🐝 Lethargic Punk 🐝

Bryony/Ed ~ 19 ~ Genderfluid ~ She/He/Them ~ Taurus ~ INFP ~ Gay bee nerd. I love to draw. As you may have noticed, this blog is a little all over the place. I'll tag whatever just ask.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[goon]

the german shepherd looks so surprised that the golden retriever can eat that fast

[justbadpuns]

Looks like October is nearly Octover

[eldritchblahst]

Looks like it’s Nowvember

[pandavalkyrie]

So we’re doin this again huh. We’re just, we’re gonna start the fake outrage train day fuckin 1. Merry War on Christmas

[silencingthedrums]

Ah yes, my favorite holiday, War On Christmas

[micdotcom]

Watch: Latina journalist Maria Hinojosa epically shuts down a condescending Trump adviser on the word “illegals”

[unclefather]

[which-oc-would]

Which OC has an unnatural hair color

[hanadoodles-archive]

a song called ‘disco inferno’ just came up on my dash and i automatically registered it as “i learn by means of hell” before i realised the title was actually english and not latin

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

“I learn by means of hell,” forthcoming rap album from Doctor Faustus

[copperbadge]

When we figured out that’s what Disco Inferno meant (we translated it as “I learn through suffering”), it became the motto of our Latin class at college, and the unofficial motto of my undergrad. 

[figma1-deactivated20180803]

no nut november is for fools and cowards

the first thing i did on november 1st 12:00am 2016 was bust one

[galaxa-13]

You know what I want more of? Variety in aliens. No, I don’t mean more designs for alien species. I mean variety within a species. They always seem to have the same government, the same culture, the same religion, the same language. Come on, humans don’t work that way! 

“Say, there’s a Qualar over there. What are they saying?”

“No idea.”

“What?”

“That’s a Kinzian Qualar. I’m a Surolian Qualar. You’d have just as much luck understanding them as I would. You’re lucky I even speak Human.”

“Human isn’t a language.”

“What?”

[thebestoftumbling]

[amethystafrodite]

This made me cry

[secretlyjustbees]

Deadass someone put the x-files theme in the school playlist wtf

[darkwingdukat]

You: Space Jam

Me, an intellectual: Astral Preserves

[actuallybenwyatt]

Me, a super intellectual: Cosmic Marmalade

[licoricefern]

Me, a dumbass: Star Jelly

[soundgoodizer]

do you ever think about how weird of a name “squidward tentacles” is like imagine if your name was humanward arms

[danadelions]

what catfood commercials make feeding your cat look like: *person comes into the kitchen with a smile* *cat licks its lips* *cat snuggles up to their leg softly while purring*

what feeding your cat is actually like: *cat emits loud shrieking meow in anticipation* *you nearly have a deadly accident because your cat excitedly runs between your legs as you walk to the bowl*

[bombing]

fuck diamonds. girls don’t want diamonds. girls want over 40 pounds of freshly caught alaskan salmon

[sixcubit]

This is my original Steven Universe OC, Chaos Emerald, and she

[byeers-deactivated20170107]

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

ihyeyct: i hope you’re enjoying your chicken, ted