[onlinemgc]

[therainbowgorilla]

I'd wear that on a shirt

[first-day-of-summer]

[thepacificrimjob-deactivated201]

oh this fanfiction has an interesting summary and it’s even complete let’s see wha

“I got up”

clicks out of tab

[star-shard]

Sometimes, fanfiction is carefully plotted out stories, with plot points and call backs and themes that all tie it up in a meaningful and exciting way.

And sometimes fanfiction is, ‘Watch me do a fucking KICK FLIP off this cool sentence!! Also here's some sex'

Both are beautiful forms of writing.

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"

-This girl

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

They are both right

[kosmogrl]

[mclennonyaoi]

he gets me. he fucking gets me

[nat-20s]

HUGE shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!

[melaschasma]

— Phoenician cloth merchant, c. 6th century BCE

[smidge-j]

They should invent a me that goes to bed at a reasonable time

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

my number one trait is being lame as hell but my number two trait is being sick as fuck

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[edensmidian]

This is exactly why I come to this hellsite

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

[catalinabaylors]

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson

[gay-pippin]

[funnytwittertweets]

[memewhore]

[the-tree-line]

weather apps are like SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING!! REMAIN INDOORS UNTIL actually it’s gonna drizzle lol sike. SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING. it may not rain actually. 9 INCHES OF RAIN INCOMING. 10% chance of rain. THIS STORM WILL BLOW YOUR COCK STRAIGHT OFF

[the-tree-line]

it didn’t rain

[funnytwittertweets]

[flimsytwig6]

this is all i have to share

[ID: Gru from Despicable Me surrounded by minions, solemnly saying, "in terms of Queen, we have no Queen". End ID]

[gothamgirl28]