marvel characters who are false advertising
ant-man: he can be ANY SIZE not just ant-sized
cyclops: this fucker has TWO eyes not just one
winter soldier: he is there all year round
wolverine: doesn’t wear a wolverine fursuit. you’d think he was a furry but no he isn’t
Iron Man: suit made out of a gold-titanium alloy
Spider Man: only four limbs, doesn’t shoot web out his butt
mr. fantastic: he is awful













