhwan Cha (KOR)
2023 World Championship Exhibition Gala (Golden Hour)
my boy loves his dangly pieces of fabric flapping in the wind 🙂↕️
坂本 花織 Kaori Sakamoto (JPN)
2019 Internationaux De France Short Program (64.08)
Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try
坂本花織 Kaori Sakamoto (JPN)
2024 NHK Trophy Exhibition Gala (Poison)
Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:
“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”
“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”
Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”
“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”
“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”
“WHY QUESTION???”
To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.
“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”
“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”
“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”
“WHY QUESTION?????”
Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.
Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.
차준환 Junhwan Cha (KOR)
2025 Four Continents Championship Exhibition Gala (Mr/Mme)
“…I never understood the point of flowers, you know. Especially at this time. They struck me as a little tongue in cheek. A symbol of something beautiful but impermanent? Silly. Like you aren’t enough to remind me of that. Perhaps, as imperative of my nature, I miss things right in front of me. Those that were staring at me in the face until too late. Small things that I thought inconsequential to the grand scheme of logic and flights of fancy. Maybe you could’ve told me why. You were a lot smarter than me. I don’t think I ever said it, but you were.
I never got to ask you why you opted for a life of peace. Wasn’t it boring? Were you tired? Would I get tired? Would’ve been nice to have a two-way chat. We were the same, you know? You had the life I wanted. You were a pirate. A dragon slayer. So why would you exchange that for a life of domesticity? …Heh. Actually, you’ve already answered it, haven’t you? Wish you had a better way of telling me. Dragons can be slayed, but there were things I’d rather run away from. You were always smarter than me. Braver too. You faced them head on, and I’ll forever thank you for showing me it could be done. I have been a coward for so long.”
“…If I met you sooner. If I met you before John perhaps we could’ve… Maybe I would’ve…”
“…I might…”
“…”
“Sorry, I’m sure you’d be laughing at me now. If you were here, you’d probably call me a drama queen.”
“I wish I got to tell you, Mary. I like you too. I like you.
“I miss you.”
Periodic rent-lowering-gunshots:
Fiction is not reality.
You can enjoy things in fiction that would be awful in the real world. Like playing a murderhobo in a game! In the real world, being or supporting a murderer-thief would be pretty damn awful, while in the game it's just good fun. Same with anything else you choose to do with the pixels on the screen, like kinks that don't affect anyone real, so they're okay in fiction, but would be pretty damn bad in real life.
No one else is responsible for your online experience. They are required not to harass you, but they are not and never will be obligated to not post about ships, kinks, or tropes you dislike just to avoid you seeing them. It's up to you to blacklist words or phrases, block tags, or even block users as needed to avoid seeing content that upsets you.
No one can force you to read anything against your consent. Any content you don't like seeing can be instantly avoided by closing out of the offending post/fic.
You are not owed an online experience free of discomfort.
Nothing that happens in your imagination can ever make you a bad person. Words you write or read about fictional characters will never make you a bad person.
The claim that media consumption influences real-life behavior is intellectually dishonest and serves only to excuse the behavior of real offenders.
Fiction is a safe way to explore horrifying or confusing concepts. Therapists agree that fiction, even (or especially) about taboo topics is a good coping mechanism, especially, but not exclusively, for trauma survivors. Fiction is to adults what play therapy is to children. This doesn't stop being true if the work in question is of a sexual nature.
Sex isn't an inherently worse or better motivation than anything else. A work written to create feelings of arousal isn't dirty, shameful, or in any way less pure than works written to entertain, provoke moral questions, or for other reasons. And worth noting is that multiple purposes can exist in the same story, especially fanfiction.
You aren't entitled to an explanation for why someone reads, writes, or otherwise enjoys certain works, kinks, tropes, ships, etc.